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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

It sure is a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore... I just bought a TV & it said "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is.

What do you call a deer that loves being out in the rain? A reindeer.

Free vacuum cleaner. I don't need it anymore. All it does is collect dust.

When I saw someone playing the guitar with a pool stick. I thought it was acoustic.

What two secret organizations rule the world through control of important metallic elements? The Aluminati and the Tinplars.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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The first rule of Condescending club...... is kind of complex, and I don't think you would understand it, even if I explained it to you !

UK Prepare Military Deployment As Gas Shortage Sparks Panic, Biden Policy is Driving Economic Crises

CANDACE OWENS: THIS Is Why My Kids Aren’t Allowed to Have TikTok

Katie Hopkins: Meghan Markle and the pant suits from hell.

The mayor of San Fran💩hole, says fuk the mandates! Got an email from my kids school about tik tok!

Tell Democrats Child Sacrifice Is Still Evil | Ep. 851

MSM Promotes Climate Change Leftist Promoting Sabotage, Media Defends Far Left Terror

NOSEDIVE Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 183

The TRUTH About "THE EXPERTS" - FDA Mistakes & Corruption?

Johnson & Johnson: 'Kids Shouldn’t Get A Fcking Vaccine;' There are "Unknown Repercussions"

ABORTION Up To Birth Passed By Democrats | Details EXPLAINED

AMAZING PATRIOTS RALLY YOU CAN'T MISS!!!

Rep. Maxine Waters Proves Her Ignorance and Says Illegals Are Being Treated Worse Than Slaves

It All Makes Sense Now

Tim & Crew Get Into The Mechanics Of Covid And Testing For It

Police Are RESIGNING En Masse Over Vaccine Mandates, But This Will Lead To Australian Style Fascism

Why Biden Needs the IRS to Start Stalking Our Bank Accounts

'Great Reset' Types Want To Reduce Number Of Consumers, By ANY Means Necessary

Evergrande China on brink of collapse

Well isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.

What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time? College.

Guess what happened to the cannibal that was late to the feast? They gave him the cold shoulder.

When I found my son eating electrical cord I grounded him, Until he could conduct himself properly

Just impulse bought a blind fold... Cant see myself wearing it...

A tennis player goes to the doctor and says "It hurts when I touch my face, elbow and knee." The doctor says, "You've broken your finger"

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Amazing Jump Rope Wins Vs. Fails & More! | People Are Awesome Vs. FailArmy

Dems Try To FORCE Conservative Justices To Retire So They Can Shoehorn Radical Judges In

Dog Crashes Into Other Dogs And Falls Down Flying While Running In the Park

Valeria Galimova plays Andante from BWV 1003 by Johann Sebastian Bach on a 2017 Sebastian Stenzel

How to Go Viral Reacting to Woke TikToks

Doocy GRILLS DHS Sec For Biden's "Inflamatory Language" Compromising Border Patrol Investigation

Biden Says People Will PAY Over Images Media Falsely Claimed Showed Haitian Migrants Being WHIPPED

So I left a bottle a whiskey outside last night and it got rained on. It's not ruined but my spirits are dampened.

Paleontologists are celebrating the finding of the largest dinosaur tibia in recorded history It's was a real shin-dig!

When a stationery store was broken into. Box files, wall calendars and appointment diaries were stolen. Police suspected highly organised crime.

I hear that the guy who invented velcro shoes thought to himself 'Why knot?'

I was feeling lonely, so I bought some stock shares. It's nice to have a bit of company.

It's sweet getting stoned in a swamp: I call it a marsh mellow.

My mother used to hit me with her camera. I still get flashbacks.

Food scientists have finally managed to remove the mint flavor from gum The ex-spearmint was a complete success

Host Liz LIVE on campus with Young America's Foundation

Shortages Of Gasoline, Natural Gas, And Truck Drivers Get WORSE, It's Going To Get Really Bad

Rep. Jim Jordan Surveys the Damage from the Biden Admin, "This is Intentional'

Biden Urges All Eligible Americans Get Vaccine Booster, Mandates Will Get Worse, Shortages Worsening

Biden Admin ADMIT 30,000 Migrants Have Entered The US, Twice As Many As They Estimated Initially

I have many jokes about rich kids—sadly none of them work.

Where do fish sleep? In the riverbed.

When two artists had an art contest it ended in a draw!

Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out!

So what is sticky and brown? A stick!

Why didn’t the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? I asked him and he said, “I still love vista, baby.”

Why did the car get a flat tire? Because there was a fork in the road!

Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.

What do you call a dog that's been run over by a steamroller? Spot!

DHS Program Likened To Dystopian Pre-Crime, Feds Are Targeting The Right, Giving Antifa Free Pass

We Found The Man Behind All The Totally Wrong COVID Models ft. Jordan Schachtel

THE TAXMAN COMETH Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 182

AOC CRIES After Nearly ENTIRE House Votes Against Her, But Its A LIE, AOC Actually Sided With Pelosi

The Biden Admin Is Daring Us To Do Something About Their Border Policy

Dinesh D'Souza With Biden in Office America Has Signed Her Own Death Warrant

AOC CRIES After Nearly EVERY Representative Votes AGAINST The Squad's Anti-Israel Bill

What They Don't Want You To Know

Unbelievable Story: From Foster Care to Social Media Stardom

New Veritas Video EXPOSES FDA Employee Saying Registration Lists For Unvaxxed Are Coming

Katie Hopkins STOP the STRICTLY WITCH HUNT

Woman Uses Tinder As Man And Is SHOCKED How Awful Women Are To Men, The Culture War Is A Gender War

Biden Recommends Dishonorable Discharges For Troops Who Refuse Covid Vaccine

Did the Capitol Police TWO Trump Supporters on Jan. 6th?

BEND OVER, AMERICA Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 181

What John Durham's Report on Russian Collusion Reveals About the Corrupt Media

You know I used to go into shopping centres and rotate the body parts of the mannequins... I don't think everyone noticed, but I certainly turned a few heads.

What do yo call a tall, muscular Irishman with a temper that you shouldn't mess with? Liam Malone

I couldn't afford a television, so I just smoked a ton of weed and read the dictionary. High definition.

The inventor of Halls Cough Drops died last night. There will be no coffin at his funeral.

Democrats Push INSANE Lie That Steve Bannon ADMITTED To Plotting Insurrection, Leftists Are Deluded

So what's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What did the First Mate see when he went to the bathroom? The Captains Log

Leaked Docs PROVE Researchers Planned Gain Of Function Research In Wuhan, Not Even DARPA Would OK It

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Sep 23, 2021Sep 2021

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Screw You, de Blasio | Ep. 53

The Ultimate Impact of Biden's Border Policy

Puppy Attempts to Attack Water Coming Out of Hose

Hard to see that cat.

Vegetarians at a barbecue be like.

Candace Owens Reacts to AOC’s HYPOCRITICAL ‘Tax the Rich’ Dress

Candace Owens Reacts to Nicki Minaj's Vaccine Hesitancy

Chinese Communist Defector Says China INTENTIONALLY Released COVID, Warned The US In November 2019

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Republic7

BLM Protests ERUPT Over Racist Vaccine Mandates, And THEYRE RIGHT, Democrat Mandates Empower Racism

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