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Jul 7, 2021Jul 2021

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Today I'm only celebrating my birthday for half a minute! I guess you could say it's my thirty-second birthday.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 7, 2021Jul 2021

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Your spy name is Your last name, followed by a brief pause and then your first and last name.

Hendrix style 'Double Stops' | Guitar Essentials

Classical Gas | Tommy Emmanuel

Far Left Democrats Use July 4th For Anti-American Sentiment, Say 'Black People Still Aren't Free'

Woke Leftist Policies DESTROY San Francisco, 40% Of San Fran Residents Plan To LEAVE

Purple Haze | Tommy Emmanuel

Teaching white kids to hate themselves to fight racism

All the CCP Wants for Their Birthday is America

I was attacked by a flock of sheep earlier... Fortunately, I was only grazed.

Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? Me: Oh, that's when I went to Yale. Bit embarrassed about that. Interviewer: Damn, embarassed about Yale? You're definitely hired! Me: Thanks! I REALLY needed this yob.

What kind of cells get drafted for war? Diploid

What do you call a small bread that is moving rhythmically to music? Abundance

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap? He can only stick to itself.

Robin: “The Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?” Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”

What's a pirates favorite CD? A CD-R

The 3 most beautiful guitars in the world!

Biden is Asked This Incredibly Basic Question, STILL Reads from Notecard

Democrat Gets ROASTED Over OBVIOUS LIES About Gun Control, Owning Guns Is MORE Important Than Voting

SPIRIT OF 1776 Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 125

What do you call a person with 2 donkeys? Biased

What's the secret to building a staircase? Just take it step-by-step

A duck was standing by a busy roadside, waiting for a break in traffic as cars went roaring by A chicken walks up and says, "don't do it, mate. You'll never hear the end of it."

Why did the German soldier help the wounded puppy? Because he was a veteran Aryan

A woman on a dating site sent me a message saying, "Wow! Your gorgeous, how come your still single?" "It's spelled 'you're'," I replied.

I went to a hockey store and asked an employee if they had any cheap skates. They sent me to the managers office

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Jul 6, 2021Jul 2021

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A guy walks into a lumber yard and orders some 2x4’s. Clerk asks how long he needs them. “A long time” he says. “We’re building a house”

CNN Claims Tucker Carlson Is The New Alex Jones In Pathetic Push For Ratings As ATT May SELL CNN HQ

Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Tommy Emmanuel

Steve Lukather: Picking style and whammy bar techniques

Dynamic Duos, Wipeouts & Epic Moments in June 2021 | 30 Days In 30 Minutes

Largest Teacher's Union In US Openly ADMITS They ARE Teaching Critical Theory, The Debate Is Over

The first recorded evidence of marriage ceremonies uniting one woman and one man dates from about 2350 B.C., in Mesopotamia. Over the next several hundred years, marriage evolved into a widespread institution embraced by the ancient Hebrews, Greeks, ...

Slow Dancing in a Burning Room - Mike Dawes (Shows and Distancing: Live in the USA)

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Jul 6, 2021Jul 2021

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Mike Dawes & Tommy Emmanuel - Somebody That I Used to Know

Here's a tip don't say 'yes' to drugs! Also, don't say 'no' to drugs! Seriously, don't talk to them.

What do you call creepy wind chimes? Stranger Tings

Who steals soap? Dirty thieves, that's who!

What does the bowling ball who was taken hostage say? Please spare me

Did ya hear about the coal mine that caved in this morning? Everyone got out, it was just a miner inconvenience.

What's the difference between 4-layer toilet paper and a liberal arts major? You don't find 4-layer toilet paper at McDonalds!

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Jul 6, 2021Jul 2021

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Either my wife genuinely thinks she's a goldfish... Or she's just acting Koi.

Microsoft Edge is a big improvement over IE... It downloads Chrome twice as fast!

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Jul 6, 2021Jul 2021

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Gibson JIMI HENDRIX signatures? (My honest opinion!)

SF Falls Into Death Spiral As Democrat Policies Drive Crime, Mass Exodus Of People AND Businesses

I was going to join the debating team but somebody talked me out of it.

Why is it a bad idea to iron your four leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck!

Why did the bronze medallist not go on a second date with the gold medallist? He was two forward.

Have you heard my cherry joke? It’s pitiful.

CANDACE OWENS: I don't support Juneteenth being a federal holiday. Here's why.

These Democrats Used the 4th of July to Slander the United States | DIRECT MESSAGE | Rubin Report

WOW! It'll REALLY SUCK To Be In The Military Soon!

Matt Walsh Reviews Anti-America Tik Tok Videos

TRUMP: Who shot Ashli Babbitt?

UK to end COVID restrictions on July 19

Tropical Storm Elsa heading toward Florida

Biden Admin's Clueless Tweet About Food Prices Backfires Spectacularly | DM CLIPS | Rubin Report

Democrats Have Come Out Against The 4th of July And The American Flag, The U.S. Is Being Torn Apart

ESPN Host Rachel Nichols: Black Coworker Hired Due To RACE?!

Kool Aid Head Nurse Joking About Killing Patients gets Fired

If public safety is paramount, how are violent male criminals ending up in women's prisons?

BLM is 'absolutely a Marxist organisation'

Man arrested and fined $5k for drinking coffee without mask

Antifa Attack Spa Protesters Furious Over Male Exposing Privates To Kids, And Its NOT The First Time

Channel 10 has decided it will 'solve racism' by changing names on a weather map

I met Bruce Lee's vegan brother today. His name is Brocko Lee.

What did the window washer say to the broken window? I feel your pane.

Who are the shiniest people In Europe? The Polish.

What do rich folks and rats have in common? They’re leaving New York City

I was watching a documentary on marijuana I think all documentaries should be watched this way

I bought a wig for a dollar today It was a small price toupee.

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Jul 5, 2021Jul 2021

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My wife caught me cross-dressing and said it's over. So I packed her things and left.

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Jul 5, 2021Jul 2021

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I lost track of our Dalmation Puppy Luckily, she was spotted

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Jul 5, 2021Jul 2021

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Hey man will you hand me that tri-fold informational packet? Bro sure.

Secret Meeting of Media Kingpins Is Happening This Week!

Katie Hopkins: WearAMask to show you are a morally superior prck

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Jul 5, 2021Jul 2021

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You cannot exist without these - 3 Scales lesson

Best Moments from the Pink Panther Films

TOP 20 ELECTRIC GUITAR INTROS OF ALL TIME

TOP 20 ACOUSTIC GUITAR INTROS OF ALL TIME

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Jul 5, 2021Jul 2021

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Top 25 BADASS Guitar Riffs | Through The Years

The four guitars I CAN'T live without

It Was the Fourth of July that Makes Juneteenth Possible

My wife asked me which of her friends I want to have a threesome with. Apparently, I wasn’t supposed to pick two of them.

My friend and I had a tuxedo contest But then we realized we both forgot a crucial clothing piece. It was a tie.

Russian karate kid be like: Smirn on, Smirn off. Smirn on, Smirn off...

Why is a destroyed entrance cute? Because it's a-door-rubble.

A new episode of my favorite Jamaican cooking show just came on... What-Jamaican

A man walked into a bar with some asphalt on his arm He said: "Two beers please, one for me and one for the road"

Did you hear about the guy that quit his job at a quilt filling factory? He said he was fed up of feeling down...

Kevin McCarthy Gives Dems a History Lesson They Don't Want to Hear

Rep Boebert CONGRATULATES Biden for Being the Nation's Top Gun Salesman

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@truthsearcher

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

Hey, that hat you borrowed from me- do you know where it is? Not off the top of my head.

I never knew what an algorithm was. I always thought it was Al Gore's band, Al Gore Rhythm.

Why are classical musicians so good with electricity? They are always near conductors!

I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo. There she was in her uniform – straightaway I knew she was a keeper.

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