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Dogs Comfortably Sit on Stairlift to Commute Downstairs at Their Place
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Every Single Spaghetti Western
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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Guitar battle: Steve Vai & Dweezil Zappa -- Zappa plays Zappa DVD concert.
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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.
Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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Ahmet & Dweezil Zappa - Britney Spears Version Baby One More Time.
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face? because it’s the scenter.
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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I got fired from work today I don't know why, I didn't even do anything.
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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Monty Python’s Eric Idle Breaks Down His Most Iconic Characters
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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Candid Camera Classic: Carwash Removes Paint!
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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Every Single Scandinavian Crime Drama
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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The Birds (1963) Without The Birds
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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Woman Accidentally Drops Phone off Cliff As Husband Captures Scenic View Of Mountains
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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A got a job helping write an instruction booklet It’s mostly manual labor.
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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My wife hates it when our next door neighbor sunbathes topless in her yard. Personally I’m on the fence.
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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So my neighbor knocked my mailbox over. I said to him:"This needs to be reposted."
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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Earth is the third planet from the sun. By this logic, all countries are third world countries
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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My friend called me in a panic and shouted, “An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out... ...he’s really a big lyre.
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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Republicans Are Trying to PROTECT Constitutional Democracy as Democrats Undermine It
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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New Details Now DIRECTLY Connect Joe Biden to the Hunter Biden Burisma Scandal
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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Biden Says January 20 (His Inauguration Day) Was Months Ago
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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Dog keeps Jumping Off Bed Into Guy's Arms While He Throws Him Back Repeatedly
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Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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The Greek Dionysius the Elder of Syracuse, who was looking to develop a new type of weapon, invented the catapult about 400 BCE. Thereafter, it became a key weapon in warfare and remained so up through mediaeval times.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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How does Chuck Norris sharpen his blades? By shaving with them.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Why does the military only allow dress shirts at its ceremonies? Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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I once saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved Its natural beauty was unpresidented.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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What do you call a self employed individual who works with fertilizer? An Entremanure.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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What makes bows so accurate? Arrowdynamics.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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I received a flyer on anger management the other day I lost it.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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I recently bought my pet duck a mask, to protect it from corona virus... It’s nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Drinking brandy always reminds my of my Grandmother She never touched the stuff, but she's Very Special, and Pale.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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I was caught stealing a rainbow once. Ended up getting thrown in prism.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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The Crop Duster Scene (With No Crop Duster) - North By Northweird
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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The Great RESET Is Happening, People Own Nothing And Liberals Are Happy About It
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Stimulus Checks Are Going Right To Cryptocurrencies, NO ONE Has Confidence In Collapsing US Dollar
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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THE CHINA SYNDROME Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 102
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Kaitlin Bennett & Justin Moldow Wedding Film
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Conservative Argues Democrats Have ALREADY Seceded From The Union, Polarization At Critical Mass
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Foz01
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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'We're probably going to require ongoing COVID vaccines'
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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HUGE Cyberattack Shuts Down Largest Beef Supplier, American Infrastructure Is At Risk
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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The police are trying to say I "assaulted" this geezer with a sheet of sandpaper! But all I did was rough him up a bit.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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My nerdy friend got a Ph.D on the History of Palindromes. He’s now Dr.Awkward.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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The history of boy bands proves the theory of evolution They all descended from The Monkees.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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My wife saw me standing on the scale pulling in my stomach "Pulling in your stomach won't make you any lighter" she said "I know", I said, "but if I don't, I can't see what it says on the dial"
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays? Unemployed
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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My wife complained that my life revolves around Facebook and it has destroyed the way we communicate. So I've blocked her.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Boss: "Remember, there's no "I" in team." Me: "Yeah!! and there's no "F" in point."
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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I've got 2 pieces of advice for yall 1: don't tell people everything
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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What advice would you give to a bad ventriloquist? Shut your mouth.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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China State Media Threatens NUCLEAR WAR Over Covid Investigation, Fauci Leaked Emails Spark SCANDAL
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Female weightlifter speaks out against trans athlete's Olympics qualification
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Horse Plays by Splashing in Muddy Puddle With Rider Sitting on its Back
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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They're Coming For the Children
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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10-Year-Old Twin Boxing PRODIGIES | Grandy Twins Training
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Crazy Cockerel ATTACKS Cows
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Cockatoo Meows Like a Cat
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Any Song Sounds Better In Heavy Metal | Bill Bailey | Universal Comedy
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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The World's "Greatest" Hacker
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Earnest Shackleton vs Sarcastic Shackleton
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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.
Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Bonnie Tyler – Total Eclipse Of The Heart
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Biggus Dickus - Monty Python, Life of Brian.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Edison Lighthouse “Love Grows”
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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I just discovered that the word "nothing" is a palindrome... Backwards it spells "gnihton", which also means nothing.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats? It's a little gnome fact.
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Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

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I switched all the labels on my wifes spice rack. I’m not in trouble yet.... but the thyme is cumin.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills? Bernadette.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back? He was dead-lifting.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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I'm thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events. I wonder how many people are in that field.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Silly Walk City March in Brno (2013)
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Elvis Presley - (You're The) Devil In Disguise (Official Animated Video)
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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5 Things Wizards Are Sick Of Hearing
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Joe Biden's Economic Policy Is Driving EVERYTHING Into The Ground And It Seems To Be On Purpose
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Joe Biden Makes BIZARRE Comment About Inter-Racial Couples in Soap Commericals
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Lee Greenwood Performs GOD BLESS THE USA
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Beachslim
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Joe Biden Makes a Beeline for Two Little Girls in Middle of Speech to Promise Them Ice Cream
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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COME ON, MAN! Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 101
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Trump Is Claiming He Will be Reinstated As president In August According To Fake News NYT Reporter
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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What language do they speak at the center of the Earth? Core-ean.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes But thats Heinz sight.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Went to dinner last night at a restaurant, and there was a fly in my soup. I wouldn't have normally minded, but the zipper broke my tooth.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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I heard the Mint stopped making coins... It just doesn’t make cents
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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What do you call a piece of charcoal at the end of a wire? An amateur electrician
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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I went to the dentist and they said I need a crown, I thought "recognition at last"
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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You can count on that.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Eleven men in custody following abduction in Sydney
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence, often goes undetected.
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Imago Mundi More commonly known as the Babylonian Map of the World, the Imago Mundi is considered the oldest surviving world map. It is currently on display at the British Museum in London. It dates back to between 700 and 500 BC and was found in a ...
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Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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Kamala Harris' joke falls flat at Naval Academy graduation
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May 31, 2021May 2021

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Where do ants go for vacation? Frants.
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May 31, 2021May 2021

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Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation? Hollywood and Vine.
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May 31, 2021May 2021

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“Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
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May 31, 2021May 2021

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Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation? They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
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May 31, 2021May 2021

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Where do sharks go on summer vacation? Finland!
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