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Jun 17, 2021Jun 2021

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AN INSIDE JOB? Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 1

Zuckerberg Covers Fauci’s A | Ep.

Wheeler exposes the Dems' ulterior motive for D.C. statehood

'Power-mad premiers' freaked out over three cases while the rest of the world reopens

Viral Photo Shows Biden SCOLDED By France, Other Countries LAUGHING At U.S Over Biden's Broken Brain

What do you give an abusive pasta chef who always serves wet noodles? A re-straining order.

Can radio be an addiction? Depends on the frequency.

Pirates get some crazy deals in the mall. For example, they can get piercings for just a buccaneer.

Who swore the most in star wars? R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap? He can only stick to himself.

My friend was changing a tire when the car dropped on his foot Now he needs a toe

I talked my buddy out of buying a leather jacket I dissueded him

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 17, 2021Jun 2021

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What sort of fact does a Historian and a Painter enjoy? An ARTY-Fact

Fox Local Reporter Shares Story After Going VIRAL Exposing Media Corruption To Project Veritas

Katie Hopkins Support for Care Workers. They deserve better than being blackmailed by the State

This is America's Future? 🤡

A nearly 80,000-year-old grave discovered in Africa is the continent’s oldest-known human burial, archaeologists have announced. Those behind the find have christened the remains Mtoto, from the Swahili word for child. Laid to rest some 78,000 ...

Woke School Indoctrinates Kids To Snitch On People Over "Bias" Violations, CRT Is Infecting Schools

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Jun 17, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@Zeitgeist234

I built an electric fence around my garden and my neighbour is dead against it.

What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure? A rebel without a clause

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Jun 16, 2021Jun 2021

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Tesla Turbine | The interesting engineering behind it

Tesla Valve | The complete physics

Biden is So Wrong Here that CNN is Actually RIGHT

Biden Gets HUMILIATED By Putin, Video Catches Biden With Flash Cards As He Struggles In Meeting

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny

These giant squid jokes are kraken me up!

I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!

When two vegetarians are arguing, is it still considered beef?

Currently the flower business is blooming.

Here's What Inflation Is, Why It's Dangerous and Its Painful Remedy

Angry Joe Biden SNAPS and Yells at CNN Reporter in Front of the Whole World

Critical Race Theory & Media Cause Real-World Violence, US Officials Stay Focused On White Supremacy

PROGRESSIVE RACISM Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 1

The Democrats should disavow Ilhan Omar

The Equality Act is the antithesis of freedom and liberty

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Jun 16, 2021Jun 2021

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Democrats Can’t Be Racist | Ep. 11

Courts Are Striking Down Biden's Discriminatory Policies

Lockdown PROVES How Quickly Police Turn On People, IGNORING Real Threats And Enforcing Bad Rules

There once was a farmer from Leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds. It soon came to pass, He was covered with grass, But has all the tomatoes he needs.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words

I like waiters, they bring a lot to the table.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 16, 2021Jun 2021

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Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 16, 2021Jun 2021

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It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Biden Admin Calls On People To SNITCH On Family As War On Terror Targets "Patriotic" Americans

Viral Video Shows FLAGRANT Shoplifter In Broad Daylight As Security Watches, Law And Order Breakdown

Incredible Flexibility And More Compilation | Awesome Archive

Joe Biden Embarrasses America In Front of the Entire World at G7 Summit

I saw a sign that said falling rocks, so I tried and it doesn't.

The butcher walked backwards into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.

You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack.

I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...

Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds.

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Jun 16, 2021Jun 2021

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Guy Kicks Two Rugby Balls Inside Trash Can at Once

I told my tailor I wouldn't be needing his services anymore He said "Fine, suit yourself"

I was boiling some noodles until the pot suddenly began to float. Needless to say, it was soup rising.

My obese parrot just died. I am devastated, but at the same time it’s a huge weight off my shoulders.

Did you hear about the poker player that frustrated the palm reader? He refused to show his hand.

It's just coming in to winter where I live, so I pitched a tent and put a disco ball inside. Because now is the winter of my disco tent.

I recently completed a self defence course I tell you what, the next person who attacks me in slow motion has a thing or two coming.

Every Episode of Popular Time Travel Show

Trump Was Right | Ep. 10

Biden's (In)Equality Act | Ep. 9

Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Jun 16, 2021Jun 2021

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Gavin Goes Ballistic | Ep. 7

Katie Hopkins: An Apology

For the People or for the Democrats? | Ep. 6

Inside Fauci's Inbox | Ep. 5

What Do You Like About Being White? | Ep. 4

What lies on its back a hundred feet in the air? A centipede.

I just got a photo from a speed camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality.

Omar and AOC wait at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. Omar leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry." AOC leans inside and asks, "How about ME?"

Every morning after waking up, I find that someone has left a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch. I don’t know what to make of it.

Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

A man with authority walks into a bar.. He orders everyone a round.

Sherlock Holmes & John Watson were riding along in a carriage. They went past a fruit orchard with numerous trees laden with apples. One odd tree stood out from the rest. Watson was curious, "What's that Holmes?" Sherlock replied, "A Lemon Tree, my ...

Why does the selective Ghost only haunt Bars and Pubs..? ... He's addicted to Boos

End Mask Mania | Ep. 3

Throw Out the Chauvin Verdict | Ep. 2

Fauci Funded the Pandemic | Ep. 1

NO WHITES NEED APPLY Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 111

Jon Stewart SHOCKS Colbert After Insisting COVID Leaked From A Lab In Wuhan, Leftists Are OUTRAGED

WBMF Aquatarkus - Brain Salad featuring Rachel Flowers (ELP Cover)

England’s oldest cannonball found on battlefield. A lead ball discovered on farmland that is part of the English Heritage-registered historic site of the Battle of Northampton is believed to be the oldest known surviving cannonball in England, ...

Why did AOC get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the 'W's.

A friend tried to get me to wear jeans, a white t shirt, and a motorcycle jacket - but I said no. It sounded like a Fonzie scheme.

I asked an old man: "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?" The old man replied: "I forgot her name years ago and I'm scared to ask her!!!!!!

What do you call an ex-criminal who solicits his services to farmers to plow their fields? A contractor.

The Charlie Brown Foundation is now accepting donations. All proceeds go towards good grief counsellors.

So they've started planting trees actively nowadays. Well that's a releaf.

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@ranies22

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@FreeThinker35

Black Man Goes On Shooting Spree Targeting White Men, Police Stop Answering Calls After BLM Riots

Katie Hopkins No Dancing at Weddings, but Wimbledon is fine? Boris is lying to your face.

I have a hemp welcome mat. Some view it as a gateway rug.

The fact that germs enter my body without my consent is wrong. And to be honest it makes me sick.

If dentists make all their money from bad teeth... ....why should we use toothpaste that 8 out of 10 dentists recommend.

The most reliable part of your body are the fingers. You can always count on them.

What's a piece of lingerie that reveals more skin than the wearer consciously desired to show? A Freudian slip.

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