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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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TikTok Bartender Doesn't Understand Minimum Wage or Taxes!
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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Montreal Sees Lockdown Protests, Even CANADIANS Are Sick Of Authoritarian Covid Measures
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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Why are Irish bankers so successful? Because their capital's always Dublin.
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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Police apprehended a shady exterminator who releases pests into client's homes They caught him fleaing the scene.
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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Difference between Sun and Bun. Sun rises in the East and sets in the West.......... ............Bun rises in Yeast and sets in the Waist.
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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If I’m reading their lips correctly, my neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door.
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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I can't seem to make a joke about how bad a school dance is, I always get stuck at the punch line.
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader. The look on his face was priceless.
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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What has 6 legs, 6 eyes and 6 hands? 6 pirates.
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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How did Kim Kardashian tell her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye? North, things between West and I have gone South.
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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If you drink vodka with ice It will wreck your appendix If you drink whisky with ice it will kill your liver If you drink Tequila with ice it will ruin your intestines... Apparently, ice is bad for you!
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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The ‘word police’ have decided the term ‘mistress’ is ‘no longer to be used’
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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Oldest Video Ever Recorded - 1874 ?! - History
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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Long Tall Sally (Live) - The Beatles
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Apr 18, 2021Apr 2021

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Photojournalist Leslie Jones 1930's Car Crashes.
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Kylie Minogue - The Loco-motion - Official Video
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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The Three Stooges - Best of 1955
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Fox News Article Predicts Chauvin Will LOSE His Case, This Will Predict Whether Riots Worsen
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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James O'Keefe Is Fighting BACK, Project Veritas Is ACTUALLY Speaking Truth To Power
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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A tree... In a forest? And no one is around?! That's unheard of!
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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English poem? There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But...
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Someone asked me about my background and I gave a detailed reply, telling him about my education, career, relatives, hopes and dreams. Turns out he just wanted to know what was behind me on our Zoom call.
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby? He was accused of wreckless driving.
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Why is suicide illegal in china? Destruction of state property.
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Why did the rookie technician allow a German zeppelin to fly over Allied airspace? It was just a blimp on the radar.
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Working on the computer is like driving a submarine. Once you open windows, the problems begin.
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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My friend claims he can print a Gun using his 3D Printer. I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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A football player goes to the doctor and says "It hurts when I touch my face, elbow and knee." The doctor says, "You've broken your finger"
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Independent Journalist Brutally BEATEN During Coverage Of Protest, These Are Violent Riots
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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A Day in 1920's Paris | 1927 AI Enhanced Film
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Ice Skating Flop Or Fantastic? Wins VS. Fails! | PAA Vs. FailArmy
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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In My Life.
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Norwegian Wood.
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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New York 1940s in Color!, Driving Downtown added sound!
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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SpaceX scores multibillion-dollar moon landing contract
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Florida Law Grants Immunity For Driving Through Protesters In Roadways
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Youtube Tried To Kill This Channel
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Craig Scott | Surviving The Columbine Massacre & The Media's Agenda
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Everyone in my neighbourhood wears woolen jumpers that are a size too small for them.... We are a very tight knit community.
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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I was busy in my garden and the neighbour looked over the fence and said.. “What are you doing?” I said “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...” She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!” Oh that's easy I ...
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Where did the pizza and tennis racquet get married? At the supreme court
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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I knew I shouldn’t have started dating a bull fighter— There were big red flags!
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? It depends on whether you'll see them later or in a while.
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Girls, if a guy remembers your birthday, saves your pictures knows what you enjoy and understands your family and friends, This guy is not your man. This guy is Mark Zuckerberg.
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts? That's where I draw the line.
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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1900s Vintage Silent Slapstick - Car Crashes and Runaway Cars
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Apr 17, 2021Apr 2021

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Puppy needs help getting through tall grass.
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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There was a sale going on at the soil shop today Everything there was cheap as dirt.
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Why do keyboards never sleep? Because they have two shifts.
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Getting a bull stoned is dangerous business The steaks are high
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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I hate when people smoke in the porta potties at my job It makes it hard to enjoy my sandwich
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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I just got a new job at the prison library It has its prose and cons.
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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What’s the best way to check Reddit’s knowledge of dad jokes? A Pop quiz
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Did you know there are public speaking potatoes? Nothing special really, they're just commentaters.
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Has anyone elses gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have? I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March and I've grown significantly since.
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Leftists LIE And Claim Kid Shot By Cop Was Unarmed, CBS Deceptively Edits Video To HIDE Firearm
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Pfizer Says A THIRD Shot Will Be Required In Six Months, Requiring Vaccine Passports Would Be INSANE
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich Discusses Being Targeted by the Obama Administration
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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WHO ARE THE FASCISTS? Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 70
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Jen Psaki Repeats Chinese Communist Talking After Reporter Asks Her About Ambassador’s Speech
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Florida Passes Anti Riot Bill Granting Immunity To People Who Drive Through Rioters Amid BLM Riots
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Guinea pig climbing stairs
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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I'm a Monkey's Uncle (1948) Shemp Howard
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Three Stooges - Shempvana (Shemp compilation)
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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"Who Done It" 1949 (Shemp Howard)
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Puppy's first time seeing a stranger in his yard
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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James O'Keefe SUING Twitter After They Ban Him On False Pretenses, This Will Be Groundbreaking
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Today, Australia is known throughout the world for its warm sunny climate, pristine beaches and coastal cities. But, in an episode that has become an integral piece of national folklore, between 1838 and 1902, swimming during the day was declared an ...
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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The Glaring Double Standard of Justice: Jan 6 Protestors vs. Left-Wing Rioters
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Facebook CENSORS Stories About Marxist BLM Founder Buying Several Houses, The Bias Is OBVIOUS
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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A dog with a limp walks into an old west saloon He says to bartender “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw”
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Cardi B’s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly They call her ‘Cagey B’
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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If smoking marijuana causes short term memory loss Than what does smoking marijuana do?
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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I've got this problem where I can't stop telling airport jokes My doctor says it's terminal. I really hope this joke takes off and that it doesn't fly over anyone's head. Otherwise, it would be plane awful.
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond. That’s a lot of pressure.
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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What's the difference between the government and a banjo? You can fix a banjo.
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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The only conspiracy theory I believe in is the one about Barbie's boyfriend disappearing in the woods Kentrails
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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How much coke did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Did you hear about the farmer that called his herd of pigs and ended up being trampled? Was the first report of sooey-cide in the whole state.
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Woman Pops Open Tight Jar Lid in a Jiffy After Men Fail to Open It
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Dog Accidentally Breaks Plant's Pot With Toy in Their Mouth
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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Idris Elba Accused Of Not Being BLACK Enough By Woke Diversity Director, Get Woke Go BROKE
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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I was buying fish the other day and asked the cashier for a plastic bag... He said it was already inside
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got the money for nothing, and the chicks for free.
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day. Today it dawned on me that it's not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it's too late. That sail has shipped.
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can’t read any of it.
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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When I was a little kid, I thought "This little piggy went to market." meant it went shopping. It does not.
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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Media ADMITS Russian Bounty SMEAR Against Trump Was A Hoax, Trump Was Right, They just Want More WAR
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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Furious Jim Jordan Attacks Dr. Fauci in House Hearing, Angry Over Extended Lockdowns
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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Chauvin Trial Prosecutors Screw Up BIGTIME, Judge Threatens Mistrial, Defense FURIOUS, Riot Expected
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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The Simpsons’ Apu Actor Is Apologizing to Indians- Why this Indian Doesn't Appreciate His Groveling
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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Democrats Officially Move To Pack Supreme Court In Psychotic Power Grab, Feckless GOP Does Nothing
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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My uncle accidentally fell into a vat of lacquer. He didn't have a good life, but he had a beautiful finish.
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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My dog ate a string of Christmas lights. The vet was able to remove them. He said the dog was delighted.
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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A short nap once in awhile can prevent old age Especially while driving
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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I was at the museum, and I saw my ex across the hall, but was too self conscious to say hello. There was too much history between us.
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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Did you hear the one about the Senator who won his election despite not having thumbs? He ran unopposed
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Apr 15, 2021Apr 2021

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2 tips for a happily married life.... Keep quiet when your wife is talking. Don't talk when your wife is quiet.
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