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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 18, 2021Jul 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@tj64

Mother Says School Board Made Plans To SUE HER After She Merely Filed Request To Look At Curriculum

I am so single when I go to a restaurant I split the bill between my two bank accounts.

I have recently discovered that I have a foot fetish, but I'm not sure where to start. I just want to get off on the right foot.

"Doctor doctor I can't feel my legs!!" "I know," says the doctor "I amputated your arms."

It has been 2 years and still nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire.... ...but Quasimodo has a hunch.

I purchased some noise canceling headphones... I thought people would find them annoying but so far I haven't heard any complaints.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively

Stalin loses his favorite pipe Couple of days later, Beria calls Stalin. "Have you found your pipe?" asks Beria. "Yes, as a matter of fact, I found it this morning under the sofa," says Stalin. "This is impossible," says Beria, "three people have ...

How often do Jamaican farmers milk their cows? Every udder day.

A man enters a bar with a revolver He climbs on a table and yells. "WHICH ONE OF YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE?!" The bar goes silent for a minute then suddenly a man at the back says. "you are gonna need more than 6 shots pal!"

A gunfighter walks into a bar with a smoking revolver. "I'm all out of bullets and want to buy a round."

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Guitars and Guitarists - All Genres of Music Welcome

Jul 18, 2021Jul 2021

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Slash's legendary HARMONIC MINOR lick

What is Driving Obama and What This Tells Us About Where We're Going

Boston Pride Dissolves Amid BLM Diversity Complaints After 50 Years Fighting For Gay Rights

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Jul 17, 2021Jul 2021

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Debunking three major lies from the Left about Cuba

Establishment Panics Over 'Freedom Phone', Media Creates Incredible Smear Pieces Against Its Creator

How to Escape Victimhood | w/@Ben Shapiro

Biden Admin Calls For SHOCKING Censorship Of 'Disinformation', Including Cross-Platform Banning

Katie Hopkins: KT's Arms, LIVE from Sydney

Pro UFC Fighter Beneil Dariush SLAMS Marxism

Democrats ADMIT To Big Tech Collusion To Censor Americans, Establishment PANICS Over "Freedom Phone"

I bought one of those "Smart" light switches, but it was too clever for me. So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.

I caught my chewing on electrical cords. So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently. And conducting himself properly ...

Why are portholes/windows in boats round? So the water doesn’t hit the sailors square in the face!

What did the fish say to the fisherman? "No one will ever believe you."

As a kid I got no respect , I played hide and seek They wouldn't even look for me

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Jul 16, 2021Jul 2021

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Marxists don't admit they're staging a revolution

OBAMA’S THIRD TERM Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 133

NFL Will Play Black National Anthem BEFORE US Anthem, AMERICA Is Getting Woke And Going Broke

AOC Joins BLM In DEFENDING Cuban Communist Regime, Democrat Infighting Erupts Over Supporting Cuba

I owe my success as a fruit farmer to my dear dad. Whenever I felt scared as a kid, he always told me to grow a pear

Where do swedish bears sleep? In their sweDEN.

"Have you ever heard of the Hunchback of Notre Dame?" "It rings a bell"

My psychiatrist asked me if anyone else suffered from mental illness in my family. I answered " No they all seem to enjoy it"

Some people dislike parsley in their liquid dishes but I think it's soup herb.

Psaki's Admission Today Reveals How Biden is Flagrantly Violating the First Amendment

No More Word Games ft. Christopher Rufo | The Liz Wheeler Show

New Poll Shows More Than One THIRD Of Americans Are Ready To Secede, Americans Want To Balnkanize

Why Is Nobody Talking About This?

SARS outbreak ‘gave China the template’ on secretive handling of COVID-19

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Jul 16, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by guru

Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@shanalittle444

Wood fired pizza. where will pizza get a job now?

I discovered a new letter of the alphabet But it's hard to type

Walking down the road, I ran into a farmer's wife She was dragging along a huge barrel full of tomatoes. I said, "Hey, what are you gonna do with all those tomatoes?" The farmer's wife said, "Well, we eat what we can. And what we can't, we can."

What do a Credit Card and a Gymnast have in common? Outstanding Balance!

I was confident I could win the duel until my opponent swung his sword at my ankles. Alas, I was de-feeted.

COME AND TAKE IT! Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep2

Multi-Millionaire Scarlett Johansson Says Female Actress Are Underpaid

Katie Hopkins: Sydney & Melbourne LOCK DOWN hard. Over cases.

CANDACE OWENS: The Left Is a Death Cult

‘Horrifying scenes’ as Taliban continues Afghan takeover

A dung beetle goes into a bar... He doesn't order a drink. He just takes a stool.

I had a mudpack facial done and for three days my face looked much better... then the mud fell off.

Why is it called “The Mall” Because instead of going to one store, you’re going to “Them all”

It’s not a good idea to have a horse as a pet if you live in a city. They need to grow up ..in a stable environment.

BLM Issues Statement Of Support For Cuban Communist Dictatorship, Blames US For Communist FAILURE

Brave Dog Runs Around Firework Excitedly While Owners Celebrate Fourth of July

Man in Swimming Pool Plays Volleyball With Dog Standing Poolside

Texas Democrats, Fugitives From Responsibility | Ep. 24

Let's talk about the irony of the Olympic committee's rules

Communist Cuban Police Open Fire On Peaceful Protesters In Cuban As Protests Heat Up

How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles

Some people go to therapy but I just go to the gym. Benching is a great way to get stuff off your chest.

Spider bite created Spiderman. What would a dog's bite create? Doberman.

My wife and I had this huge argument as to whose turn it was to do the laundry. Finally I threw in the towel.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 15, 2021Jul 2021

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What do you call a mythical milkshake? Legendairy

Got my braces removed today. I’m so excited I can hardly retain myself.

Apparently you can't use "fortnight" as a password. Two week.

Apparently, it is rude to poke somebody in the forehead and say "skip intro" when they start talking to you ....

What do you call bread that doesn’t identify as male or female? Naan-binary.

What are a male donkey’s pronouns? He / haw

The Media Is LYING To You About Cuba

You won't believe this college's oppressive language list

Jen Psaki Ties Brain in Knots to Not Blame Communism for Cuba's Failure and Repression

Savage Ted Cruz Blows Up Senate Hearing by Turning Tables on Disingenuous Democrats

UNDEMOCRATIC DEMOCRATS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep1

Hollywood’s Secret Operations Revealed

Cuban Communist Regime In PANIC, Open Fire On Peaceful Protesters, Democrats REJECT Cuban Refugees

Think I saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre this morning Can’t be sure though, he had his back to the fuchsias

A Scottish man walks into a bakery and says "excuse me, is that a doughnut or a meringue?” To which the baker replies “No you're right enough it's a doughnut"

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver? A screwdriver turns in screws, and Bill screws interns.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 14, 2021Jul 2021

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Where does a sheep go for a haircut? The baa-baa shop.

Facebook is banning the criticism of ideas?!

The Pandemic Is Over, COVID Is Not | Ep. 23

George Floyd Memorial DESTROYED By Lightning Strike On A Sunny Day, People Say God Is MAD At BLM

Katie Hopkins: Idiot Khan is DESPERATE to keep Londoners muzzled

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 14, 2021Jul 2021

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What's blue and not heavy? Light blue.

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Jul 14, 2021Jul 2021

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Extreme Mountain Bike POV | Ultimate Cycling Compilation

Biden's Speech Was Pure Theatre and Full of Disinformation - Here's Why

TX Dems Fled the State Over a Voter Integrity Bill, State Sen. Angela Paxton Breaks It Down

The Conservative Argument on Slavery that No Leftist Can Deny

What’s it called when you drop a steak in the supermarket? Ground beef...

As the burglar entered our darkened room, I put the red dot right between his eyes and then… …let my cat do the rest.

I respect giraffe's... They're an animal I can look up to.

How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? It depends on whether you'll see them later or in a while.

There is only one thing I don’t like about ordering duck in a Chinese restaurant. The bill.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter? Amanda Lynn.

How did the Australian for his new chess set? Cheque, mate.

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