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The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Voodoo Child (Slight Return) (Live In Maui, 1970)
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The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Foxey Lady (Live In Maui, 1970)
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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.
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Purple Haze (Live at the Atlanta Pop Festival) (Digital Video)
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May 5, 2021May 2021

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NFL Reporters Getting Hit Compilation
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Ozzy Osbourne - Iron Man (Live)
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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BLACK SABBATH - "Iron Man" (Official Video)
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Black Sabbath - Paranoid (Live)
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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BLACK SABBATH - "Paranoid" (Official Video)
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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My wife looked me in the eyes and said "honey, they're not wrinkles, or old age, they're laughter lines." Nicest thing anyone's ever said about my scrotum.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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I just quit my job at the gym because I wasn't big or strong enough I've handed in my too weak notice.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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What do you call the alligator that got it's detective badge? An investigator.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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My winter fat is finally gone! Now I’ve got spring rolls.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace panties. "Since when do you wear womens pants?" "Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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There is a coin shortage in the world. We are officially out of Common Cents.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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"Undress me with your words." "I saw a spider in your bra."
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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.
May 4, 2021May 2021

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Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion, I tend to see the Wurst in people.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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The Biden Administration is Attacking Democracy
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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WHO’S ATTACKING OUR DEMOCRACY Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 82
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Candidates Opposing Critical Theory SWEEP School Board, The Tide May Be Turning With This Win
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Florida Bill Signals MASSIVE Win For Conservatives, Media Giants Will Be Held Accountable
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Top Tier Pro Officer Hit With RACIAL INSULTS On Viral Bodycam Video!
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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BLM Activist Juror Help Convict Derek Chauvin?
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Here's The DEAL: Is President Joe Biden a Religious Man?
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Coke Cancels RACIAL Quota, Top Lawyer Resigns In Shame, Accusations Of Illegality, Get Woke Go Broke
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Trump Reacts To "Phony" Mitt Romney Getting Booed at GOP Convention
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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TRUMP: Melania’s Reputation Was “Ravaged” By Biased Media
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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If BLM Is 'Afraid' Of The Police, They've Got A Funny Way Of Showing It | Ep. 714
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Trump/Owens 2024?!
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Biden's Ratings Are TRASH But Liberals Don't Care, They're Going BACK To Sleep Now
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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This is disgusting! And this woman is teaching our kids? Are You Kidding Me!
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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What’s the one thing snipers can’t tell their wives? I missed you this morning.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He’s standing right behind you.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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“Have you got anything to drink?” “Water.” “I meant something harder?” “Ice.”
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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I hate my mood swings. They're great!
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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How do you talk to a giant? Use big words.
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Just Jokes and Memes
May 4, 2021May 2021

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Someone removed the fifth month from the calendar I was really dismayed.
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International News
May 4, 2021May 2021

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At least 20 people dead after train bridge collapses in Mexico City
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Chauvin Juror CAUGHT Having LIED On Questionnaire, Attended BLM Protest, MISTRIAL Could Be Declared
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Bill Gates Didn't Have a Prenup & Wants Privacy During Divorce
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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WARNING GRAPHIC! Shooting In Baltimore On May 2nd
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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I never understood fog machines. They mystify me to this day.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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I was cleaning one of my finger guns. I accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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How do you tell the difference between a female and male ant? A girl ant sinks in water. A buoyant floats.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark? A chicken.
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Just Jokes and Memes
May 4, 2021May 2021

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How did the ATM feel at the end of a busy day? Withdrawn.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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Tonight we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner We found himalayan in the road.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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What do you call an uprising in a poultry farm? A chicken coup.
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Cult of Beauty
May 4, 2021May 2021

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"Brick House Woman Roof". Patrick Woodroffe.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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"A Cure for Cancer". Patrick Woodroffe.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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"The Mys". Patrick Woodroffe.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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"The Bull and the Spear". Patrick Woodroffe.
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Cult of Beauty
May 4, 2021May 2021

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"Beware the Frumious Bandersnatch". Patrick Woodroffe.
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May 4, 2021May 2021

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The compass was invented in China during the Han Dynasty between the 2nd century BC and 1st century AD where it was called the "south-governor" or "South Pointing Fish" The magnetic compass was not, at first, used for navigation, but for geomancy ...
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Here you can see a Swiss Army Knife from the times of the Roman Empire dating back to 200 AD. This tool was found in the Mediterranean in the 90s. But it has no corkscrew or screwdriver like modern Swiss Army Knives. It includes a fork, a spoon, a ...
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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The Swords of Arslantepe. Prior to the discovery of a cache of swords at the archaeological site of Arslantepe in Turkey, many archaeologists believed that the earliest swords only dated to around 1600 or 1500 BCE. However, archaeologist Marcella ...
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Why wouldn't the string go into the eye of the needle? It was afreyed.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Someone stole my limbo stick Honestly how low can you go.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Bono and The Edge walk into a bar... The bartender sighs. "Not U2 again."
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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My doctor told me to get rid of all the bad food in my pantry. It was delicious.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Everyone knows what Sin City is But nobody knows that Cincinnati is twice as bad
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Welcome@T35-C
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Biden Speech FLOPS And Ratings COLLAPSE, Democrats Going To Sleep Paves Way For Republican Take Over
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Democrats WARNING Wokeness Is Blowing Up In Their Faces Paving Way For Republican Victory In 2022
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Here's Why It's Time to Abolish the FBI
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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ABOLISH THE FBI Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 81
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Katie Hopkins Beware the Traffic Light Bullsht
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Why does Spiderman hate driving with his evil twin? Because he’s a bad parallel Parker.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Why did the Pepsi employee get fired They did to much coke.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Brain transplants will never be possible. Change my mind.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Why are lines in North Korea so straight? Because they have a supreme ruler.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Why do pirates love Playboy Magazine? You'd think it's for the booty, but they really read it for the arrrticles.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Have you seen the film about an onion that turns into a spider? It's called Shallot's Web.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Target Accused Of Glorifying Riots In Mural, Police Side With Antifa In Viral Video Amid MayDay Riot
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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The Blues Image - Ride Captain Ride
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Heart - Crazy On You (Live on TV - 1976)
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Golden Earring - Radar love
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Edison lighthouse - Love grows where my rosemary goes
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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Shocking Blue - Venus (Official Video)
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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While playing golf today I hit two good balls... ...I stepped on a rake.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font. Now that is bold.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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My friend once told me, "Your wife and daughter look like twins!" I replied, " Yeah well, they were separated at birth"
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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I saw a transvestite in a mini skirt I thought.. that shows a lot of balls.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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In the word "scent", is the S or the C silent?
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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I was arrested for being bad with directions, but I didn't incriminate myself. I know my rights.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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My father was a conjoined twin. We called his brother my uncle on my father's side. But since the operation, now he's my uncle once removed.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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My guitar teacher was a magician turned artist So he would always start our lessons with, "Pick a chord, any chord"
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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"Here's a broom go and sweep the floors." "But I have a PhD..." "Oh sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done."
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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What do you call an indecisive potato? A hesitater.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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I got a Gucci tattoo on my ball sack I've got a designer bag now.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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If a zoo had a half man half horse... Do you think it would be the centaur of attention?
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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"Smart" Televisions. What do regular TVs and "smart" TVs have in common? You watch TV on them. What's the difference between a "smart" TV and a regular TV? A "smart" TV watches you too.
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May 3, 2021May 2021

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I once made a car from wood. The chassis was made from wood. I made the wheels from wood. The doors and hinges, all wooden. The engine was tricky to make, but all made from wood, right down to the ebony piston rings. It's was beautiful price of ...
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Dog Brings Cow Inside House and They Stand Together in the Living Room
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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To me, "drink responsibly"... means don't spill it.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Rabbits don't know Addition or Subtraction but they sure do know how to Multiply .
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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How many successful jumps do you need to do to join the parachute club? All of them.
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