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Jimeoin - New Year Same Me

Jimeoin - What's That Smell?

Car Gets Stuck After Falling Into Muddy Ditch

What does C.S. Lewis keep in his wardrobe? Narnia business.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

What’s the best time on a clock? 6:30, hands down.

I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.

My ceiling isn’t the best, but it’s up there.

I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my house. My neighbor is dead against it.

Napoleon may not have designed his coat, but he did have a hand in it.

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.

Did you hear about the silk worm race? It ended in a tie.

Texas GOP Endorses Vote To Secede, Republican Calls To Secede Has Democrats In Media Crying Sedition

Hillary Clinton Calls For Investigation Into Governor Cuomo Harassment, Democrats DEMAND He Resign

Potato’s Are Vegetables

THE RONALD AND THE DONALD Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep37

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Mar 2, 2021Mar 2021

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Welcome@ACiiD (sorry, bit late)

Welcome@rafterman4641

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Mar 2, 2021Mar 2021

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Welcome@juniorPhilip45

Dr. Naomi Wolf Saw Fascism Disguised As Disaster Response Over a Decade Ago!

Dog Excitedly Interrupts Owner While She Dances on Roller Skates

Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest

The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents

"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

I took a picture of a field of wheat. It was grainy.

Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.

I wanted to buy a camouflage shirt, but I didn’t see one.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler.

I meant to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

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Myanmar military uses force as dissent grows

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Mar 2, 2021Mar 2021

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A boy ate some coins for fun and his parents took him to the hospital. One hour later the parents asked the nurse how it was going. Apparently, “no change yet.”

Pink Floyd -"Echoes" Pompeii

Billy Connolly 18/10/19 announcement: I'm Alive !

Billy Connolly on the art of storytelling (2)

Billy Connolly on the art of storytelling

On stage with Billy Connolly

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Mar 1, 2021Mar 2021

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Billy Connolly on Scottish humour

Billy Connolly and the audience

Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldn’t be more delighted.

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Mar 1, 2021Mar 2021

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JLP | We Will Regret Letting Women Lead the Way

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Mar 1, 2021Mar 2021

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They found a little hole in the wall of the women's soccer team changing rooms. Policemen are looking into it now.

Billy Connolly on bum jokes

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Mar 1, 2021Mar 2021

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Police Officer Struggles To Walk Up Snowy Slope

Jimeoin - 2015 Melbourne Comedy Festival Opening Night Comedy Allstars Supershow

How it Sounds when A German Shepherd Complains

Millennials Think Karl Marx is 3rd Party Presidential Candidate Challenging Hillary & Trump

Dog Protects Squirrel on Head from Cat

I’d love to know how the Earth rotates. It would totally make my day.

My Rottweiler takes kisses very seriously

Dire Straits - Sultans Of Swing

Netflix Show Pushes INSANE Wokeness, CA Schools Vow To Trigger White Racial Awakening In Children

North Korean conflict summarized

You DON'T Love Your Kids If You Can Do This To Them

Ricky Gervais DESTROYS HOLLYWOOD AGAIN After Golden Globes 2021 Woke Cringe!

Compilation of People Crashing Into Snow While Attempting Snowboarding Tricks

Kitten Tries To Drink Soda With Straw

Dog Takes Away Ball From Cat After Owner Gives it to Them for Playing

Dog Balances Stick On Nose And Catches It By Her Mouth

Woman Falls in Water Twice While Trying to Cross Creek

Guy Slides Down Icy Street With Glass of Wine in One Hand and Mobile Phone in Other

Joe Biden "Has Been DEAD for YEARS" Americans Think

Two egotists started a fight. It was an I for an I.

The 3 unwritten rules of business: 1. 2. 3.

I asked my boss if I can come to work a little late today. He said “Dream on.” I think that was really nice of him.

Your shit is my daily bread. Michael, 36, Sewage worker. Wherever I go, I’m greeted with much warmth. Derek, 53, Fireman.

The guests in this hotel are always stealing soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms. Dirty bastards!

A group of termites marches into a saloon and ask: “Is the bar tender here?”

How to spot a blind man on a nudist beach? Well it's not hard, really...

Joe Biden Press Secretary DODGES Trump Criticism

Donald Trump Jr SLAMS Hollywood in Brutal Interview!

Katie Hopkins - A MESSAGE FOR THE BRITISH CHANCELLOR RISHI SUNAK

Conservative Reporter Detained At Government Quarantine Facility, Aussies Propose Using MINING CAMPS

TRUMP ACT 2 Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep36

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GARY MOORE-THE SKY IS CRYING

Gary Moore - Purple Haze (Blues for Jimi)

Gary Moore - Still Got The Blues (Live)

Q: How many sides are there to a circle? A: Two. The inside and the outside.

Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.

New Poll Shows Almost HALF Of Women Want To Stay HOME, Not Work, Feminist Dogma Falls Apart

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?" I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"

My cousin, a magician, decided to incorporate the use of trapdoors in his shows. But I think it's just a stage he's going through.

A patient bursts into a doctor's office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later."

A guy goes to a doctor because he’s got a strawberry growing out of his chest. The doctor looks, examines and finally says, “Let me give you some cream to put on it.”

Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross. But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.

Which bees produce milk? The boo-bees!

A patient sobs to his doctor, "I feel like a pair of curtains!" Doctor: "Well pull yourself together man!

Selling 1 Oz Gold Coin for $25 (when it's worth over $1,500)

George Carlin - Where's the Blue Food?

Jimeoin - Edinburgh Comedy Fest 2010

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