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Jun 24, 2021Jun 2021

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Steve Howe- The making of 'Yours is no disgrace'

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Guitars and Guitarists - All Genres of Music Welcome

Jun 24, 2021Jun 2021

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Jeff Beck - Behind The Veil with Tal Wilkenfeld on bass.

All Eyes are on Maricopa County

Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, and the other a load of blue paint. All the passengers were marooned.

My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month. It’s part of her minstrel cycle.

What’s the difference between a really strong weightlifter and a really, really, really strong weightlifter? Repetitions.

I can't believe people have no compliance with traffic rules these days When I was on highway, everyone was driving in the wrong direction.

What do you call it when you hit an Irishman over the head with a packet of crisps? A Knick Knack Paddy Whack

Did you know the baking soda packets are training their children to be police officers? Yeah, they're raising agents.

Threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti. It was the impasta.

I recently wrote a sitcom about airplanes. It never took off. The pilot was terrible.

Went to the doctor today and rasped, "There seems to be a few spoons and forks stuck in my throat." He chuckled, "It's not that serious but..." "You'll need to have utensils taken out."

'Karen' Movie Gets Roasted For Being Total Garbage, Way Too On The Nose And Cringe

A Red TSUNAMI in the Making

LOL: White People Must to Attend Gay PRIDE Parade

Marshall, Mesa Boogie, or Orange - Which Amp Has The Best DIRTY Tone?

The FBI's Hidden Agendas EXPOSED

DON'T BE FOOLED: H.R.4 is not a compromise on H.R.1

Jon Voight Talks Faith, Hollywood, and Restoring America

A PERFECT STORM Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 118

Rig Rundown - Deep Purple's Steve Morse

Inspirations for Joe Bonamassa's Fender "The Bludgeon" '51 Nocaster?

The Left is Now a Lobbying Force for Criminals

Epidemic of Racism or Racial HOAXES?

Biden Effectively Threatens "Patriots" With Nuclear Weapons And F-15s, Targets Gun Owners And Stores

Apparently there’s a beef shortage on the rise. Good news is fast food restaurants shouldn’t be affected.

I went to a spanking party the other night. I feel like I’ve really hit bottom.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 24, 2021Jun 2021

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Internet arguments are like connect four but you only have three pieces.

Why is a Stormtrooper's height of 5'11" measured in feet and inches? They use Imperial measurements

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 24, 2021Jun 2021

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I was bitten by a nonbinary vampire last night... They came from Trans-Sylvania.

John McAfee Found DEAD In A Jail Cell In Spain, NO ONE Believes It Was Intentional

The earliest archaeological evidence of bells dates from the 3rd millennium BC, and is traced to the Yangshao culture of Neolithic China. Clapper-bells made of pottery have been found in several archaeological sites. The pottery bells later developed...

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 24, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Mike_R

Book Burning Is Happening in America

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Jun 24, 2021Jun 2021

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The Great SCOTUS Divide | Ep. 15

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 24, 2021Jun 2021

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Ozzy Man Reviews: Getting Shat On

Ozzy Man Reviews: Man vs Truck

Katie Hopkins URGENT AND VERY IMPORTANT

‘The ginger and the whinger’: Harry and Meghan reject royal title for son

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Jun 24, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@stevie-f

What do you call a parrot in a raincoat? Polyunsaturated.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? How I bought your ..

What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise? What's up Spock?

Thieves broke into a house and stole a big vault but it's only filled with big rocks Thieves are getting boulder and boulder

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject Now when you mention Botox, nobody raises an eyebrow.

Our oven broke Thanksgiving morning So we all went cold turkey.

Joint Chiefs Chairman Mark Milley Knows NOTHING About Critical Race Theory or January 6

Russia Fires Warning Shots And Bombs At HMS Defender, China Threatens To JOIN Russian Counterattack

BOOK BURNING 2.0 Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 1

The BLM agenda is killing black people

Katie Hopkins: A BOLLOCKS update from Katie Hopkins

What room in a hospital has the least amount of privacy? The ICU.

Weight-loss pills are very effective... They drain your bank account so you don’t have money for food.

It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it you're adding raisins and marshmallows. It’s a rocky road.

A guy has died after his trophy cabinet fell on him. He was a victim of his own success.

The police were called to a local playground with reports of hundreds of chickens running wild there. They thought it was a prank call at first, but now they suspect fowl play.

There was a slightly long bridge, wide enough for only one car and one day, two cars tried to cross over from opposite directions and met at the middle of the bridge, obviously unable to get past the other...... One driver poked his head out of his ...

I wanna be a fiction writer later in life. So I'm studying journalism.

The oldest musical instrument in the world, a 60,000-year-old Neanderthal flute is a treasure of global significance. It was discovered in Divje babe cave near Cerkno and has been declared by experts to have been made by Neanderthals. It is made ...

FRANK ZAPPA COSMIK DEBRIS

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Hedge Fund That Bet Against GameStop Stock SHUT DOWN With Double Digit Losses, Normal People WIN

KNOW THE TRUTH: "Action civics" is problematic

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Jun 23, 2021Jun 2021

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Dynamic Duos And More Mega-Compilation | Awesome Archive

Why Thomas Sowell is a TRUE MAVERICK

Refund the Police | Ep. 14

Young Students Rise Up Against Their Leftist Teachers!

Habib dresses like a tart | The Thin Blue Line

What's the term for the number of stupid people in an area? Duncity.

Corn makes everything better. It's a-maize-ing like that.

What do you call a filmmaker who likes to go camping during the pandemic? Tentin' Quarantino

Which side of a duck has the most feathers? The outside.

I saw a transvestite in a mini skirt. I thought: “That shows a lot of balls”

LES PAUL vs STRATOCASTER - Which Guitar is Right for You?

Portland Puts-Up False Advertising - Portland's Ad Should Say THIS

Best guitar duel ever! Joe Bonamassa and Eric GalesJohn Henry

Fawlty Towers FUNNIEST MOMENTS: The Staff | Fawlty Towers | BBC Comedy Greats

5 of the BEST Guitars I've Ever Played! - My Top Picks!

Psaki and WH Press Corp Burst Into Laughter at the "Crime Spree" Engulfing US Cities

Joe Biden's approval rate as president plunges in Iowa

The Left has ENSNARED the Right in a Free-Speech Trap - This is How We ESCAPE

The BBC Arrive | The Thin Blue Line

What Could the FBI Be Hiding About Jan. 6?

I met my girlfriend in 2020. She has pretty eyes. I haven’t seen her mouth and nose yet, but her eyes are pretty.

Why does pirate likes to eat pie? Because PIE RATING is in their job description.

"How to break up with your girlfriend" A two-step process: Step 1: take off your glasses Step 2: say: 'I'm afraid I can't see you anymore!'

An electrician comes home late.... Wife: "Wire you insulate?" Electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I."

I just visited Ukraine's latest tourist attraction, Chernobyl. I give it four thumbs up!

I'm not good with conversations, so I practice talking to large rocks It makes me boulder.

Joe Satriani - "Ice-9" At Hellfest 2016 With Guitar Battle

Steve Vai Guitar Lesson - For The Love of God - Alien Guitar Secrets: Passion & Warfare

Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@Bendingo :)

James O'Keefe Fights Back, His Wikipedia Is Nothing But Lies Because Big Tech Knows He's Winning

Paul Gilbert's home studio tour with 14 guitars featured on WEREWOLVES OF PORTLAND

PRS SE Paul's Guitar - This Is One of the BEST PRS Guitars...EVER!

Eric Weinstein Says NO ONE Actually Believes In Woke Ideology, It Can't Be Fought With REASON

The Collection: Dave Amato

Report EXPOSES Google's Funding Of Wuhan Linked Virus Research, Republicans And Scientists CENSORED

Ep. 1547 Dear Liberals, Get To Work! - The Dan Bongino Show

First TRANS Athlete Set to DOMINATE in The Olympics

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