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When two men met on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, "I need you to help me get to the other side!" The other guy replies, "You're on the other side!"
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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So did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back? He was dead-lifting.
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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A friend of mine went bald but still carries around an comb. He just can't part with it.
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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When I was kidnapped by mimes they did unspeakable things to me.
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely.
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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An onion just told me a joke. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilante!
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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The Racist History of Vaccine Mandates | Ep. 57https:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Reports US May Mint $1 Trillion Coin, Shortages And Inflation SKYROCKET Signaling Economic Collapsehttps:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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UNREAL: Woke University SEGREGATES College Dormshttps:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Candace Owens Responds to Biden's DISASTROUS "Build Back Better" Agendahttps:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Dave Chappelle's New Netflix Special The Closer TRIGGERS Woke Leftist Media, Decry Comedian As Bigothttps:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Timcast IRL Just Got BANNED By TikTok, Likely Due To Hosting Alex Jones, Who Broke No Ruleshttps:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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PARENTS ON THE WATCH LIST Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 190https:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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DNC Threatens To Fire Unvaxxed Employees, Flip The Script On People Who Supported Authoritarianismhttps:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Extreme Mountain Biking & More! | Awesome Archivehttps:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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DOJ Plans To Target PARENTS Protesting Teachers Board Meetings As Potential Terroristshttps:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Wife to husband: "I'm pregnant!" Husband: "You're kidding me!"
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Nobody ever asks how Coca-Cola is doing. It's always, "Is Pepsi okay?"
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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I think that -4° looks like a depressed guy sitting on a toilet.
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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The wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly... I'm not a fan.
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@RAM1 31
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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A Centrist Claims American Political Polarization is a 'Misunderstanding' and He's Completely WRONGhttps:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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The Truth About the Facebook "Whistleblower" Revealedhttps:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Manchin and Sinema Don't Fit in with the New Democratic Partyhttps:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Boris Johnson’s Build Back Better a ‘sinister phrase’
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg posts strong defence on FBhttps:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Facebook COMPLETELY Shuts Down AND Hit With Major Hackhttps:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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NY Vax Mandate For Restaurant FAILS Epically And It's HILARIOUShttps:
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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Democrats SLAMMED For IRS Scheme To Spy On Accounts With $600 Or More, Critics Say It Taxes The Poorhttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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The American Story Podcast: Andy Ngohttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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When a woman on a dating site sent me a message saying, "Wow! Your gorgeous, how come your still single?" I replied. "It's spelled 'you're".
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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I'm a chameleon. Somehow wedged myself between a brick and a tree trunk. Brown to the left of me. Ochre to the right. Here I am stuck in a middle-ish hue.
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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As Northern Germans, we really struggle with the six feet distance mandate ... Hopefully we can go back to our usual 10 feet distance after being vaccinated.
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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I ordered a bit of meat from the chef. The waiter said they don’t serve cannibals.
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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So what's the number one reason for requesting a medical marijuana card? "I need it for my joints!"
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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What is the name of Daniel Craig's last movie? Probably, "Bond Voyage."
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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So a Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers please."
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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RED ALERT: Australian Government Reaches a Dangerous Tipping Point | You Are Herehttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Lemon Claims 1/6 Was WORSE Than BLM's "Summer of Love"
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Ep. 1619 Shock Undercover Video Blows The Lid Off The Anti-Science Mandates - The Dan Bongino Show®
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Can You Still Oppose Mandates While Complying?
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Playboy's MALE Playmate??
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Senator CONFRONTED In Bathroom BY WOKE ACTIVISTS | Kyrsten Sinemahttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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New York City Has Become a Left-Wing Hellholehttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Katie Hopkins in Apartheid NYC- FULL REPORThttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Watch Biden Beg to Increase the Debt Limit & Maintain Insane Spending | DM CLIPS | Rubin Reporthttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Pfizer Scientist Nick Karl Confronted By James O'Keefe Over Shocking 'Natural Immunity' Admissionhttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Is COVID-19 a pandemic? Scientist discusses Canada’s all-cause mortalityhttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Fraudci's "Science" on Christmas Changes Rather Quickly After Backlashhttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Biden AG Garland Announces Feds Will Target Parents Protesting School Boards, Bannon Was VERY Righthttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Project Veritas Pfizer Expose CENSORED ALREADY But Big Tech FAILED To Stop The Story From Spreadinghttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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DOJ To Send FEDERALES After Angry Parents At School Board Meetings
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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TAKEOVER Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 189https:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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New York's Largest Healthcare Provider FIRES 1,400 Employees Who Refused Covid Vaccinehttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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LOL: A DUDE Is on The Cover of PLAYBOYhttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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WOW: Parents Opposing CRT Called TERRORISTS By FBIhttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Playboy Thinks Men Are Better Than Women | Ep. 857https:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Why Is The FBI Targeting Normal, Everyday Parents?
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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FBI Focuses On The Real Threat: Parents At School Board Meetings | Ep. 811https:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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New Zealand unveils vaccine certificate planshttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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'Profits before people': Whistleblower reveals Facebook's 'devastating truth'
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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George Floyd Statue Vandalized / High School To Rename Football Field In His Honor.
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Joe Biden will see this when he arrives in Michigan....
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Biological male wins, "Sportswoman of the Year," yup. Biden takes billions from blacks! Surprised?
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Hawley Absolutely OBLITERATES Deputy AG For Using FBI To Threaten Parentshttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Right-Wing Comedian Becomes Highest-Rated Late-Night Show, Democrat Media Freaks OUThttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Never feel safe on these things.
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Who is stuffing the turkey now.
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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That's about right.
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Or Dick :) ;)
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Blinded by the light.
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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WTF Spiderman.
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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The Biden Admin's Comptroller Nominee is a Marxist-Leninist Who Wants to Abolish Bankshttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Finally, an Honest Judge in the Case of One Jan 6 Defendanthttps:
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@sadieausi
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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I tried reading Dostoevsky's novels in Chinese But there were too many characters.
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Somebody robbed the bakery the other day Well, that just takes the cake!
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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What do I like about a good tongue twister? It's hard to say...
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Well I just hurt my wrists digging a hole between two koi ponds. I think it's carpal tunnel.
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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A book fell on my head I can only blame myshelf
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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So where does a lizard go after it drops its tail? To the retail store.
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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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My cat loves hunting lizards but he never kills them. He's just all about the details.
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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I can't believe my unscented deodorant really smells like nothing. That's nonsense!
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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I always find the plots of Stephen King novels easy to follow. There’s always a Maine character.
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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You know what room doesn’t have ghosts? Living room.
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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So I got a book titled ‘A Guide to Surgical Procedures’. I opened it up and the appendix was missing.
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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What's a panda's favorite cooking utensil? A pan.. duh??
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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Interesting that the “picture everyone naked” trick to ease anxiety while presenting in front of a group of people... ...was taught by our elementary school teachers.
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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At the age of 65, my Grandma started walking 5 miles a day. She's 92 now. We have no idea where she is.
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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What do you call a swamp-dwelling reptile with a legal degree? A litigator!
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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Chants of F Joe Biden ERUPT All Over US At Sporting Events, People Are Rising Up Against Democratshttps:
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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Katie Hopkins: 5 Oct - Madness Worldwide: Thank God for the 2nd Amendmenthttps:
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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Only TEN Vaccine Mandate Violations Given in NYC, People Caved To Mandates INSTANTLYhttps:
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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Leftist Idol To George Floyd VANDALIZED In NYC, New York Has ALREADY "Soft Seceded" From The Unionhttps:
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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New Hampshire Moves To SECEDE, This Is How It All Startedhttps:
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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The Future Of Humans May Be TRANS-Humanism, It May Be Unavoidablehttps:
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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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CONFLICT OF INTEREST Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 188https:
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