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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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China's 'unfair trade practices' condemnedhttps:

Clean up underway after major oil spillhttps:

La Palma volcanic crater collapseshttps:

Jim Jordan Goes BALLISTIC In House Hearing After Democrat Blatantly Denies Realityhttps:

They Want to EVICT All Unvaccinated People From Their Homes

What do you call a French guy with an empty bladder? Pierre

Alcohol removes pimples and warts. Not from me. From the people I look at.

What happened to Batman and Robin when a herd of elephants trampled over them ? They became Flatman and Ribbon..

So what lies on its back a hundred feet in the air? A centipede.

If you think that your microwave is collecting data and the Tv is spying on you is bad enough... The vacuum have been gathering dirt on your for years...

Why is lipstick losing market share in the makeup industry? Because we live in a mask era.

Bars are reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon... ...but only one strip at a time.

Katie Hopkins: on MASSIVE police overreach in Australia. Gentleman is 500 metres from home address.

What's got four wheels, no wings, and flies? A rubbish truck.

What do you call an excited fireplace? Stoked.

"Doctor, Doctor! I ate one of those 'Do not eat' packages! Am I going to die now???" The doctor, a bit confused, responds: "...well, everyone is going to die eventually." Man: "EVERYONE? Oh my god, what have I done..."

You can always turn a canoe over and use it as a hat? Because it's Cap-sized.

AOC didn’t learn to water ski? She couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

Leftist Multiculturalism Misrepresents Non-White Immigrants in Americahttps:

Thomas Jefferson Owned Slaves, But He Was NOT a Hypocritehttps:

TikTok Doctor Pushes Anti-Science Nonsensehttps:

Is Trump Going to Run In 2024?

Further Exoneration is Revealed in New January 6 Footagehttps:

Dating Apps Are Driving Women INSANE And Turning Men Into Incelshttps:

Reporters Expose Wristbands That Human Traffickers Use To Mark Their Victims For 'Delivery'

China Is On America's Southern Border, The Cartel Is Infiltrated And Infiltratinghttps:

Katie Hopkins George Floyd statue defacedhttps:

Katie Hopkins: Melbourne -- the longest lockdown on the planet. 247 dayshttps:

You know why bees stay inside their hives all winter? 'swarm.

Why are there only two pallbearers at a politician's funeral? There are only 2 handles on a trash can

I have many stories about my unfortunate attempts to bring horses to a halt. They're my tales of whoa.

Dad said he'll kick me out for stealing from his kitchen Well that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

Grandfather once told me, "When one door closes, another one opens." Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Oct 3, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by guru

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Vortigan

Funny Cat Fails | Funny Cat Compilation

Swords, Martial Arts & More! | Ninjas IRLhttps:

10 Mesmerizing Facts About Hula Hoops | Dose Of Awesomehttps:

Multiple Puppies Jump Out Of Car's Boot

The Federal Reserve Creates Money Out Of NOTHING, Fiat Currency Put The US On A Bad Pathhttps:

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Oct 3, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by guru

So after traveling to Moscow, the Russian Opposition leader thought he got bitten by a suspicious wasp. Turns out it was a cagey bee.

I'm not gonna be intimidatedhttps:

Meanwhile in Italy....

Financial Expert Predicts That The COLLAPSE Will Be THIS MONTHhttps:

Bizarre 'Rat Utopia' Experiment Produced A Class Of Preening, Self-Absorbed Rats Like Modern Peoplehttps:

My IT friend tried to flirt with a waitress and failed miserably I guess it wasn’t the first time he couldn’t connect to the server.

Why did the ghost get arrested? For possession.

Just landed my dream job at a guillotine factory Will beheading there tomorrow

What’s a panda’s biggest life regret? Never had a selfie in color.

Colt joined with ArmaLite to create a new firearm called The Congressional. But it never works properly and you can't fire it.

So I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom" It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.

I hate people who force their opinions down on others! and so should you…

Guy Jumps Through the Window Of Moving Car And Saves It From Crashinghttps:

Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@Marcia

Majority Of Trump Voters Want Secession And 41% Of Biden Voters Agree, The Republic Is COLLAPSINGhttps:

Men Should NOT Compete In Women's Sportshttps:

Katie Hopkins Vax-Apartheid in NYC....under the gaze of Lady Libertyhttps:

La Palma volcano blows open new venthttps:

New volcanic eruption spurs fresh concern of toxic gas in Spain's La Palma island

Powerful earthquake strikes near Fiji and Vanuatuhttps:

Is a 'National Divorce' Inevitable?

Dog Tries To Get Through Washing Machine Glass To Get Back Stolen Sockhttps:

I know several jokes in sign language I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.

A man is in a hospital and waits for a nurse to come. After a long time, the nurse comes in and says “Sorry I kept you waiting” He replies “No worries. I’m patient”

So why is helium the most respected element? Because people speak very highly of it.

AOC test results show two brain cells? She must be pregnant.

Dog Catches Treats Tossed By Owner in His Mouth

Well my friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him. But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

Why can't you argue with the LGBT community? Because they're not thinking straight.

What’s a good name for a detective? Mr. E

You know what’s worse than a bull in a China shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Oct 2, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by guru

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@EleanorToo

Ted Cruz BASHES Police Abolitionist Nominee For U.S. Attorney For Mass.

Well I have a rival but I can only fight him when we meet up curved architectural structures. He's my arch enemy.

I think I would be a top achiever in a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events. I wonder how many people are outstanding in that field.

What do you call a Pharaoh who has road rage? Tootin' car man.

Hunters teeth are so bad that when he smiled to the cashier at walmart, the barcode scanner picked it up as a set of saucepans

What’s the difference between putting a microchip in a snail and punching a grasshopper in the face? One is bugging a slug. The other is slugging a bug

So I bought a bunch of antique spears online. But when I received them, they were all missing their spear heads. I got shafted

A bear opens up a grocery store in the woods A bunny walks in the store and goes to the bear. “Mr. Bear, mr. bear do you have strawberries?” “No I don’t” responded the bear. A few minutes pass and the bunny asks again. “Mr. Bear, mr. ...

DEBATE: Candace Owens CLASHES With Black Lives Matter Activisthttps:

Democrats Insane Gun Control Drives Smith And Wesson Out Of Mass. But Millennials Are PRO Gunhttps:

Supply Chain Workers Warn Of Looming Global Economic Collapsehttps:

WHY LATINX? Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 187https:

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@sobieskirocks

Our Best Clips Of August 2021! | 30 Days in 30 Minuteshttps:

James Madison and the Constitution: Dinesh D'Souza on PragerU's Making Americahttps:

You don't need an Ancestry DNA kit to find out who your relatives are. Just tell everyone that you've won the lottery.

I'm really worried about my brother's kleptomania condition. I wish he'd take something for it.

Doctor, doctor . . . All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up! Doctor: " Sounds like a really bad case of parking sons disease "

Celebrities Always Know What's Besthttps:

Taliban holds meeting with foreign envoyshttps:

Cenk Uygur Tweets He Could Beat Joe Rogan In A Fight Saying "I'd END Him" Proving TYT Is Deludedhttps:

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Oct 1, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by guru

26 Most Awesome Videos Of The Week| Best Of The Weekhttps:

Don’t Freak Out! Fails of the Week | FailArmyhttps:

Democrats Introduce Bill To Require Covid Passports For Domestic Travelhttps:

It's Been Happening For a Long Timehttps:

I found out my wife has been playing board games with another man. Turns out she's monopolyamorous.

I bought audiobook version of Encyclopedia Britannica It speaks volumes to me

In college I experimented with marijuana. I did it in snow and I did it in sleet But I did not in hail

I bought some memory foam inserts for my slippers. No more forgetting why I walked in to the kitchen.

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