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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Aug 30, 2021Aug 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Moktamugar

Puppy Enjoys Rolling in Mud Puddle At Farm

Try Not To Laugh Challenge! Funny Pranks and Scare Cam Fails 2021 6

I love how in horror movies the person will ask, "Is anyone there?" As if the killer would say "Oh yeah I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

If you glue a dead wasp to your palm, you can smack your boss on the back of the head as hard as you want and act like you saved him.

The EU now has 1 GB of free space.

Fishermen are reel men.

Grandmother answers AOC's recent correspondence to her.. "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart".

You'll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can't tell the difference between a smile and a warning.

Currently the flower business is blooming.

I wonder sometimes. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Politics And Culture Have Made People Petty And MEAN, Being Cruel Is A Form Of Points System

Tim & Crew Debate Police And The Authoritarianism They Enforce, The Institution MAY Be Rotten

Psaki CALLED OUT: Reporter Asks How Press Can Trust Biden Admin If They Lie About The Small Things

A guy goes to a club; the bouncer stops him. "No tie, no entry." He walks back to his car to find a tie. All he found were jumper cables so he puts them around his neck like a tie. He goes back and says "How's this?" The bouncer says "I'll let you ...

I knew a guy who was going to open a pastry shop. But he couldn't raise the dough.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

A chicken and an egg walk into a bar. The barman says, "Who's first?"

Ian Asks Whether 'Useless' People Should Be Financed By Society

The Supreme Court Struck Down Biden's Border Policy - What Are the Implications?

A Real Leader Steps Up!

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Aug 29, 2021Aug 2021

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NEW ° The Beach Boys — Help Me, Rhonda | Restored footage (Stereo)

LIKE A BOSS COMPILATION 189 - Amazing People 2021

Most SAVAGE Siblings | Funniest Sibling Pranks & Fails

It’s Not How It Looks! Fails of the Week | FailArmy

Biology Isn't Bigotry ft. Allie Beth Stuckey | The Liz Wheeler Show

A very warm Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Naomi

Dog Instantly Gets Up After Tumbling While Running Speedily

The Modern Guitar Discussion w/ Tosin Abasi, Tim Henson & Misha Mansoor

Tucker Carlson Theorizes Biden May Have BOTCHED Afghanistan Withdrawal ON PURPOSE

I'm at the age where I have to make a noise when I bend over. It's the law.

I always wanted to marry an Archeologist. The older I would get, the more interested she would become!

I named my dog 6 miles so I can tell people that I walk 6 miles every single day.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Aug 29, 2021Aug 2021

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A man was found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Aug 29, 2021Aug 2021

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-4° looks like a depressed guy sitting on a toilet.

It is Biden's Job to Take Responsibility for the Devastating Catastrophe He Created

CANDACE OWENS: Pull Your Children Out of Public School

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it.

The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I looked at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"

Dog Celebrates Beautiful Evening By Eating Food

Dog Barks And Jumps While Playing Inside a Hotel Room

Pet Dog Refuses to Eat Food Offered by Owner

Glenn Beck Flies Private Plane To Afghanistan In Attempt To SAVE People Fleeing The Country

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Aug 27, 2021Aug 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@CaptainFeelgood

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Aug 27, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by guru

Animals Can Be Jerks! Funny Video | FailArmy

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim.

In 20 years, I bet there's going to be a college course called eye contact.

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you will rise and shine!

I told AOC that I saw a moose on the way to work this morning. She said, "How do you know he was on his way to work?"

I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.

My twin sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. U should of saw her face as I drove pasta.

SCOTUS Strikes Down Biden's Illegal Eviction Moratorium, Biden Broke The Law And Admitted He Knew

Police And EMS Will be Terminated For Refusing Vaccine Mandate, Democrat Plan Is Destroying The U.S.

Black Parent CONFRONTS Principal Over Alleged RACIAL SEGREGATION

Katie Hopkins: The Katie's Arms from Insta LIVE.

Vaccine or Ankle Monitor? | Ep. 41

BIDEN’S DISASTER Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 3

30 Random Acts of Kindness That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity !

Fascist Lockdown in Sydney Is A WARNING, Rich People Frolic On The beach, Poor Children Get Maced

OLD DOG NEW FAILS | Dogs Failing Compilation

I QUIT! Funniest Workplace Fails

Afghanistan is in Turmoil and Comedian, Stephen Colbert, Would Rather Focus on Jan 6

US Provided List Of Americans To The Taliban Igniting Shock And Outrage, Some Argue This Is TREASON

TX Attorney General Ken Paxton Explains the Importance of the Recent SCOTUS Win for Border Policy

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

You can't get on the same page with someone who has a different book.

Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition.

American Troops Lose Their Lives In Afghanistan After Biden BOTCHES Withdrawal On An EPIC Scale

How to Make Your Friends Mad - Fails of the Week | FailArmy

Disastrous by Incompetence or by Intent, Americans Will Still Have to Pay for Biden's Afghan Crisis

FRENCH PEOPLE -resisting vaccine mandate for restaurants. Eating outside on the streets. BEAUTIFUL

The Final Frontier In "Diversity" 🤡

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Aug 26, 2021Aug 2021

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What Is the Plan, Mr. President? | Ep. 40

Pentagon CONFIRMS US Casualties in Kabul Airport Attack, Stranded Americans About To Become Hostages

What Can Conservatives Do About Being Banned On Social Media?

CLOSING THE FLOODGATES Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 2

Katie Hopkins: Year olds Injected WITHOUT parental consent. Yet parents WILL own the outcomes

America IS Advancing On The 10 Steps Toward Genocide, Where We Are Now

Creepy Transgender TikToker Says You Don't Need To Protect Your Kids

Manhunt For COVID Suspect Ends With CHEERS, Government PROUDLY Announces Concentration Camps

TRY NOT TO LAUGH WATCHING FUNNY FAILS VIDEOS 2021 106

People Having A Bad Day | Funny Fails Compilation

Canadian PM Justin Trudeau is 'all style and no substance'

Trump's campaign ad on Biden 'reminds us' the world made the 'wrong decision': Murray

Democrats Demand Trump Supporter Communications, Info In SHOCKING Move

Diner Posts $50 Mask Mandate Surcharge & Is Immediately Out of Business

The Left Is Attacking California Gubernatorial Candidate, Larry Elder, On the Basis of Race

What Influence Might Obama's Anticolonialism Have on the Current Afghanistan Crisis?

Fauci Backtracks After Backlash For Saying The US MIGHT Have Ahold Of Covid By FALL 2022

Is the Afghanistan Crisis REALLY the Result of Gross Incompetence or Something Else?

I think we should get rid of democracy. All in favor raise your hand.

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

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