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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday. They just don't make them like their going to anymore.
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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I tried to give my gf an eskimo kiss ...but she wasn't inuit
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this, I’ll hit you in the face.” That was the punchline...
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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My wife had asked me to stop using police related puns.. I guess I’ll give them “ arrest”.
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Welcome@Cj_Pigmuffins7
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Donald Trump Says MAGA Rallies Are BACK, Baby - Maybe
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Project Veritas Scores EPIC Win Against New York Times, Making The NYT Look Like LOSERS
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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KNOCK, KNOCK, WHO’S THERE? Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 79
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Here’s Someone Who Would Fit Right in with the Bad Guys in Orwell’s “1984”
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Cop Who Mocked LeBron James SUSPENDED Without Pay, Supporters Raise $80,000 For Him
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Biden Speech FLOPS, CNN Poll Says Trump Did BETTER, Ted Cruz Fell ASLEEP, Biden Gets Ratio'd BAD
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the Road? Well, the road wasn’t going to cross Chuck Norris.
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Name a rapper with small abdominal muscles 2Pac
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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If two witches buy two watches Which witch would watch which watch?
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Did you hear about the mushroom who parked illegally? He was Toad.
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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My friend told me I could fish better if I took the worm off the hook. That was debaitable.
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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I asked a friend if he likes his job at the battery factory. He said it has pluses and minuses...
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Tim Scott EXPLODES Democrat Race Narrative with Inspiring Family Story in Answer to Joe Biden Speech
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Well-Known Police Officer Deon Joseph DISMANTLES LeBron’s Anti-Police Rhetoric
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Welcome@dd54
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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Today I made a spear and threw it to the other side of a river It wasn't very productive, but at least I got my point across.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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Why can't you crack death jokes near an ECG machine? Because ECG draws a line there.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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Can radio be an addiction? Depends on the frequency.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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I was pondering why people keep telling me that juggling bricks is a bad idea. Then it hit me.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? Stick his bill up his Ass.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress? Magnets.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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The self-depreciation society is taking applications for new members. I've already put myself down.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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Why was pavlov's dog's fur so soft? Because it was conditioned.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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USA Today and Stacey Abrams Try to Literally Rewrite History
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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Joy Reid Takes Virtue Signaling to a Whole New Level
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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The FBI Has RAIDED Giuliani's Home And Office, Democrats Make SHOCKING Move Against Political Rivals
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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BLM Takes Up NEW Narrative In Case Of Andrew Brown, It Looks Like "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" All Over
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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IRAN’S MAN IN AMERICA Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 78
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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CNN is Being Eaten Alive By Woke Mob As Leftist Push BACKFIRES, Get Woke Go BROKE
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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My favorite movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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My local cemetery is working to resell mine and my wife’s burial plots to a new buyer... We’re in grave danger.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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A frog went for a DNA test... The results came back 99.9% amphibian and a tad Polish.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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I just got a check from the rubber company It bounced.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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What did the body builder say when someone stole all his protein powder? No Whey! Not a gain!
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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I got sacked from my job at the guillotine factory today It’s a cut throat business.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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What happened to the cross-eyed circumcisor? He got the sack.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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Welcome@sequin85
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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Welcome@pzlxq
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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Woke Mob Tries Canceling Joe Rogan Over COVID Comments And Spotify Might Actually CAVE
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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Why can't i differentiate between White Collar workers and Blue Collar workers? Its because i am Collarblind.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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How do you find a pothead in a crowd? You weed them out.
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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A crab walks into a bar... The Barman says "I can't serve you mate, you're already walking sideways".
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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How does a pirate measure distance? With Yaaards!
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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Petula Clark - You're The One (Stereo) UHD 4K
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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.
Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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Petula Clark — Downtown ᴴᴰ (Stereo) UHD 4K
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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Gunfire erupts in Somali capital Mogadishu amid President's standoff
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Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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What did the pirate name his pet clam? Michelle.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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What do you call a cold bird? Birrrrrrrd.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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Handcrafted soap is the best No lye.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class? She forgot her Algae-bra.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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A Day in Old London in 1920 in colour!
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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The New Socialism with Dinesh D’Souza
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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Oscars Ratings PLUMMET, People Are Sick Of CONSTANT Preachy Wokeness
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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Bill Gates says no to sharing vaccine formulas to developing world
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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DeSantis Scores MAJOR Victory As FL Senate Passes Anti Censorship Bill NUKING Big Tech From Orbit
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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A farmer friend of mine got jailed for excessive hay production I had to bale him out.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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What's the opposite of a microwave? A Tsunami.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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Did you hear about the guy who broke into the zoo to lick the toads? He croaked.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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I pulled a muscle digging for gold... It’s just a miner injury.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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I don't mean to brag, but... cashiers are always checking me out.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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My dog has to wear this cone till he heals from surgery. It helps with the biting, but the barking? He sounds like a sub-whoofer.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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A friend of mine bought an old plane, took the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant. I don’t think it will take off.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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Struck up a conversation with a spider today at home while dusting. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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People Are Buying Guns For The First Time In RECORD Numbers, Unrest And Pandemic Drive Boom
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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Jealous dog just wants all the attention.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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Supreme Court Will Hear Gun Case, Carrying Guns In Public Could Now Be FEDERALLY Legal
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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Falcon And Winter Soldier Goes Full ANTI WOKE And The Woke Left Is FURIOUS, Antifa Is The Villain
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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Is this the America You Want to Live in?
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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BUSTING THE DIGITAL CARTELS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 77
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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City In State Of Emergency As Family Now Says Cops EXECUTED Black Man, Prepare For A BLM Riot Summer
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself This is the last thing I need.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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Why are vampires so obsessed with necks? Because they were raised by a neck romancer.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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Did you know that Danish boats are given barcodes when they leave ports? So when they come back, they can Scan-di-navy-in
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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I’m currently obsessed with the Moon Although I think it’s just a phase.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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Jimeoin's Band
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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1818 to 1890s Bicycle Models (from 1915 documentary)
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The History Corner
Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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1896-1899. Scenes of daily life. The Netherlands, Berlin.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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The English language can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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What do you say to a guy with glass shorts? I always knew you were crazy but now I can see your nuts!
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Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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I got a mail saying that I won 1 million dollars because I could read Maps backwards I thought to myself, "Thats just Spam"
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work? Kick them out of Congress.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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How do snails fight? They slug it out.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Why did the man with bipolar go to the nail salon? Because they offer manic cures.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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When I opened my oven door a big rat ran out. I tried to shoot him but he was out of my range.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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What did the triangle say to the square? Nice quads bro.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years... ... thanks for every ting.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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What would you call the Bermuda Triangle if it had four edges? The Bermuda wreck tangle.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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How would a triangle kill itself? With the hypotenoose.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Jon & Vangelis - I'll Find My Way Home (Live on Top Of The Pops, 1982)
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Jimeoin - Finding A Partner
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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James O'Keefe Goes Full Savage on the Left
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