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Mar 9, 2021Mar 2021

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“My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.”

“It’s really hard to define ‘virtue signalling’, as I was saying the other day to some of my Muslim friends over a fair-trade coffee in our local feminist bookshop.”

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Mar 9, 2021Mar 2021

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“I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!”

Katie Hopkins Mexican women protest the murder of their own at the Presidential palace

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Mar 9, 2021Mar 2021

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Woman Spins Hula Hoop With her Butt

“The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.”

“I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.”

“The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.”

“I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an ‘Escalator Temporarily Out of Order’ sign, only ‘Escalator Temporarily Stairs’.”

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Mar 9, 2021Mar 2021

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“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."

One day in Contract Law class, the professor asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"...

Frank Zappa appearing on the Mike Douglas Show (28. October 1976)

Myanmar anti-coup protestor urges Morrison government to do more

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel

Here’s Why Stephen Hawking Is Totally Wrong About Heaven

This Congresswoman Keeps Driving the Left Absolutely CRAZY

What does Golden Retriever Dog do when bored

Who is..............................................?

"I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act."

"I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark."

"Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!'"

"I have two boys, five and six. We're no good at naming things in our house."

"I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it…"

"I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated."

"I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?"

Jimeoin at O2 May 2012

Welcome@HistoryCorner

Welcome@ZombieFeynman

JLP | Meghan Markle and Harry's Shocking Claims with Race Hustler Oprah

Biden May ALREADY Be Transferring Presidency To Kamala Harris As Even Democrats Notice Outsized Role

Mount Rushmore: What Country is it Located in? FAILs! - Man on the Street with Mark Dice

Katie Hopkins: Women Creating Conversations that Matter here in Mexico City

COMING TO AMERICA Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep41

Yemen's Houthi rebels target Saudi Arabia's Aramco oil facilities

Also a pain in the arse.

Punctuation is powerful.

Daddy German Shepherd Plays With His Kids! SO CUTE!!

Roy Clark - 12th Street Rag

Canned Heat - Going up the Country (1969)

Chinese activity in East China Sea have raised alarms

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Mar 8, 2021Mar 2021

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Norman Gunston interviews Sally Struthers

George Carlin "Big City Crime" on The Ed Sullivan Show

The Animals "House Of The Rising Sun" on The Ed Sullivan Show

Elvis Presley "Don't Be Cruel" (January 6, 1957) on The Ed Sullivan Show

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Mar 8, 2021Mar 2021

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Buying a 99¢ Taco with 1 Ounce Gold Coin (worth over $1000) - from Taco Bell's Drive-Through

Norman Gunston and Mohammed Ali

Norman Gunston interviews Cheech & Chong

Norman Gunston Frank Zappa Interview

Norman Gunston interviews Olivia Newton-John

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Mar 8, 2021Mar 2021

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Norman Gunston Interviews Paul and Linda McCartney

Well that's pricked my imagination.

He's just a little board.

Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 7, 2021Mar 2021

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Man Walks His Cardboard Dog Outdoors During Quarantine

The Internet Has Made INFORMATION A More Effective Weapon Than NUKES

Kayleigh McEnany reveals theory as to why President Biden is avoiding the press

Two friends are walking their dogs together. One has a big black lab, while the other has a minuscule chihuahua. They pass a bar and the lab owner says, "Let's get a beer." The chihuahua walker complains, "That would be great, but we can't take our ...

A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. Before the bartender even returns with the check, the man has slammed back half of them and shows no signs of slowing down. As the guy finishes his final shot, the bartender asks, "Why are you drinking so ...

A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar.

A lion walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any jobs?” The bartender shakes his head sadly and says, “No, sorry. Why don’t you try the circus?” The lion replies, “Why would the circus need a bartender?”

A young man is passing by a bar when he sees an old woman fishing with a stick and a string in a puddle by the sidewalk. “She must be a poor old fool,” he thinks to himself, and out of the kindness of his heart, he invites the woman in for a ...

A horse walks into a bar. The shocked bartender points a finger his way in alarm and yells, “Hey!” The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy.”

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Mar 7, 2021Mar 2021

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E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve minors.”

How Trump Insulated Israel From Biden's Naked Hostility

COME AND GET IT!!! YOUR STIMULUS SCRAPS ARE READYYY!!🍴Is Biden ever gonna do a press conference?

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Bunny rabbit chases dog around the yard

The Left Handed Screw Driver

Myanmar coup: 54 casualties, days of unrest and massive protests continue to rock Myanmar

To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian.

I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it.

Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning.

A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.

A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. – That’s 20 cows.

Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy.

I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it’s like this all the time.

I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it.

In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me.

I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed.

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Mar 7, 2021Mar 2021

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Ozzy Man Reviews: Magic Mayhem

Ozzy Man Reviews: Animals Helping Each Other

Pack of Puppies Play Chase

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WTH IS MICHELLE OBAMA DOING?

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Mar 6, 2021Mar 2021

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Ozzy Man Reviews: Katelyn Ohashi vs US Marines

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Mar 6, 2021Mar 2021

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I rolled my eyes at this.

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