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Democrats Plan to DESTROY American Citizenship With Wide Open Borders
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Guy Shows Cool Trick Using Two Water Bottles
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Fireball burns up over Minnesota! Home security cams capture footage
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Cop Couple Out to Eat Stop Man from Robbing Restaurant
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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A man asks his doctor: "Do you think I'll live to be a hundred?" The doctor asks the man "Well, that depends. Do you drink?" "Oh, no sir! I abstain from all alcohol. Soda, too. I just drink plenty of fresh water." "Do you smoke?" "No, sir! Never ...
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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China sends letter to Indian BJD leader Sujeet Kumar over Taiwan
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Kamala Harris is Full of Utter Nonsense: She's Blaming Illegal Immigration on Climate Change
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Climate alarmists must think we have a very short memory
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Ten Million Starlings Swarm (7 Tonnes of Bird Poo) | Superswarm | BBC Earth
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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State Of EMERGENCY Declared, hackers Shut Down Largest Oil Pipeline In US, Gas Prices SKYROCKET
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Killing Comedy
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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I would love to be paid to sleep. It would be my dream job.
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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My wife said she thought Lance was a weird name. But I reassured her people used to be named Lance a lot.
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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What's the brightest star in the night sky? Sirius replies only.
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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I removed the rubber from the wheels on my car It is now working tirelessly.
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Who is the leader of the corn army? The kernal.
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Afghanistan faces an ‘explicit assault’ on the rights of young women
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Open Border Propaganda Goes Supernova!!!
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Inside Tim Pool's INSANE Million Dollar SKATE MANSION
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Courageous Patriot Chief of Police TAKES A STAND and runs for office | Clark Bearinger for Judge!!
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Tim Pool's Secret, And Possibly DISGUSTING, Recipe Finally EXPOSED
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Archaeologists Have Discovered a Pristine 45,000-Year-Old Cave Painting of a Pig That May Be the Oldest Artwork in the World. .
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Cuneiform is an ancient writing system that was first used in around 3400 BC. Distinguished by its wedge-shaped marks on clay tablets, cuneiform script is the oldest form of writing in the world, first appearing even earlier than Egyptian ...
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Did you hear about the man whose penis is so long that the tip of it could touch the sun? He has one astronomical unit!
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Welcome@toronto_Georgia
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Big brother and little Sister rottweiler love
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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My girlfriend LOVES my toenails.. I'm starting to think she's a nailphile.
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? Wooly jumpers.
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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What do you call the school for locomotive drivers? Training.
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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The path to inner peace begins with just 3 words Not my problem.
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Every 3 months buying new toothbrushes is expensive! I have 32 teeth to buy toothbrushes for, I wish someone would invent a teethbrush!
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Nelson was 5ft 4". His statue on top of the column in London is 18ft. Thats Horatio of about 3:1
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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I tried telling some jokes to an audience of crickets... I have no idea if they were funny.
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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US Economy Faces Possible HUGE Inflation, The Signs Are Already Visible But Crypto May Save Us
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Ep. 1515 The George Soros Circle - The Dan Bongino Show
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Racism Can't Be Quantified Like Global Warming, Progressives NEED To Focus On REAL Energy Options
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Biden May Try To CRACK DOWN On Cryptocurrency, Or Introduce Some Kind Of 'Fed-Coin'
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Why Asian Americans Are Being Assaulted by African Americans
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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America Today Isn't a Democracy or a Republic - It's an Oligarchy
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Alex Jones is More Accurate Than CNN?
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get their legs apart?
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a drawing of a clown? A comedy sketch.
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Either my wife genuinely thinks she's a goldfish... Or she's just acting Koi.
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Why was the tiny ball always agitated? It was a little teste.
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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I wrote down the names of all the people I hate, but my roommate used the paper to roll up his joint. Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to see again.
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Annoyed at my constant reminders to stop eating her own body parts, my wife threw up her hands in frustration.
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a rocket which eats other rockets? A cannibalistic missile.
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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The Kinks - Plastic Man (1969)
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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The Kinks - Apeman 1970
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Lola The Kinks Live 1973
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Waterloo Sunset The Kinks Live 1973
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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The kinks- you really got me
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Dog Hugs Man While Lying on His Chest When He Tries to Work Under His Car
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Mr.Bubz protects his mom's dinner
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Mr Bubz being himself
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Welcome@LAZZA
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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I tossed and turned as I heard metallic sounds coming from the next bedroom. It was a restless knight.
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Doctor my bottom hurts. Doc: "Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?" Patient: "Right around the entrance." Doc: "As long as you call it entrance it will hurt."
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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I cut my finger chopping cheese... I think that may have grater problems
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Rumor has it Bruce Lee once owned a pet bear Its name was Grizz Lee!
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Is it a solar or lunar eclipse where the sun passes in front of the moon? Neither. That would be the apoca-clipse.
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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9 months from now there will be a baby boom. 13 years later will give rise to the next generation, known as Quarenteens.
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May 9, 2021May 2021

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Welcome@SKANLYN
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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All the comic books I inherited from my older brother had their last pages missing. I had to draw my own conclusions.
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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Apparently you can’t use ‘beefstew’ as a password It’s not stroganoff.
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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I robbed a bakery today. It was dangerous, but I took the whisk.
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a man hiding in the bushes? Russell........
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up? Whoopsie Daisies.
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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ARMED Antifa Militants Accost Portland Driver, Far Leftists Are Taking Control
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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How Sarah Silverman Unwittingly Makes the Case for Abolishing Women's Sports
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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Here's How to Stop Big Tech Censorship Immediately
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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Nancy Pelosi Seems to Think All Blacks Look Alike- Here's Why
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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Police Arrest People Over NOTHING But Won't Protect Them, It's The WORST Possible Position.
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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I just cannot get into reading chinese fiction There are just too many characters...
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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What happens when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird.
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him. But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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Biden Jobs Report Was HORRIBLE, No One Will Go Back To Work When The Government PAYS Them Not To
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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Cancel Mother's Day? That's What They Want Now, And You Won't Believe Why!
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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If someone tells you he has a centrifuge on a submarine, don't believe him! It's a subterfuge..
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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Black Guy Does Crime Spree In White Face
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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“Underwater Spying” by Paris Scope.
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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Where does a spy sleep? Undercover!
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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Why was there a spark between Frankenstein's monster and his bride? He couldn’t resistor!
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
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May 8, 2021May 2021

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You cannot fit inside a tuna can But a tuna can.
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Why Coke is Struggling to Stay Woke
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May 7, 2021May 2021

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After 20 years, I retired from our local muffler repair shop. I was exhausted.
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May 7, 2021May 2021

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Did you hear about that constipated accountant? He couldn't budget so he worked it out with his pencil.
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May 7, 2021May 2021

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My wife dared doubt my craftsmanship when I was changing over the light switch. Haha, she's in for a shock!
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May 7, 2021May 2021

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What do you call someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is? a smart ass.
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May 7, 2021May 2021

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What do you call an all-you-can-eat garlic restaurant? Buffet the Vampire Slayer.
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May 7, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a train that carries gum A chew-chew train.
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May 7, 2021May 2021

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Candace Owens SLAMS Facebook & Big Tech Censorship
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May 7, 2021May 2021

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The Economy Is Ready To CRASH, Decentralization Is The Way To Slow It
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May 7, 2021May 2021

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Donald Trump SHOWS That Big Tech Thinks Censorship Worked, They Are Wrong
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May 7, 2021May 2021

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Chauvin And Other Cops INDICTED Federally For George Floyd Incident, Feds Are Democrat Enforcers Now
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What do you call it when you’re shopping for new eyebrows? Browsing.
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May 7, 2021May 2021

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Waiter! Why does my dessert have a shoe print in it? Sir, you did say "Apple pie and step on it!"
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Defence Force's 'single and only job' is to defend the nation: Bronwyn Bishop
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