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May 19, 2021May 2021

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How do you turn a screw into a bolt? the spouse comes home.
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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An old lady is at tea and her host asks "Would you care for a slice of cold pressed ox tongue?" "Oh no," shudders the old lady, "I couldn't eat something that came out of an animal's mouth! Just an egg, please."
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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If there is one crime anti-maskers are guilty of... It's Karen too much.
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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How do you know if a swimming pool is safe for diving? It deepends.
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror? A narcissistick.
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania. Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Ep. 1523 Are They About To Tell Us Something Major? - The Dan Bongino Show
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Great White shark deemed responsible for fatal attack on surfer
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Socialists FAIL Again! Labor Theory Of Value DEBUNKED & Capital Explained
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Hamas fires on Israeli soldiers providing humanitarian aid
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Public Health Propaganda | Ep. 766
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Why are demolition experts and dominatrixes alike? They both like wrecking balls.
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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I never believed that scientists could clone humans... ...but once they proved me wrong, I was beside myself.
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Did you hear about the man who had a billboard fall on his head? He took it as a sign from above.
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly says, “I just lost an electron.” The other is concerned. “Are you sure?” “I‘m positive!”
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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What is the difference between a bee from the UK and a bee from the US? A UK bee carries pollen, the latter carries data.
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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I wrote my first erotic novel. The characters were a bit disjointed but they all came together in the end.
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Do you know why Scooby Doo is the most viewed cartoon in Denmark? Because he’s a Great Dane.
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Rand Paul Was RIGHT! Fauci ADMITS Wearing Masks Indoors For OPTICS!
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Joe Biden Jokes about RUNNING over Reporter
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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KT's Arms 17 May - Prince Harry, 'Due to COVID' and Doing A Hopkins
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Supreme Court UPHOLDS Fourth Amendment In Huge Victory, Police CANNOT Search Without Warrants
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Gas Prices Are About To Hit A SEVEN-YEAR High After Cyberattack On Pipeline
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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BLM Scores Massive Win With Police Reform, Brooklyn Center Civilians Will Act As UNARMED 'Officers'
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Dr. Fauci's Three Most Egregious Contradictions
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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TRUMP’S NEW CHAPTER Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 92
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Steven Crowder SUES YouTube For Unfair Application Of Rules Resulting In CENSORSHIP
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Get Woke Go Broke Goes NUCLEAR As Conservative Group Launches $1M Campaign SLAMMING Woke Companies
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@CvBannister
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Fauci Makes Another Claim About Our Healthcare System with ZERO Evidence
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Mass Shooter STOPPED By Armed Good Guy, Serious Tragedy Prevented Thanks To 2A, Media WONT Report It
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Dad, why is this book so thick? Son, that’s a long story…
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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I have a fear of negative numbers... I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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A cop pulls over a miner and asks “Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?” “Mine.”
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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The Holmegaard bow has been dated to around 7000 BC, in the Mesolithic era, making it nearly 10,000 years old. The Holmegaard bows are a series of self bows found in the bogs of Northern Europe dating from the Mesolithic period. They are named after...
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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This 3.6-Million-Year-Old Fossil Is The Oldest, Most Complete Human Ancestor Ever Seen. After 20 years of slow, careful excavation, the world's most complete skeleton of an ancient human ancestor has just been unveiled. It belongs to the genus ...
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Stupidity At Its Best | FailArmy
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Gong...Other Side Of The Sky
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Gong - Oily Way/Outer Temple/Inner Temple (1973)
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Gong - Sold To The Highest Buddha
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Steve Hillage - Live - German Television (1977)
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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You hear about the cop that found a glory hole in a public bathroom? He received an anonymous tip.
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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WANTED: Large amount of rats, mice and bed bugs … as my current rental agreement requires me to leave the apartment in the condition it was when I moved in.
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle? "Have you bean stalking me?"
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a Medieval spy? Sir Veillance
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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If People Slid Instead of Walked.
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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What’s the perfect ‘S’ word? Sword.
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Where do boats go when they are sick? The Dock.
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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1959 Chevrolet Bel Air vs. 2009 Chevrolet Malibu IIHS crash test
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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The Car Catcher Aka Motor Device (1939) | British Pathé
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May 18, 2021May 2021

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Just When You Thought Don Lemon Couldn't Get More Idiotic, He Says THIS About the Jan 6 Protests
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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Yeah, okay. The trans kids thing has gone too far.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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What did Narcissus say when he was shopping for luxury Jacuzzis? I can really see myself in that pool.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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My Dermatologist was fired today... He made too many rash decisions.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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Broke my finger today On the other hand I am ok.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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Whats the differerence between a flat earther and a knife? A knife has a point.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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Contrary to popular belief, the fastest man alive is actually Zeus because with his lightning powers he's Using Bolt
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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My BDSM community took me to court for not being hardcore enough. I got off with just a slap on the wrist. So I lost the case.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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The last time I played tackle football without pads l broke three ribs and a collar bone. Fortunately, none of them were mine.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in the water.... .....you can safely wear it on your head....because it's capsized.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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I thought my mouse was dead. But it's alive and clicking.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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People Vs Animals: Funny Animal Fails Compilation
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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BLM WINS, Minneapolis Suburb Will Create UNARMED Traffic Enforcement As Violent Crime SKYROCKETS
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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Global Shortages And Inflation GET WORSE, Food And Gas Cost SKYROCKET, Media Says JUST EAT CICADAS
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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Rachel Maddow's Response to New CDC Guidelines PROVES She's Demented
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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ISRAEL & BIBLICAL PROPHECY Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 91
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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PART2: Here's the First Hand Scoop of What's Happening with the Arizona Election Audit
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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PART 1: AZ GOP Chair Kelli Ward Explains How HUGE the Maricopa Audit Is
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall... But it was his own dumb asphalt...
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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Why do birds always congregate on power wires? So they can hang out with their friends online.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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The CURE for CANCEL CULTURE with Roy Bettle
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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700 Continuous Rounds Melts Suppressor
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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Space Force Officer FIRED For Saying Marxism Is Taking Over US Military Hits 1 Book On Amazon
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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How can you detect a detective dog? He's the one with the good lead.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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The longest I've ever gone without a pun was 7 days. Pretty weak.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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What to say to a hitch-hiker with just one leg? Hop in.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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A hole was found in wall of the women's changing room at the gym The police say they are looking into it.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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One of Hollywood's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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The first rocket was invented around 1100 AD in China. These rockets used solid propellants and were mainly used as weapons and fireworks. It was not until the 1920s that rocket societies emerged, and by the 1930s and 1940s professional rocket ...
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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Sumer is the earliest known civilization in the historical region of southern Mesopotamia (now southern Iraq), emerging during the Chalcolithic and early Bronze Ages between the sixth and fifth millennium BC. It is also one of the first civilizations...
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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Instant Regret Fails: Funny Fail Videos | FailArmy
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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57 Workout Fails You DON'T Want To Repeat! FailArmy
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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Why is it so hard to have a good conversation with a goat? Because they’re always butting in.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep. I said “40”
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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I saw a pig with laryngitis. He was disgruntled.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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A horse walks into a bar. “Hey,” says the barman. “Yes please,” says the horse.
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May 17, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated.
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May 16, 2021May 2021

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If you have two hundred chickens, you have a poultry farm. If you have two chickens, you have a paltry farm.
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May 16, 2021May 2021

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My girlfriend said I need to stop eating frozen poultry for every meal or she was leaving me. I said, "I'll try but I don't think I can quit cold turkey."
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May 16, 2021May 2021

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There are suspicions the coronavirus may have been transmitted to humans from poultry. Investigators think it may have originated inside eggs. They are now scrambling to confirm if that's true.
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May 16, 2021May 2021

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While browsing the poultry market, the clerk asked me if I would like try some goose... ...I told him no thanks, I was just gonna take a gander.
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May 16, 2021May 2021

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How did the poultry farmer become wealthy? He sold all his chicken stock.
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May 16, 2021May 2021

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What do you call an uprising in a poultry farm? A chicken coup.
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May 16, 2021May 2021

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Ted Cruz Turns the Tables on Democrats Over "Voter Suppression" Rhetoric
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May 16, 2021May 2021

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The Jews Are Israel's Original Inhabitants | Here's the History
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