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Aug 10, 2021Aug 2021

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Just found out sticks float. They would.

Why did the monk refuse novocaine when he had his tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Aug 10, 2021Aug 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@jasonc65

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Aug 10, 2021Aug 2021

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Transgender "Woman" Impregnates Prison Cellmate | Ep. 34

I suffer from kleptomania. But I take something for it.

I was worried about being in a long-distance relationship. But so far so good.

I put all my cash into an origami business. It folded.

Please don’t make my funeral too early. I’m not really a mourning person.

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester.

I went to a new mechanic. They came highly wreck-a-mended.

Well my ceiling isn’t the best but it’s up there.

Shopping centers, you know, you’ve seen one, you’ve seen the mall.

Biden Nominee Wants to Ban "Assault" Weapons - But Can't Define Them

Katie Hopkins Please consider NOT going to University

How COVID Destroyed The Working Class

Sacrificing our sons: James Younger, the child forced to transition

EVIDENCE OBAMA is exempt from covid restrictions?

Andrew Cuomo’s former executive assistant gives explosive interview

Congressman Troy Nehls Discusses the Surging Crime Rates in America

MSNBC Host Claims Criticism Is BOTS After Ben Shapiro Won Debate On Real Time With Bill Maher

I took a picture of a field of wheat. It was grainy.

When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination?

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

What do you call a piece of toast at the zoo? Bread in captivity.

My dog can do magic tricks. It’s a labracadabrador.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

WATCH: Trans Person & Business Owner DEBATE Transgenderism

MAN ON THE SCENE Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep149

Katie Hopkins: Labels are a LAZY media device

Economic Crisis Worsens As Vaccine Mandates Drive Workers Away, Democrats Still Defend COVID Checks

Rand Paul Calls On America To RESIST COVID Restrictions As Media DEFENDS Obama Violating CDC Rules

Joe Biden vs. The Constitution: The Illegal Eviction Moratorium

Businesses Are Starting To Ban Masked & Vaxxed People!

Now They Want To ARREST All Trump Supporters Who Simply SAY That Democrats Stole the 2020 Election!

How do you get a horse out of jail? Hay bail?

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and in the end they caught him by the organ.

A couple of cows were smoking a joint while playing cards.... That’s right, the steaks were pretty high.

I said to Chuck Schumer, you know those little numbers at the bottom of condoms? You never noticed them? Oh, I guess you don't roll yours down that far.

The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies." I said, "Tell him, he's good at it. I don't have any kids”

Running a chicken farm is more complicated than I thought There are so many layers...

A pencil isn't John Wick's primary murder weapon. But it's definitely number 2.

My career as a street fighter didn't last very long... I broke my hand punching a curb.

For Sale today: Thick layer of dust. As seen on TV.

I left a bottle a whiskey outside last night and it got rained on. I guess it's not ruined but my spirits are dampened.

I’m currently obsessed with the Moon but I think it’s just a phase.

There has been a huge spike in auto-burglaries where crooks cut openings through the top of convertibles. Police spokesman says this type of crime is “through the roof.”

Did you hear about AOC who didn’t learn to water ski? She couldn’t find a lake with a slope

Economic Collapse And Covid Fines DESTROY Established 50-Year-Old Family Diner

Peter Doocy is Doing the Journalistic Work for Everyone Else

Rep. Lauren Boebert Fills Us in on Life in Congress

The Disappearing Virtue of Piety

A musician walks in to a music store. "I'm looking for an instrument that goes ding." he says. "Ding?" asks the confused shopkeeper. The musician replies "You'll do fine."

My German sausage didn't come with a bun... It was just the wurst.

Everyone told Sam not to sing But Samsung anyway

I was bitten by a nonbinary vampire last night... They came from Trans-Sylvania.

Policemen are great at Volleyball, guess why? They serve and protect.

Do you ever wonder why they call it heated seats? Because rear defroster was already taken.

Then, They Came For Tim Pool...

Ted Cruz Goes Scorched Earth Against State Dept. Rep on Biden's Limp-Wristed Iran Policy

Charlie Kirk Asks Vaush Whether Law Based On RACE Is A Bad Idea, Vaush Is Fine With It

Katie Hopkins: Two ways to help give your head some space

Is a 'National Divorce' Inevitable?

Candace Owens & Dr. Drew Criticize the Media's Coverage of COVID-19

Joe Biden ‘doesn't even know the population of the country he's president of’

Is messages working on Slug? I tried answering a message today and my replies disappeared.

PETA Claims To Be In Favor Of Animals, They Don't Want ANY Animals To Be Pets

University ADMITS Using FULL-TERM Infants For Fetal Tissue Collection

This Really Is a Member of Congress

Dr. Drew & Candace Owens Weigh In on the FreeBritney Movement

CANDACE OWENS: Our Children Will Not Know Freedom

Lady Arrested Waving AK-47 Out Car Window, California Is The New Wild, Wild West

If The Floor Was Lava. shorts

Funniest Staredowns in MMA and Boxing

Annie Thorisdottir's Shocking 200-lb Snatch

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Aug 6, 2021Aug 2021

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WOW!! JAW DROPPING SPEED BAG (BALL) SKILLS (ALAN KAHN)

Dog Sticks his Face Inside Ice Cream Container and Eats

Adorable Puppy Splashes Water From his Water Bowl

Owner Carries Pet Dog in her Arms Down the Escalators

Dogs Bite Broom and Refuse to Let go of it

What did the judge say to the Dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

What does it take to work at a zoo in Australia? Koalafications.

What does a grizzly say when he calls customer service? Just bear with me.

What did the power ranger say to his patients when he became a doctor? It’s morphine time!

What did the bee say to his wife when they were running late for dinner? Hurry up, honey.

A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bar tender here?"

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall.

How did the pig get to the hogspital? In a hambulance.

My wife just told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

Biden Sued For Violating THIRD Amendment With Illegal Eviction Moratorium According To New Filing

Andrew Cuomo Faces ARREST After Female Staffer Files Criminal Complaint, CNN Caught In Scandal

Where in the world is Dr. Steve? + The Announcement

WHAT WOULD THEY SAY? Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep8

Airlines Cancel Flights EN MASSE Due To Shortages, The Economy Is Failing And Its Time To Wake Up

Democrat Wants To Defund Police CAUGHT Hiring Private Security, Tells Constituents To 'Suck It Up'

Andrew Cuomo Deceitfully Recruited MeToo and LGBTQ Activists to Discredit His Victims

"Long Peace" is a term for the unprecedented historical period following the end of World War II in 1945 to the present day. The period of the Cold War (1945–1991) was marked by the absence of major wars between the great powers of the period, the ...

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