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Sep 15, 2021Sep 2021

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Why is anger the new hip emotion? It's all the rage.

I got kicked out of a hospital after saying to a Covid-19 patient.. Stay positive

What do you call someone who threatens legal action against a karate dojo? Chop suey.

The Buddha walks up to a hot dog stand He says, “Make me one with everything.”

My knees are getting really worn down.. They’re on their last legs

I feel bad for whoever took the silver in fencing. Their dreams of gold were foiled.

Dogs Excited To Go Outside Run Back Into House When They Realize It’s Raining

Dog Hangs on Rope Under Seat While Girl Swings

Pet Puppy Waits Patiently For School Bus to Greet Little Boy

PART 1: Richard Grenell Sheds Light on the Basic Flaw of Biden's Withdrawal Plan

PART 2: Richard Grenell Reveals the Differences Between Trump and Biden's Afghan Foreign Policy

PART 3: Richard Grenell Explains Why An America First Policy is the Best Policy

Katie Hopkins Sharing My Secret.

Timeout! | Hilarious Sports Fails 2021

What does a taxidermist do on Tuesdays? Nothing special ... just the usual stuff.

What room doesn’t have ghosts? The living room.

What do you call an emo a capella group? Self Harmony.

So my friend once told me, "Your wife and daughter look like twins!" I replied, " Yeah well, they were separated at birth"

When I told my carpenter I didn't want carpeted steps he gave me a blank stair.

Do you know why I wear lycra to bed? To help with my sleep cycle.

Which crayon at the Crayola factory is in charge of answering the phones? Yellow?

I FINALLY opened my shoe store that only sells large sizes. Let me tell you, that was no small feet.

AMERICA’S GREATEST THREAT Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 174

General Milley Accused Of Treason For Warning China Of US Military Plans, Staging Coup Against Trump

The Attempt to Hide the Hostage Situation in Afghanistan

AOC SLAMMED For Attending $30k MET Gala In Tax The Rich Dress, Elites Don't Wear Masks But Staff Do

GOP Voters SHOCKED To Be Told They Already Voted In CA Recall Election

How Corruption in College Sports is Destroying Academia

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Sep 14, 2021Sep 2021

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What Would the Heroes of 9/11 Think of Biden’s America? | Ep. 48

So this is the hammer, this is the screwdriver, this is the wrench... ...you know the drill.

My friend found out that Albert Einstein was a real guy He thought he was just a theoretical physicist

I wonder if you know you can turn a canoe over and use it as a hat? Because it's Cap-sized.

So what brand of cereal is the strongest?? Mini Wheats, because they’re shredded.

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.

What do you call it when a soldier has to go undercover dressed as a woman? A Transmission.

What's the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year? You'll get autumn'y ache.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Sep 14, 2021Sep 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Unclejavi

Rep Jim Jordan BLASTS Biden Admin: "I Don't Even Know If You Could Say We Still Have A Border"

New book. “A Beginner’s Guide to Boxing” - By Bob Andweave.

I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing. He said, “Knock yourself out!”

What do exotic dancers call their colleagues? Their co-twerkers.

Well If you are buying smart water for $5 a bottle... It isn't working.

Napoleon was not the sole designer of his jacket... but, I believe he had a hand in it.

Why does Jabba the Hutt play trumpet? He likes to take Solos.

How do trains hear? With their engineers.

Katie Hopkins - Make Like A Cactus

Bill Maher Is FINALLY Waking Up, Slams Left Over Segregation, Defends Constantly Criticizing Left

Psaki CONFIRMS Illegal Immigrants Face NO Vaccine Mandate, Congress Exempt, Mandate Is Just For You

BIDEN’S HOSTAGE CRISIS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 173

Katie Hopkins Defend Our Kids

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Sep 13, 2021Sep 2021

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Mountain Bike Wins Vs. Fails & More! | People Are Awesome Vs. FailArmy

Is This a Parody, Or Is It Real? 😂

So did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot’s cage open? Polygon.

Where do you learn to make complicated ice-cream dishes? Sundae school.

How do you harvest crops in the winter? With an ice sickle

Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane? It was mime-blowing

Well people who keep and look after chickens... ...are literally chicken tenders.

Why did the astro physicist go digging in the dirt? He was looking for wormholes.

So I once knew a lady who was into crocheting in the dirt. You could say she was in the knitty gritty.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Sep 12, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by guru

Don’t Mess With My Car! | Funny Vehicle Fails

Katie Hopkins A GOOD NEWS DAY for the Side of the Sane

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs and It's also their biggest import.

I once dated the inventor of the stopwatch. That was my 15.535 seconds of fame.

How’s that kid doing that swallowed all those coins? No change as yet…

Coach said after a lost match: I told you to play like never before... Not like you never played before!

DeLorean for sale It’s in great condition and only driven from time to time.

You know I'm not thrilled my wife is into bondage but my hands are tied

A pirate walks into his favorite bar with a roll of paper towels on his head The bartender says " What's with the paper towels Skipper? " The pirate says " Arr, there be a bounty on me head "

I a tendency to skip words.

What do you call a death that is caused by an earthquake? Death by Default.

Jimmy, your composition "My Dog" is the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? No, sir. It's the same dog.

What would you call a man in a bush? Russell?

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Uselose

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Carter07

Katie Hopkins in Arizona

When my dentist pulled out the wrong tooth he said "it was accidental".

Why did the spoon agree with the knife? Because the knife actually had a point.

My Boyfriend said I’m starting to annoy him because I relate everything to Batman…. What a joker!!!

A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep. His wife looks horrified... "See? See what I have to bang when you're not in the mood?" The sheep says "Myyyyyyyy god. You weren't lying..."

Exposing Who the Media Is Really Trying to Protect | Tucker Carlson | MEDIA | Rubin Report

Democrats PROVE They Are Putting Security Before Freedom, This IS NOT American Principles

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Sep 12, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by guru

Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun (Official Video)

Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning

The Police - Every Breath You Take (Official Video)

Foreigner - 'I Want To Know What Love Is'

Heart - Alone (Official Music Video)

Watch Where You're Failing! Fails of the Week - FailArmy

I lost the ability to hear on my left ear this morning Thankfully my hearing is all right now.

I’m upset that my doppelgänger moved in next door. I’m beside myself about it.

I hear that dogs can’t operate MRI scanners but catscan.

What mythical creature always gets lost? A where-wolf

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you. You have my Word.

I have a fear of madness. My doctor says I am just crazy.

So what do you call the fear of giants? FeeFiPhobia

I lost my job at the zoo recently. There was a sign that said do not feed the animals. So I didn't.

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do

A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you. Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!

To raise heart health awareness, Cardi B changes her name... To Cardi O

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls grilled bears? barely enough

Did you hear Pantene recalled all of their women’s shampoo? Biden said if elected he will personally sniff out this situation.

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