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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jan 27, 2021Jan 2021

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Billy T James Marae Witness News.https:

Queensland prepares for COVID-19 vaccine rollout.https:

I LOVE JOE BIDEN. Liberty Hangout.https:

Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

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Would you believe it.

The new old people are going to suck | Lachlan Patterson.https:

Billy Connolly Tells Just About the Funniest Story Ever.https:

Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 Jimmy Stewart.https:

Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 John Hillerman.https:

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

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Bride's Grandmother Tells a Dirty Joke at Wedding Reception.https:

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

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Ricky Gervais On The Downside To Charity.https:

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

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Lee Mack's Joke Leaves John Cleese In Tears. https:

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

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Jimeoin - Getting the Right Bath Water Temperature.https:

Why the Left Classifies Conservatives as "Extremists"https:

DEMOCRATS AND NAZIS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep12https:

Katie Hopkins. Support for Brandon Straka. Arrested by the FBI. But NEVER ALONE.https:

Guitar Cover | Zombie (The Cranberries ) | Diễm Hương & Thanh Điền Guitar.

SHE'S GONE LEAD GUITAR FEMALE COVER.

The Sound of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel (Harp Cover)https:

An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming. The old farmer had fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and ...

Huskies arguing over who made the mess.https:

An opening for investment.

Little girl 5 years old playing with 14 german shepherds.https:

I’ve got a great joke about construction, but I’m still working on it. I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.

Guilty Golden Retriever dog tries to smile herself out of trouble.https:

And that's how you teach discipline to your toddler!https:

Why It's Insane To Let Boys Compete Against Girls In Sports.https:

Meda SHOCKED As NEW POLL Shows What Americans Really Think About Biden!https:

Ozzy Man : Expectations VS Reality.https:

Get Ready For Good News. The United Spot.https:

Actress Stands Up to Mob Trying to ERASE Trump From "Home Alone 2"

ERASING HISTORY Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep11https:

A woman brings a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lays her beloved pet duck on the table, the vet puts his stethoscope to the bird’s chest and listens carefully. A moment later the vet shakes his head and says sadly, “I’m really...

Mark Dice. It's All Part of Their Plan.

Two men were chatting in a bar. One says "Where are you from?". Second man replies "I come from somewhere where we do not end a sentence with a preposition". "Alright" says the first man, "Where are you from idiot?"

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

What true love looks like.https:

Funny German Shepherd Jumping in the Snow.https:

A foolish man complains about his torn pockets. A wise man uses them to scratch his balls.

Nigerian meaning of life. "I think, therefore I scam."

A man asked a Guru: "What is the secret to eternal happiness?" The Guru answered: "To not argue with fools." The man says: "I disagree." The Guru replied: "Yes, you are right."

Why isn’t it wise to date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them.

Otherwise. You might think this post sucks. But the title says otherwise.

A squirrel said to me "you are what you eat". I didn't believe him, he was a nut.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

A mom takes her daughter to the doctor The doctor says, “Okay, what seems to be the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Suzie. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.” The doctor ...

A wise old man said to me once, "The things you fear are the things you will one day encounter in life." Never have I been so afraid of a million dollars.

Bulldog Apologizes To Girl For Chewing Her Slipper.https:

AMERICA 2021. Paul Joseph Watson.

Ozzy Man Reviews: Humans Being Nice.https:

A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. “Uno… Dos…” and then disappeared without a Tres.

Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tires? They’re always carrying despair.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’de never met herbivore.

Margot Robbie Teaches You Australian Slang.https:

Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.

All the toilets in the NYPD headquarters have been stolen. The police apparently have nothing to go on.

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.

Ozzy Man : The Queen's Guard.https:

A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m traveling light”

My last job was helping a one-armed typist do capital letters. It was shift work.

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

Talking dog Czr. American Bully is so smart!https:

Denver Official Guilty Dog.https:

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jan 24, 2021Jan 2021

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ROXY MUSIC - Re-Make/Re-Model Live Apollo 2001.https:

Pitbull Talks And Argues About His Bone Then Gives Attitude To Play With His Toy.https:

Tim Matheson DELETES Disgusting Melania Trump Joke After HUGE BACKLASH!https:

I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." True story..

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?"

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says "Pint please, and one for the road."

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says "You go ...

Katie Hopkins on Trump’s Crotch.https:

Katie Hopkins: Get the poor to police the poor ... see how this works?https:

How Do We Cancel Cancel Culture?https:

Biden’s Reason For Blocking Keystone Pipeline Makes No Sense.https:

The 2020 Election Result Is a Death Sentence for the Unborn.https:

Puppy isn't happy when waves fill up his newly dug hole.https:

Puppy Claims His Territory For The First Time.https:

Where’s the Outrage? Antifa Destroys While Democrat Leaders Are Silent.https:

Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, "Have you got anything for wind?" He gave me a kite.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the ...

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Now Comparing Trump Supporters to Nazis.https:

How Trump Is Still Winning Over Biden.https:

SWAMP DWELLERS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep10https:

Mark Dice.It Has Begun.

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jan 22, 2021Jan 2021

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Les Paul with Tommy Emmanuel 2009.https:

'I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"'

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'

I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Why are bacteria so bad at math? Because they multiply by dividing.

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