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Sep 22, 2021Sep 2021

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BIDEN’S OPEN DOOR Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 180

Katie Hopkins: The Parable of Measles, Mumps and My School Photo

What do those who beg for other people's money while trying to control them call each other? Public servants.

Bakeries often ask me to pose for promotional photos with their products. Apparently I'm an excellent roll model.

Do you know what type of tomato smells best? A Roma

So if your body was the size of the Atlantic ocean, your red blood cells would be the size of the Titanic Let that sink in.

So if James T. Kirk ran a drug business from his ship... Would it be a criminal Enterprise?

Do you know why they wouldn’t let the stoner on the basketball team? Because he couldn’t jump high.

I read in an article that women should kiss and nibble on a man's earlobe in bed to turn him on. Personally, I think it's nuts.

My mum used to feed me alphabet soup when I was a kid She insisted on me telling everyone that I loved it. I didn't really, she was just putting words in my mouth.

Biden Admin Caught LYING, Secretly Letting Illegal Immigrants In By The THOUSANDS, US Border Is DONE

CNN Clown Gives Advice About What NOT To Do With Your Life

FIRST DAY OF FALL | Autumn Fails Compilation

AOC's 'Tax the Rich' Dress Designer is the Farthest Thing from Working Class

I Am Putting the Texas Abortion Law Into Use

John Durham Finds the Head of the Snake, But Will He Go After It?

Hunter Biden Laptop Story FINALLY Confirmed By Mainstream Media

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Sep 22, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by guru

Fix The Border, It's Not That Hard | Ep. 52

Biden Inspires Fear Over Climate Change: "Code Red For Humanity"

Pass the cat a tonic.

Cow spotted at boot camp.

Katie Hopkins: Why a state injectable is NOT like a seatbelt. Give me strength

Biden Admin Approval Goes From BAD To WORSE As Americans Say He's Mentally Unfit To Be President

Democrats Falsely Claim Border Patrol WHIPPING Migrants As Haitian Crisis ERUPTS Into Tent City

Tim Asks Alex Jones About DMT And It Goes Down The Rabbit Hole

THE SCHEMER Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 179

Why Shoe0nHead Cancelled On A Chance To Podcast With Alex Jones

Tim Tells Alex Jones The US Is NO LONGER A Republic

Union Worker RIOT Extends Into Second Day, Regular People Trample Police REFUSING Vaccine Mandate

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Sep 21, 2021Sep 2021

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Brian Laundrie Is a Distraction | Ep. 51

Dog Shakes Butt in Excitement While Visiting Owner at Work

Kid Swings Amazing Shots With Bat While Playing Cricket

Dog Wags Tail While Cat Lying Next to Them Plays With it

I sent my hearing aid off in the post to be repaired. It's been two weeks and I still haven't heard anything.

What do you call a grasshopper that forgot the words to "We Wish You a Merry Christmas?" A "hum" bug.

My pot smoking college roommate decided to choose Theology as his major. He’s now a high priest.

Did you hear about that massive chunk of gold? It’s au-fully heavy.

Did you hear about the Irish car prices? They're Dublin

Russia is considering banning the internet for most people, replacing it with a limited Russian propaganda version... It will be called the InterNYET.

Dog Barks And Gets Scared While Attempting To Remove Feather From Spiderweb

Did the Biden Admin Rely on the Taliban for Intelligence Leading to the Tragic Death of Our Allies?

Why do they call them lifts in the UK & elevators in the US? Because we’re raised differently.

So my wife dared doubt my craftsmanship when I was changing over the light switch. Haha, she's in for a shock!

My wife teases me with ice cream bc she knows I’m lactose intolerant. She really milks it too.

What do flat-earthers call global warming? Toast

Every birthday, my uncle Guiseppe used to cook me a meal He'd say, "That was the pasta, this is the present."

What's the difference between a riddle and an elephant sitting on a bun? One is conundrum and the other is a bununderhim.

What do you call a recently hired conductor who’s still learning the job skills? A trainee

Gina Carano & Michael Knowles TARGETED by Instagram?

Taliban shown trolling President Biden in recent photos

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Jcalz216

Durham's Indictment of Prominent Democratic Lawyer Michael Sussman Reveals the Dems' Bag of Tricks

Candace Owens Reacts to George Bush's 9/11 Memorial Speech

The US Border Is Falling, Illegal Immigrants Go BACK AND FORTH, Democrats Subverted The Republic

Riots ERUPT Over COVID Lockdown And Vaccine Mandates, Police TRAMPLED, BLM Plans NYC Protest

RIDICULOUS! They Call Ivermectin HORSE MEDICINE Then Push Remdesivir | Dr. Omar Hamada | Huckabee

THIS TYRANNY NEEDS TO STOP!

HORROR: FDA Bought Fetal Heads for Humanized Mice Experiments

CREEPY Video Shows People Worshipping Pfizer Like A Cult, Celebrities Flout COVID Rules At Emmys

Ep. 1608 An Online Investigator Exposes A Troubling Connection - The Dan Bongino Show

Doocy Blasts Biden Admin For MASSIVE Hypocrisy Of Migrants Along Border Not Needing Vax Cards

Nancy Pelosi Believes The GOP Is A Cult, Leftists Live In An Upside-Down Fake Reality

Entire US-Mexico Border Wall To Be TORN DOWN?! Democrats Reveal Their Plan for America's Future

AOC could face investigation after Met Gala stunt | Liz Wheeler and Dave Rubin

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Sep 20, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by guru

LIKE A BOSS COMPILATION 192

As I thought, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens....

Joe, what do you call a firearm made out of salt? A salt rifle?

I won the prize for "Largest litter of rabbits!" but only by a hare.

I once had a box of tin soldiers, I’d often take them to bed, I’d get bored of Generals and Colonels I played with my Private’s instead

Well I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a kilo And I was like 0mg

Meanwhile in Australia....

Trump accuses Fauci of silence on COVID

Joe Biden created a National Phenomenon

A group of dogs is a pack. A group of crows is a murder. What is a group of Karen's? A Home Owners Association.

Two pilots are taking off when a bird nearly hits the windshield. The captain says "Looks like a close encounter of the bird kind."

A criminal was trying to hot-wire a car and accidentally electrocuted himself. He got charged with battery.

What did the hole in the ground say to the oil rig? I’m bored.

What do you call a woodland creature that takes your car without your permission? Common deer?

Who can drink an entire gallon and gasoline and survive? Jerry Can.

Biden will NEVER get my guns I keep them upstairs.

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students? Watch closely. I’m only going to do this once.

How YOU Can SELF-PUBLISH as a Patriot!!!

Katie Hopkins: A Message for Matt Half-Cock

INSANE Angry Vax Lady is Not Persuasive

Reacting to Crazy TikTok Sheep Lady

10 Killed, 7 of them children, in mistaken drone strike. Biden's bad, Afghanistan!

France pushes to intercept Europe-Australia Free Trade Agreement

Not a fair characterisation to 'accuse' Australia of 'bad faith' over submarine deal

The Socialist Squad Spends HOW MUCH On Their Own Police?

Can We Still Call America a Republic?

General Milley Needs to Be Court Martialed

A Look at Life in Minneapolis After the George Floyd Incident

Leftists Are LYING About Caring, Their Dehumanization Of The Unvaccinated Is Proof

If The Truth Was A Lie

Why can you charge your phone with a bee from America? Because it's a USB

What color is the wind? Blew

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