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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Someone keyed the music teacher's car Fortunately, the damage seems to B Minor.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Why are bacteria so bad at math? Because they multiply by dividing.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Why are bacteria so bad at math? Because they multiply by dividing.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Pro Palestinians ATTACK Jewish People In NYC, Lob Explosives At Crowd Injuring Woman
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Paul Warfield Tibbets Jr. (23 February 1915 – 1 November 2007) was a brigadier general in the United States Air Force. He is best known as the pilot who flew the B-29 Superfortress known as the Enola Gay (named after his mother) when it dropped ...
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Sadie walks Chief
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Joe Biden SNAPS💥
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Mahavishnu Orchestra - Meeting Of The Spirits/You Know You Know
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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John McLaughlin & Shakti "Joy" (Live Montreux 1976)
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Extreme Target Accuracy | Ultimate Compilation
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve breakfast here".
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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I went to see a psychic and knocked on her door. She said "Who is it?" so I left.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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I have a friend... His name is Cam Ping. He's always so in-tents.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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I'm getting tired of these targeted ads. I just saw one for funeral services ffs! That's the last thing I need!
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Some people think guns are beautiful. I think tasers are stunning.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Why couldn’t the sailor play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Before the surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle... It was an ether/oar situation.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Biden’s Inflation and Bitcoin’s Promise! My Interview with Bob Kudla of Trade Genius
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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PART 2: Court Packing and the Fate of Roe v Wade
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Oregon Counties Officially Voted To SECEDE Over Failed Democrat Policies, Texans Push Secession Bill
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Why Candace Is Hopeful For America
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Cop Pushes CAR Off Trapped Woman In Heroic Act Of Bravery, Good Stories NEVER Really Go Viral
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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What type of tomato smells best? A Roma
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Armed robbers. Some say they're a drain on society. But you've got to give it to them...
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Just joined a dating group for arsonists.... Got a match straight away.
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Personally I think you should start the day off with a meal of French mushrooms ...Breakfast of champignons
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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I bought a pair of Meatloaf underpants The front says "I would do anything for love", and the back says "but I won't do that".
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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I have a few female horses, but one of them always starts freaking out while riding at night She's my worst night mare.
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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When I’m older and can afford it, I want to commission an artist to make a bust of me But that’s getting a head of myself.
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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What do you call an Irish child that is bouncing off the walls? Rick O'Shay
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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I invented a new golf ball for amateurs that will automatically go in the hole if you get it within four inches. Disclaimer: Do not carry it in your back pocket!
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Venice Beach, CA Has Become A Homeless WASTELAND Democrat Leadership, They Are DESTROYING It
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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IS MERIT RACIST? Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 94
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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PART 1: Danielle D'Souza Gill Reveals How the Left Isn't Pro-Choice, But Pro-Abortion
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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YES - "Clap" written & performed by Steve Howe
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Steve Howe - Mood For A Day
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Dogs Chase Owner as He Swings on Rope
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Dog Runs On Treadmill As Another Dog Sleeps On the Couch
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Anglerhunter
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Philadelphia Elects INSANELY Progressive District Attorney, Democrats LOVE Crime And Want More
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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How do fish get high? Sea weed.
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Flood lights.
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Did you hear the local concrete plant was flooded last week? They're having a hard time moving inventory now.
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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.
May 20, 2021May 2021

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Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it. I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons.
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?" Wife: "I clean the toilet " Husband: "How does that help?" Wife: "I use your toothbrush."
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Candace Chimes In On The Chrissy Teigen Controversy
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Deranged USA Today Editor Says Republicans Are Worse Than Terrorists
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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The history of poison stretches from before 4500 BCE to the present day. Poisons have been used for many purposes across the span of human existence, most commonly as weapons, anti-venoms, and medicines. Archaeological findings prove that while ...
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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First grenades. Rudimentary incendiary grenades appeared in the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire, not long after the reign of Leo III (717–741) Byzantine soldiers learned that Greek fire, a Byzantine invention of the previous century, could not ...
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Hamas attacks are a bid for 'relevance' and to attract financial support
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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This is why I will always stand with Israel against TERRORISTS in Gaza
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Two plus two equals racist: Woke mob claim mathematics is 'inequitable'
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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'There is no end to this Chinese expansionism': Alan Jones
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Biden Rude to Graduating Military (comedian K-von reveals Joe's hatred)
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Gun Activist Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle Almost Kills a Man (Allegedly)
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Ellen Ends Show as Ratings Plummet
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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When even the aides don't trust 'Aviator Joe', we can't have confidence in him 'leading the free world
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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If you want a lucrative, reliable career, 'get a degree in gender studies or white privilege'
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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.
May 20, 2021May 2021

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My girlfriend just sent me a message saying, "helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative". What does ternative mean?
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Gentle Giant - I Lost My Head 1976
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Gentle Giant BBC 1978 - Free Hand
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Gentle Giant - On Reflection 1978 BBC
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Kat Cammack Reveals How Facebook Facilitates Human Smuggling Across the Border
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Rolls Royce. Wow,” I said. “That’s an amazing car.” He replied, “If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I’ll get another one next year!”
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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I have an empty school hall for sale. Assembly required.
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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Well, I just got a very bitter complaint that the polo mallet I sold on ebay was too short I told him to get off his high horse.
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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My mate Tom lost his two big toes in an accident. We now call him ... Tomatoes.
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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I took British Airlines to court after losing my luggage. The judge threw it out because we had no case.
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May 20, 2021May 2021

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I used to go into shopping centres and rotate the body parts of the mannequins... I don't think everyone noticed, but I certainly turned a few heads.
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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.
May 20, 2021May 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Jilly59
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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Philadelphia District Attorney Funded By Soros May LOSE In Primary To Tough-On-Crime Prosecutor
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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Parler Is BACK, And You'll Never Guess Who Their New CEO Is
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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A fire hydrant with a suit walks into a bar The barman says “you look quite extinguished”
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a shoe with no grip? A slipper.
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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My least favorite food? Sausage, specifically from Germany. They're the wurst.
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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I gave my one last warning about using her whistle around me. Unfortunately, she blew it.
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup. Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: "Well? Are you still coughing?" The patient replies: "No, I am afraid to."
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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I filled out a form wrong and accidentally gave a patient a bag of the wrong blood type. It was a Type-O
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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I have finally found my path in life.. Socio
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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News Outlets Have a Quid Pro Quo Agreement with Hamas
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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Arkansas Man STOPS Mass Shooting & No One Is Talking About It, Gun Owners Are WINNING In Many States
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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TERMINATING ROE V. WADE Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 93
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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Gun Control Activist SHOCKED Leftist Media Is No Longer Lying For Him Now That Biden Is In Office
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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Viral Video Shows Pro Palestinian Group HUNTING Jewish People In LA, Brutally Attacking Them
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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When are riptides dangerous? Currently.
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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What do you call someone who has never paid attention to ants? Ignorant.
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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.
May 19, 2021May 2021

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The double quarter pounder with cheese from McDonald’s holds a special place in my heart. Mainly in the Coronary artery.
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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NO CHARGES Handed Down In Case Of Andrew Brown Police Shooting, BLM Riots Are Ramping Up Again
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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New Radicals - You Get What You Give (Official Music Video)
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Simka
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a fish with two knees? A two knee fish.
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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What should you do if you are addicted to sea weed? Sea kelp.
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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Bitcoin CRASHING BAD, The Rich Are SCAMMING You Into Panic Selling, Inflation Warnings Are REAL
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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My brother has been writing a stage drama about a dictionary and a thesaurus. I'm really looking forward to it. I love a play on words.
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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Bryan Ferry - Let's Stick Together
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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NOTHING Will Make Them Remove Their Masks!
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May 19, 2021May 2021

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The local dentist received an award for being the best dentist in town. Know what they gave him? A little plaque.
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