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Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, “This changes everything.”
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Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she’s hot but honestly… I’m not a fan.
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Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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I used to think I was indecisive but now I’m not too sure.
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Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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Smoking will kill you… bacon will kill you… and yet, smoking bacon will cure it.
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Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.
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Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey.
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Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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Facebook Fact-Checking Calls CDC Fake News, Backfires In HILARIOUS Blunder
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Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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From High School Dropout to BITCOIN MULTI-MILLIONAIRE — Erik Finman
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Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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Do Democrats Believe They Can Trick Americans This Way? | Jim Jordan | POLITICS | Rubin Report
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Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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Candace Owens and @Ben Shapiro: From Nothing to Conservative Stardom
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Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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Katie Hopkins: One simple question please
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Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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Katie Hopkins: Katie's Arms from Insta LIVE 8pm on Fridays
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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They Flip-Flopped AGAIN!
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said: “Are you two an item?
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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Do Transformers get car, or life insurance?
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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Do you know what I love most about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt. And that’s just in the hot dogs.
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table? Sir Cumference.
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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Why did the baby cookie cry? Its mother was a wafer so long.
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@SpeckledNanner
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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Sad But True - Democrat Run Cities Seem to be Having a Murder Olympics
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@Irwin
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@Marc07
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@SpeckledNanner
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Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

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"Madam Speaker, You Are Not God!" Angry Madison Cawthorn EXPLODES on House Floor
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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When Did Candace Owens Become A Conservative?
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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Australia Deploys Military To Enforce COVID Lockdown, Biden Calls For National Vaccine Mandate
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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Liz Wheeler Show Locals VIP Q&A
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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Katie Hopkins BoycottCosta? Nah! We don’t need sht coffee anyway
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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SENDING BACK THE CUBANS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep3
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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Al Di Meola - "Yesterday" - Official Music Video
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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Blackmore's Night - "Four Winds" (Official Music Video)
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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The Alan Parsons Symphonic Project "Sirius" - "Eye In The Sky" (Live in Colombia)
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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Documentary Shows How GOOGLE Resembles Communist CHINA With Surveillance
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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SF DA Publicly DEFENDS Criminal And Dealers, Americans Want Congressional Hearing Of BLM Riots
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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YES - Owner of a Lonely Heart
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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Why does the selective Ghost only haunt Bars and Pubs..? ... He's addicted to Boos
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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How did the dog survive a flood? Because it was a good buoy
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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My wife and kids are threatening to walk out of the house because of my addiction to horse racing. And they’re off!
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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My doctor told me that, due to an obscure medical condition, I would never be able to feel shocked or frightened ever again. I wasn't surprised.
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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So I met a lumber jack in a pub last night. Great feller
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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So now it’s cool to walk into the bank with gloves and a mask but when i wanted to do it, it was a felony
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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So my girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying "Sorry, this isn't working." Then I opened the fridge and it was still working. Phew, I thought something bad is going to happen today.
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Tim Pool
Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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GOP Slams Pelosi Over Ordering Mask Mandate Enforcement From Capitol Police
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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.
Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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The Military's Dishonorable Vaccine Mandate ft. Congressman Thomas Massie | The Liz Wheeler Show
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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In college I experimented with marijuana. I did it in snow and I did it in sleet But I did not in hail.
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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My favourite childhood memory is making mud pies with my grandad. Until mom found out and hid the urn.
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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I ran out of toilet paper so I started using old newspapers The Times are rough
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Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

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Tucker Carlson HARASSED in PUBLIC — Candace Owens Reacts
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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What is a hydraulic press’s favorite vegetable? SQUASH
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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Garlic The most effective social distancing enforcer.
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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Have you seen the film about an onion that turns into a spider? It's called Shallot's Web
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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My memory foam pillow has amnesia.
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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I accedentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a concushion.
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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To the person who stole my pillow I will not rest until I find you!
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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Candace Owens EXPOSES the Deep State’s CORRUPTION
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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CNN Video Leak Catches AOC Is MASSIVE LIE, CNN Complicit In AOC Lying About Jan 6th
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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NYT Article Says Non-Citizens Should Vote, Notes It Would Help Democrats And DESTROY The Republicans
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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Ted Cruz Drops Nukes on Senate Floor Over Democrat Power Grab
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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CRIME AND THE DEMOCRATS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep2
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup.”
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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Biden's Eviction Crisis May Destroy US Economy In TWO DAYS
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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What are the Runaway Texas Democrats Running From?
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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Why the Jan 6 Hearing is Political Theater and Nothing More
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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Katie Hopkins - NOTHING WEIRD TO SEE HERE!!…cough…
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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Simone Biles Is Not a Hero | Ep. 30
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Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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Here's Why Logan Paul's "Anti-Racist" Rant Is WRONG
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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De Blasio Says "The Voluntary Phase is OVER" Orders Vaccine Mandates, Demands Vaccine Passports
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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Biden Inflation Causes Wages To DROP, Economy Facing Collapse As MILLIONS About To Get Evicted
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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OLYMPIC FAIL Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep1
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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I saw this bloke chatting-up a cheetah. I thought: ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper – dicing with death.
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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Australia’s reliance on China has seen ‘jobs lost’: Pauline Hanson
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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ARREST Warrant Issued For Democrat For Illegally Blocking Bill, Democrats Literally Beg For CANDY
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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Gladys Berejiklian 'proves' she does not have the 'common touch' to lead people of NSW
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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Incredibly Fast Workers 2021 | Ultimate Compilation
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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Democrat Clowns Embarrass Themselves During "January 6th" Hearing
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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'Papa' John SLAMS Cancel Culture, Explains How He Was Set Up To Be Called A Racist
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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Republicans Didn't Modify Section 230 When They Had the Chance, What Now?
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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What You Were Told About Jan. 6th Is a Lie | Ep. 29
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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Why was the math teacher late to work? She took the rhombus.
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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My favorite word is "drool." It just rolls off the tongue.
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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I'm terrified of elevators so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A steak out!
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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What kind of dogs love car racing? Lap dogs!
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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What kind of streets do ghosts haunt? Dead ends!
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine? It was about a weak back!
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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Before the invention of the wheel… everything was a drag!
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import.
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Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
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