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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

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I'm really excited for the next autopsy club. It's open Mike night!

Dog and Owner Float Together in the Water With an Inflatable Pool Ring

I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory loss. The first thing he did was make me pay in advance.

It’s hard, being a cop in Alaska. You have to ask things like “What were you doing on the night from 10th December till 10th January?”

A man attempted to hijack a bus full of Japanese tourists. The police have 7561 photos of him.

Can you tell a bald guy a hair-raising story?

Meanwhile in a parallel universe: Where are all these extra single socks coming from?

Need cheering up? Start a fight with somebody when they have the hiccups.

Democrats Lie And GOP Rep CRIES At Capitol Hearing, Antifa And BLM Riots Downplayed By Democrats

Ep. 1571 The Definitive Guide To Liberal Propaganda - The Dan Bongino Show

The Empty People | Ep. 762

An Offer You Can’t Refuse | Ep. 814

Look out below the D.C Chief of police is droppin truth 💣! Costa Rica is an a-hole at the Olympics.

AOC's Epic Rant Blames WHITE PRIVILEGE for Everything

HOME OF THE BRAVE? Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep140

White Liberals WARNED: Don't Send Your Kids To Ivy Leagues!

California Democrat SHOCKED After Being Mugged By A 'Kid,' Democrat Policies MADE Crime Skyrocket

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Jul 27, 2021Jul 2021

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What Do Democrats Think About White People? | Ep. 28

What’s the definition of surprise? A fart with a lump in it.

So a vowel saves another vowel’s life. The other vowel says, “Aye E! I owe you!”

What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European.

What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.

I invented a new word today: Plagiarism.

If two vegans fight, is it still considered a beef?

There is a fine line between numerator and denominator.

I talk to myself. Sometimes I just need expert advice.

Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.

If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned? Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't ...

If ever society collapses and we resort to cannibalism... Vegans meat will be the most expensive because they’re grass fed.

My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor. More on this after the break.

LIFE AFTER ROE Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep139

French Senate Approves PRISON For People Who Can't Prove Vaccination, Riots ERUPT Around The World

Are Half The People in America This Clueless?

Katie Hopkins Football supporters caught in the crosshairs of targeted vaccine comms

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

The Lego shop reopens tomorrow, but I recommend avoiding it for the time being. People will be lined up for blocks.

I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me.

Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.

If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get “Gnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...Absolutely nothing.

What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.

If there’s one thing that always makes me throw up...It’s a dart board on the ceiling.

What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase? A branch manager!

If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?

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Guitars and Guitarists - All Genres of Music Welcome

Jul 26, 2021Jul 2021

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Top Ten New Guitars Coming Out In 2021 | Best Upcoming Releases

Crime of the century - Supertramp - Live in Paris '79

Top Ten GUITAR COLLECTIONS In The World

Supertramp - Bloody Well Right (Live In Paris '79)

Homesteading Expert Answers Question Of Whether People Should FLEE Cities NOW

Another nail has been put into the ⚰ of racism, The Cleveland Indians have changed their name!

CANDACE OWENS: Black Americans Should NOT Be Worrying About Racism

Tim Pool Argues That Critical Theory CONTRADICTS The Civil Rights Act Of 1964

My upholstery business failed. I'm still trying to recover.

The vaccine's trial should be done on politicians first If they survive the vaccine is safe, if they don't the country is safe.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 25, 2021Jul 2021

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Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back? He was dead lifting

My Alaskan sled dog was barking but no sound came out... It turns out he was on Mala-mute

Asked Mother whether it was okay to make fun of her age now. She asked if i even knew how old she was, told her "No, carbon dating is expensive"

If everyone in the United States drove a pink automobile what would we have? a pink carnation

I got a book titled ‘A Guide to Surgical Procedures’. I opened it up and the appendix was missing.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 25, 2021Jul 2021

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What do you get when you stack two lasagnas on top of each other? One lasagna.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 25, 2021Jul 2021

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Why couldn’t the backbone play the piano? He only knew the spinal chord

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 25, 2021Jul 2021

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I finally hung up all of my pencil drawings. But i'm afraid it makes my house look kinda sketchy..

Peaceful Divorce Is More LIKELY Than Civil War But Blue And Red Areas Will Fragment

The new normal could be 'masks forever and no big crowds'

How Coordinated Is the Effort to Cover-Up Covid?

DC Police Chief GOES OFF On Criminals AND Soft LEADERSHIP!

Katie Hopkins SPEAKS at Trafalgar Square

CANDACE OWENS: “Black people are DYING because of Black Lives Matter”

‘There is something seriously wrong with the leader of the free world’

Logan Paul Delivers TEXTBOOK BRAINWASHED Speech On RACE!

TikTok Is BRAINWASHING You

Katie Hopkins FREEDOM RALLY LONDON

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Jul 24, 2021Jul 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@Andronicus4

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jul 24, 2021Jul 2021

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YES - The Ice Bridge (Official Video)

Friendly Dog Tries to Play With Cat Who Hisses and Paws at him Angrily

Dog and Puppy Play Tug of War With Colorful Leash

Dog Brings Big Branch of Tree From Forest and Hands it to Their Owner

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Jul 24, 2021Jul 2021

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Epic Backflip Wins Vs. Fails & More! | People Are Awesome Vs. FailArmy

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Guitars and Guitarists - All Genres of Music Welcome

Jul 24, 2021Jul 2021

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How to get GOOD at ACOUSTIC GUITAR (my philosophy)

US Rep, of Cuban Exiles, Humiliates Idiotic Witness in House Hearing Over Cuba

Jen Psaki Tries to Twist the Truth About Hunter Biden's Corrupt "Art" Racket

Democrats Vote To Force Women To Be Drafted Into The Military, Refusal To Sign Up Is A Felony

Just a adopted a from the local blacksmith, soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.

I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.

What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.

My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.

What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.

5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.

The Texas election bills do not take us back to Jim Crow

Trans women should not be allowed in women’s prisons

Watch Dr. Fauci go ballistic because he gets caught in a lie

BORDER INVASION Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep138

Katie Hopkins: KTs Arms - Coping with feeling like this life is not one you want to live xx

LA Restaurants Closing As Lockdowns On The Horizon In Response To Covid Delta Variant Cases

Did Biden Officials Unmask Tucker Carlson? ft. Fred Fleitz | The Liz Wheeler Show

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