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Jan 22, 2021Jan 2021

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WHAT DO YOU CALL A PAPER AIRPLANE THAT CAN’T FLY? Stationary.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest kids? . Ask your mum!

who sent you, birb?https:

Pit Bull Sharky the Bodyguard Dog VS Mr. Rooster ATTACKS.https:

Husky totally confused by German Shepherd puppy addition.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=ukNA9vzYY6k

This Congresswoman Just Filed Articles of Impeachment On Joe Biden.https:

Biden EXPOSED As the REAL Liar.https:

Now the Left LOVES Walls, Military Presence, and Police.https:

THE DAY AFTER Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep9.https:

They TURNED OFF COMMENTS on Biden's Inauguration After They Get DESTROYED! Hilarious!https:

Golden Retriever Netta meets a baby for the first time.https:

I used to correct my friends’ grammar, but I stopped. That’s because I decided it’s better to have friends than to always be right.

Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes? A “cereal” killer.

The urge to sing "the lion sleeps tonight" is never more than a whim away.

I asked my friend how his first day working down the sewer went. He said he felt drained.

Ninety nine out of every 100 people have fallen over drunk at some time... what a staggering statistic.

Trump Floats New "Patriot Party," Angering Republicans And Suggesting The Trump Era Is NOT Over.https:

Donald Trump Is Nothing Like What the Media Says... I Know Because I’ve Met Him.https:

Don’t Listen to the Media Donald Trump Will Be Remembered As a Champion.https:

Trump's Final Speech As President.https:

WALLS WORK ! Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep8.https:

Mark Dice...WHAT'S NEXT FOR US?https:

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jan 20, 2021Jan 2021

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Les Paul with Joe Satriani.https:

Jimeoin on Dogs Moaning.https:

The Worst World Leader in History - The Epic of Terth.https:

Golden Retriever Attacked by Kitten.https:

The Left Is Trying to Turn Trump Supporters Into Enemies of the State.https:

Tragedy vs Evil. Jordan B Peterson.https:

Golden retriever imitating ambulance siren.https:

Joe Biden Picks The First Transgender Health Official.https:

Mitch McConnell is a worm.

Your so old, you DJ’d at the Boston Tea Party. Your so old that your first job was to help invent fire. Your so old, you went to an antique auction and three people bid on you. Your so old, I asked to see your birth certificate, and you handed...

Your so old, you went to school before they had a history class. Your so old, when you read the bible, you reminisce about the good ole days. Your so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake. Your so old, your blood type was discontinued....

Kamala Harris Has Invented a Civil Rights History for Herself.https:

Dog VS Dinosaur.https:

TRUMP’S LEGACY: A MAN IN FULL Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep7https:

Biden's WOKE Health Secretary Has A BAD Track Record!https:

Hillary Clinton Has Nancy Pelosi On Her Podcast. It's As Bad As You'd Expect.https:

Trump Releases Farewell Video In Last Day As President.https:

Les Paul with Chet Atkins Iridium N.Y.C. 1996.https:

Les Paul with Brian May from the band Queen.https:

The Rise Of Fascism Disguised As Anti-Fascism.https:

Putin. "Did you get the cigars I sent"? Clinton. "I'm not sure, I'm off my meds".

ZZ Top - Gimme All Your Lovin' (Live)https:

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

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Les Paul with ZZ Top.https:

Getting old. Your so old, when you were young, rainbows were black and white. Your so old, your watch was a sun dial. Your so old, you have an autographed Bible. Your so old , there’s fossils at your wedding anniversary.

Your so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to your apartment. Your so old, your family tree starts with you. Your so old, you walked into an antique store and they kept you. Your so old you bought your first car from Fred Flintstone.

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

DOUBLE STANDARDS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep. 6https:

Melania Trump Posts "Farewell Message" As Liberals Melt Down.https:

It's been a long day.

Mark Dice. They've Shown Their Cards.https:

Better luck tomorrow.

A mind-blowing Sitar player.https:

Crankin' Up the 3-String Shovel Guitar!https:

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jan 18, 2021Jan 2021

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AC/DC - Highway to Hell.https:

That Vegan Teacher Is Spreading Lies About Me.https:

Matt Damon exempted from hotel quarantine, isolating in private NSW residence.https:

1968 Dodge Dart Hemi start up.https:

Dodge charger 1969 r/thttps:

Twitter Allows Pro-Genocide Tweets From China While Banning Conservatives.https:

I lost my mood ring yesterday. I don't know how I feel about that.

Superman lost all of his money on a digital currency scheme. It was his cryptonite.

I lost my Italian friend... He pasta away.

I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time.

My name is Joe Biden and... I forget this message.

Why are people with foot fetishes always losers? Because they love the smell of defeat!

Stubborn Husky throws hilarious temper tantrum.https:

Why the Left Is AFRAID to Debate You.https:

A man died after drinking varnish. It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.

What’s the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.

Why does Wally only wear stripes? He doesn’t want to be spotted.

What grades did the pirate get on his report card? Seven Cs.

I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s something I can really see myself doing.

What is the definition of a bigamist? A fog in Italy.

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

AC/DC - Shot In The Dark.https:

Pitbull vs Killer Chihuahua.https:

Tiny chihuahua puppy adorably teases sleepy American bulldog.https:

A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned. A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.

Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits! I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.

Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business. My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.

I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.

Dan Bongino “Is there anyone more feared in America right now than James O’Keefe of Project Veritas”.https:

Dog overreacts to dropping toy.https:

The Twitter Employee Who Banned TrumpHas Been EXPOSED.https:

So an atheist is hiking in the woods when he stumbles across a huge hungry grizzly bear. The bear rears up to full height and gives a roar as it leans in toward the man. The atheist screams in terror "Oh God, help me!!!" Suddenly, everything--> the ...

Keep talking. AOC: I Was Not Safe in Secure Location.

It's Time for Republicans to Treat Biden Like Democrats Treated Trump.

Bernese Mountain Dog Puppy vs Lemon.

Retro Gaming with Ozzy Man & Mozza: Mario Kart.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=3k29ZjZQBEU

Garbage Truck You Had One Job.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=OxmQU9Dvb7c

Biscuit has the hiccups.https:

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