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Jun 9, 2021Jun 2021

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Supreme Court UNANIMOUSLY Rules Against Illegal Immigrants, Biden Admin Sends Mixed Signals

I was attacked by a flock of sheep and was sent to the hospital... Luckily, I was only grazed.

I knew a man whose work focused specifically on designing draw bridges... of course, this was before his suspension.

A fish told Greta that any fin is possible, just don’t trout yourself!

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@GlenGardner20

Professor Rob Koons Explains How the Left Took Over Education

I once had a fight with Superman We decided the loser has to wear his underwear over his clothes for the rest of his life.

I was forced to swallow purple food color. I feel violated.

I just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook groups because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.

I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living. He can’t take it, but he can dish it out.

How you make samurai run away? You sho gun

I'm not thrilled my wife is into bondage but my hands are tied

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system? I don't know.

Why did the straw learn karate? There were too many tired people hitting the hay

Kamala Harris Appears Possessed By the Spirit of DONALD TRUMP

CA Judge Gives Gun Owners HUGE Win In Decision To Overturn Ban On 'Assault Weapons' In State

TRUMP VINDICATED Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 106

Here’s the TRUTH About the Logan Paul Vs Floyd Mayweather FIGHT!!!

Biden Calls Women "Birthing People," SCOTUS Effectively UPHOLDS All Male Draft As Nation Fractures

Melanie-Brand New Key -((Composer Melanie Safka))

Dozens Of Congressional Offices Hit By Ransomware Attack, Panic ERUPTS After Massive Internet Outage

Joe Biden's Least Favorite Song? Stairway to Heaven.

I just dropped my phone in the bath. Now it's syncing.

The only thing Flat-Earthers fear is sphere itself.

The local wig shop got broken into last night They've had to replace all the locks

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 8, 2021Jun 2021

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Did you hear about the fly that entered a cow's ear and ended up in milk pail the next morning? It went into one ear and out the udder.

I have a list of friends who love palindromes! Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, ...

Kamala Harris Is Heckled In Guatemala, Their President BLAMES BIDEN For Their Immigration Troubles

Don't Lie To Me Albert King with Stevie Ray Vaughan

The Allman Brothers Band - Whipping Post - 9/23/1970 - Fillmore East (Official)

Stevie Ray Vaughan - Texas Flood (from Live at the El Mocambo)

TO LOVE SOMEBODY by Janis Joplin

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jun 8, 2021Jun 2021

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MELANIE Look What They've Done To My Song, Ma ('71)

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 8, 2021Jun 2021

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Where do pigs live in Germany? Ham-burg

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 8, 2021Jun 2021

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Did you hear that doctors were able to replace a stamen with a pistil? It was the first successful trans-plant.

Ghost Riders In The Sky Gayageum ver. by Luna

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Skkaarj

The US Now Prepping For WAR With China, Dispatching Air Force Across Pacific, Taiwan Faces Invasion

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 8, 2021Jun 2021

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I wrote down the names of all the people I hate, but my roommate used the paper to roll up his joint. Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to see again.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 8, 2021Jun 2021

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Just finished building an Ikea shelf. I'm going to name it Joe. It's a bit shakey and leans slightly to the left.

PART 1: How Christianity Teaches True Freedom

PART 2: The Deeper Meaning of Self-Government

PART 3: Sohrab Ahmari Discusses the Modern Day Gnosticism

Russia started a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies. Nyetflix.

Popeye is seen as iconic in America, but how is he viewed in Finland? Oh, he's strong to the Finnish...

Freddy Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar at the same time... But, they didn't "planet"...

A Cable repairman was on my street today and he asked me what time it was. I replied "It is between 1 and 8 pm."

Along with "Antimatter" and "Dark Matter" we've recently discovered the existence of "Doesn't Matter" witch appears to have no affect on the universe at all.

What did cupid play before the harp was invented? The heart strings.

I have an empty school hall for sale. Assembly required.

Democrat Jim Clyburn Shows Off His Ignorance of History

THE COVID DECEPTION Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 105

Candace Owens: Americans need to wake up

Amazon Driver Beats Elderly Woman After She Refused To Check Her White Privilege, Complained

US Debt Clock Paints HORRIFYING Picture Of Future Inflation, The Economy Will Suffer

All my friends have such expansive bucket lists. Mine is just a little pail in comparison.

If you were to steal a historical figures research notebooks what you steal? Charles Darwin’s would be my natural selection.

How many birds can you fit under a Scotsmans kilt? Depends how big the perch is.

I doubt whiskey is the answer, But it's worth a shot.

Why do squirrels swim on their backs.. To keep their nuts dry

At first my wife was angry that I bought a hot-tub without asking her But she's slowly warming up to it

"What are your dogs names ?" "Calvin and Klein" "Like the underwear?" "They are boxers."

What is the only sized soft drink you can order in North Korea? Supreme Liter.

I'll never forget on the last day of vacation when the front desk dialed our room. That was a real wake-up call.

Conservatives Raise over $100k For AOC Grandmother, AOC Gets GoFundMe SHUT DOWN, We Can Do BETTER

Extremely Talented Strong Moms | People Are Awesome

Toddler Instantly Rips off Baby Proof Plate With Ease

A rip-roaring time! LION breaks into tourist vehicle on Crimea safari tour

Kid Juggling Football on His Feet Accidentally Hits Dad in Crotch

Asking Vaccinated People Why They’re Still Wearing A Mask Outside

Their Big Party Got Canceled 😂

Katie Hopkins: Are you REALLY having a medical procedure in order to go on holiday?

The Mamas & The Papas "Monday, Monday" on The Ed Sullivan Show

Johnny Winter - Highway 61 Revisited Live 2007 @ Crossroads Festival

The fireman looked at my burning car and said, “Any idea how it started?” I said, “I just had to use my keys.”

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? They checked the reviews... but we only had one star

What kind of crazy creature do you get when you mix a yak and a lion? A maney-yak.

Last week I was invited to play in a golf tournament At first I said, 'Naaahhh....' Then they said to me, 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids.' Then I thought......... Damn -- I could win this thing!!!

My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD. Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane.

Why are portholes/windows in boats round? So the water doesn’t hit the sailors square in the face!

Two blood cells met and fell in love... But alas, it was all in vein.

I asked the shopkeeper if he thought I should be refunded for my faulty abacus He told me not to count on it.

Within minutes, the detective figured out what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.

My father was born with a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth. I have an uncle, once removed.

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@bobbo666

B-52s - Rock Lobster (from With The Wild Crowd! Live In Athens, GA)

Dad's Quick Reflexes Saves Daughter From Getting Hit After Slipping on Algae-Covered Rocks

AOC Blasted For Neglecting Her Grandmother | Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jun 7, 2021Jun 2021

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The Hollies – Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress

Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride (Version 1969)

Journalism Is Becoming ACTIVISM As AP Fires Leftist Reporter And Andy Ngo Is Attacked

CNN's Brian Stelter Proves Himself to Be a Braindead Sycophant

Candid Camera Classic: Big TV, Tiny Picture!

AOC Tries Using Her Grandmother's Plight To SMEAR Trump, Twitter Has NONE Of Her Champagne Socialism

The oldest person ever whose age has been independently verified is Jeanne Calment (1875–1997) of France, who lived to the age of 122 years, 164 days. The oldest verified man ever is Jiroemon Kimura (1897–2013) of Japan, who lived to the age of ...

Carly Simon - You're So Vain (Live On The Queen Mary 2)

Cream Live Royal Albert Hall 1968 Full Concert

American Football Flop or Fantastic? Wins vs Fails! | PAA Vs. FailArmy

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