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Sep 19, 2021Sep 2021

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Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.

I bought a crystal ball but only ever predicted very cold winters. Turns out they sold me a snow globe.

Gen Z Gets Mean And Combative Online, Younger Generations Are Being DEMORALIZED

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Sep 19, 2021Sep 2021

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NPC in the middle of the road

Pet Dog Loves to Get His Hair Brushed

Puppy Plays With Huge Roller on the Floor

How to LEAD Your Community to FREEDOM!!!

Why are influencers afraid when they go to the woods alone at night? They're constantly being followed!

I love oversized clocks, big time.

I asked the baker if it was hard cutting the cake into equal slices He said, "It's a piece of cake!"

When I told my tailor I wouldn't be needing his services anymore He said "Fine, suit yourself"

A bass guitar and an oboe had an affair. It was very low key.

I said to my mate Noah: ‘You should change your surname to Fence... ...No offence.’

Coverups surrounding the Wuhan Institute of Virology are ‘extraordinary’

Police PEPPER-SPRAY & ARREST journalists in Melbourne

Why Are 10,000 Haitians Under A BRIDGE At The Southern Border?

Did you hear about the guy who won an award for having the most extra body parts? He won the Chernobyl Piece Prize.

What do you call a stoner who fell down a hill? Tumble weed

T-Shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt... Because of the short arms

You know I doubt whiskey is the answer but it's worth a shot.

What's the number one reason for requesting a medical marijuana card? "I need it for my joints!"

What do you call it when Richard Nixon hides the toothpaste? Colgate

I asked the plumber to install a garbage disposal on the bathtub drain... He looked at me like - I - was the psycho.

Pun enters a room, kills 10 people Pun in, 10 dead

Attention! To the person who stole my pillow. I will not rest until I find you!

Biden Border Crisis WORSENS As Administration Scrambles To Cover It Up

Will Americans Ever Be As Unified As We Were After 9/11?

Incredible Story: How One Bible Verse Eradicated CRT At Local School

Cryptocurrency Is A Positive Force As The Establishment LOSES CONTROL, But They'll Try To Control It

Katie Hopkins Thank you Young Black America xx

Nicki Minaj DOXES Journos Who Harassed Her Family, She's Being Red-Pilled On The Media

You’re Doing It Wrong! Fails of the Week | FailArmy

NYC Rolls Out NEW Booster Shots, Vaccine Mandates Are Getting WORSE

Candace Owens Reacts to AOC Referring to Women as “Menstruating Persons”

Top 28 Most Awesome Videos Of The Week | Best Of The Week

How close is England to the Sun?

Man Asks Woman A Trick Question About Pizza & She Continues To Get It Wrong!

Why didn't the pirates bathe before walking the plank? They figured they'd wash up on shore later.

So what do you call a strange hammer? An abnor-mallet-y!

It's sad how there's only limited options for aspiring mongers just fear, war and fish.

Paleontologists are celebrating the finding of the largest dinosaur tibia in recorded history It's a real shin-dig!

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Sep 18, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by guru

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.

Have you ever stopped and realized drinking water through a straw is . . . The opposite of snorkeling.

A frog went for a DNA test... The results came back 99.9% amphibian and a tad Polish.

I grilled a chicken for two hours. It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road.

You know sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

So my trip to the Egyptian Pyramids was great! I saw mummies of cats, dogs, and even donkeys! But I will not talk about the elephant in the tomb.

I Can’t wait to see the new movie “Caravan Park” The trailers look amazing.

Company LIES About Andy Ngo, Sides With Antifa As It Tries To Cancel Conservative News Site

MASSIVE Surge Of Illegal Immigration hits Texas Border, Biden BANS Drones From Filming Crisis

LOCK HIM UP Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 7

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Sep 17, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by guru

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Hare

A hot stove has something familiar to it but I can’t put my finger on it

What does kfc use to make its popcorn chicken? Chicken colonels.

My wife just text me: “What does IDK stand for?”. “I Don’t Know.” I replied A short time later she replied: “OMG! Nobody does!”

Every time my mom burns my grilled cheese sandwich I get a stomach ache... I guess I’m black toast intolerant.

I told my drums, cymbals, xylophones, gongs, bells, and rattles players to play their part twice... ...but they didn't, so there are going to be re-percussions.

So my friend who works as a beautician wants to learn Eastern European languages It sounds challenging, but I know she's going to nail Polish.

Why did the ghost get arrested? For possession

Which cartoon character curses the most? The Road Runner

How do exotic dancers make money? They go twerk.

You know what we should do to all those people who soak up government money and don’t work for it? Kick them outta office!

I was an exchange student in Chernobyl... There were so many extra-testicular activities

My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said "yeah it's pretty straightforward"

If you run in front of a bus you get tired. If you run behind the bus you get exhausted.

News Flash! Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves.

Best Worst Days Ever - Fails of the Week | FailArmy

Katie Hopkins THANK YOU STEADFAST AMERICANS

DeSantis SLAMS Biden For Cutting Therapeutics, Rubio Says Democrats Are PUNISHING Them Over Politics

New Hampshire Representative Files To SECEDE From The US

It's Been In the Works For a LONG Time

Candace Owens Explains Why She Didn't Post A 9/11 Tribute

Landlord Issues Vaccine Mandate For Tenants, Threatens To EVICT Them, LA Issues Vaccine Mandate

China Threatens To Send WARSHIPS To US Territory, Gen. Milley Subverted And Weakened The US Military

THE REAL COUP Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 6

Did Biden Lie? Psaki Dances Around Question Regarding Advisors' Recommendations On Afghanistan

Amy Coney Barrett's Speech is a Telling Revelation for Why Conservatives Lose

When I was young, I thought rich people bought Bose products and the rest of us had to settle for Sony. Turns out — that was just a stereotype.

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it.

How can you donate money to Taliban? Just pay your taxes in United States

McDonalds just released a new sandwich made entirely of beef lips. They're calling it the McJagger.

Have you heard of the new squirrel diet? It's just nuts.

I bought my daughter a brand new fridge for her birthday. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it....

I proudly showed my son, "Check this out! Bought a new shrub trimmer today!" He shrugged and replied, "That's great, dad." I continued... "It’s cutting hedge technology!"

Did You Pick Up On the Subliminal Racial Threat in AOC's 'Tax the Rich' Dress?

PART 1: Heroic Authors of the Texas Abortion Law Reveal How They Came Up With Its Ingenious Design

PART 2: Authors of the Texas Abortion Law Reveal Why it Will Survive the Impending Court Challenges

Nicki Minaj Says We Are Becoming Like Communist China, Tells People WAKE UP, Calls White House Liars

Mayor Threatens To CRIMINALLY CHARGE School Board For Disseminating Graphic Materials To Students

Nicki Minaj Gets SUSPENDED From Twitter After Clapping Back At Fake News About Vaccines

If the Gen. Milley Scandal is True Then He Staged A COUP Against President Trump

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Sep 16, 2021Sep 2021

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This Is Why Newsom Won | Ep. 50

The Biden Administration Killed an Innocent Man and His Whole Family

AOC's Edgy Dress Is Merely Performative HYPOCRISY In A Class-Based Cyber-Dystopia

THE DICTATOR Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 5

Massachusetts Deploys NATIONAL GUARD To Drive Kids To School In Economic Disaster

Biking Across A Lake & More! | Awesome Archive

Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Sep 15, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by guru

Why Can’t We Question Vaccine Efficacy? | Ep. 49

So what does the mechanic say after he's fixed your car's horn? Beep repaired.

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