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Jul 10, 2021Jul 2021

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What did communists use to light their homes before candles? Electricity

I regret having called my statistics professor an average person. I really didn't mean it.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink The bartender says for you no charge

Did you hear about the guy who got caught living on public transportation? Bus Ted

SF Gay Men Choir REMOVES Video Saying They Will Secretly Convert Your Children After MAJOR Backlash

AOC Begs Illegal Immigrants to Apply for Welfare, Shows Them How to Do It

Dozens killed in Bangladesh factory fire

My Take on Trump's Free Speech Lawsuit - This is Going to Be HUGE

THROWBACK: Candace Owens DISMANTLES the Black Lives Matter Movement

How Did Hunter Biden Get Away With Saying THIS?!

It's all in the packaging.

Amazing how that works.

More likely inside off their dial.

Seedy Attorney Michael Avenatti Gets What He Deserves - Prison

Scandal ERUPTS Over Tucker's Fight With NSA, Glenn Greenwald BLASTS NSA For Unmasking Tucker

SEE YOU IN COURT Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 8

What Lakota Man forgot to mention in his tweet

New Story PROVES Democrats Let Cities BURN In BLM Riots And Crimewaves In Order To Spite Trump

Gay Activists: "We're Coming For Your Children!" (San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus)

I found out my toaster oven isn't waterproof ... I was shocked!

I've often found that shoe salesmen make quite good detectives... They always know when something is afoot.

What's a clock when you take the batteries out? Ticked off.

What do you call the destruction of large acres of lands? A massacre.

If you remove everyone's eyelashes, no one bats an eye. But if you remove everyone's brains, everyone loses their minds.

My wife said last night "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game" Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance

The only thing Flat-Earthers fear is sphere itself.

BLM Declares That The American FLAG Is Fundamentally Racist, The Culture War Is REAL

Dozens Of Schools Teach Children That White People Are The Devil, CRT Has Been EXPOSED For its Evils

Pentagon Believes The World Is Moving Toward Nuclear WAR As China, Russia Build Nukes

Who Unmasked Tucker? | Ep. 21

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 9, 2021Jul 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@aoteaalbion

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Jul 9, 2021Jul 2021

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LIKE A BOSS COMPILATION 177

The Young Turks MOCKED By Leftists And Conservatives Alike As Shills For The Establishment

The Left's MALICIOUS Denial of Justice for Ashli Babbitt

Getting my kite stuck in a tree isn't my favorite thing... But it's up there.

I'm going to go buy a bathroom scale and some glasses tomorrow. My plans after that? Weight and see.

When you’re a toe hammer... Every problem is a toenail.

Why is Kim Jong-Un such a good gardener? Cause he's the supreme weeder.

Is 'The Vampire Diaries' even a good show? I heard the Characters suck a lot

Need to move some stolen merchandise? Good neighbors make good fences.

Journalists Humiliated With Breaking Tucker Story, They Don't Even GOOGLE New Stories As They Happen

Stores Panic Buy Food In Fear Something BIG Is Coming, Food Shortage Gets WORSE Amid Economic Crisis

Katie Hopkins: When was the last time you were offered a bribe in exchange for a medical procedure?

THROWBACK: Candace Owens DESTROYS Panel Members During White Supremacy Debate

Why Candace Owens Doesn’t Want Her Kids to Go to College

THE BEST AND THE WORST Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 7

BLM Group CONDEMNS The American Flag And ALL Who Wave It, BLM Are Anti-American Extremists

Leftists EXPOSED Grooming Children, Get Puff Piece in NYT DEFENDING Exposing Kids To Adult Content

When are bullies the most active? In the meantime.

If cats could talk They wouldn't.

Crop tops are very efficient. They don't let anything go to waist.

I locked myself out of the house earlier so I shouted through the letterbox to my cat to let me in. He said: “Me? How?”

My life was ruined by my obsession with video games. Fortunately, I had another two lives.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 8, 2021Jul 2021

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What’s Netflix’s biggest competitor? Sleep.

Tucker Carlson WAS Being Spied On, Media Admits It's TRUE After NSA Dismisses His Claim

The Vaccine Strike Force Is Coming | Ep. 20

How do physicians get into the hospital? the doc door

Today I messed up my signature on a cheque. It isn't a good sign.

NASA is currently developing a way to grow cashews on the Moon's soil... They're calling them Astro-nuts.

Recently a wine aged in space was put up for sale I wanted to buy it, but the price was astronomical.

A Pirate says to his Captain "The cannons be ready." the Captain replies "Are"

What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire? InterSTELLLLLLLAAAAAAAR

VIRAL: Parent BLASTS Critical Race Theory at School Board Meeting

Get Ready for a Chinese Invasion of Taiwan

Biden Says They're Going Door To Door To Help Unvaccinated People, Delta Plus Variant Causes Fear

Trump Launches MAJOR Class Actions Lawsuits Against Big Tech over Censorship, Democrats Mock Attempt

Trump Hilariously Mocks Fauci

GETTR DONE! Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 126

Supermarkets Are Stockpiling FOOD In Preparation For Some Kind Of Crash, They Can See It Coming

VICE Calls Journalists "Survivors" Of 1/6, Journalist Nearly CRIES Over Trauma Of The Insurrection

I read a book about a man who had plastic surgery. The preface was really good.

Last week, i tripped over my bike and really hurt myself. So i moved it into another room. But the next day, forgetting i moved it, i tripped again. So i moved it into another room. The next day, again I forgot, and I tripped again. So i moved it. ...

One day I was walking when I saw a man on a motorcycle. Suddenly a donkey came up kicked the man off the motorcycle, got on the motorcycle and then drove it away. And I thought to myself, “That’s badass“.

Opened up the shed today and realized my handsaw needed tuning It was a bit sharp

What do you call an uncool beet? A square root

A guy phoned and asked if I was interested in switching to an alternative energy supply... I said “ No, I think I’ll stick with food thanks!”

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Jul 7, 2021Jul 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@dixiedog

San Francisco Official Says People Who FLEE Decaying City Are Leaving Because Of RACISM, Not Crime

Dog Dances While Sitting on Her Butt And Moving Her Forelegs

Baby Laughs at Dog Running On Couch

Capitol Police EXPANDING Around US Using 1/6 As Excuse For Power, Democrats Push For NATIONAL Police

Talking with Biden Voters 😂

What a Classic Text Can Tell Us About the Pandemic and Godlessness

Liz Calls Bullsht | Ep. 19

Katie Hopkins - FACT CHECK. Guardian’s 2m and 10m? Bllocks. READ Beyond the Headlines.

LIKE A BOSS COMPILATION 151 - Amazing People 2020

The Major Part of Our History that the Left Leaves Out

Guys, bad news... I have been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Docs call it feefiphobia.

What do you call a strange hammer? An abnor-mallet-y!

Did anybody hear the one about the lad who tied his shoe laces using just the power of his mind? Thought knot.

I'm thinking of buying some Velcro strips for my sneakers, and getting rid of the laces. I mean, why knot?

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 7, 2021Jul 2021

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My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer... I guess she'll have to flip a coin.... Heads or Tales.

Two old men sat in a library and one asked the other have you read Marx? I think it comes from sitting on these wicker chairs for too long he replied

I buy all my guns from a T. Rex He's my small arms dealer.

I lived with stoners in college and suffered terrible side effects... For years afterward, I thought I was funny.

Which cartoon character curses the most? The Road Runner.

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