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Aug 15, 2021Aug 2021

So two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

So I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

The invisible man married the invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

Democratic Policies Trigger MASS Resignation As MILLIONS Consider Quitting Their Jobs

Did you hear about the antiques collector who found an old Coca Cola lamp? She was soda lighted.

What was the reporter doing in the ice cream shop? Getting the scoop.

A dragon walks into a bar. "It's hot in here" he says. "Shut your mouth" says the waiter.

Learning to sleep upside down is hard for bats, but eventually they get the hang of it.

What did the dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot.

A wife says to her husband that a moose is falling from the sky. The husband looks and says, it's just reindeer.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "wow I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop", goes the weasel.

I once met a pig that did karate. We called him Pork Chop.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.

Democrats REALLY Believe The Economy Is FINE, This Is What Happens When People CHECK OUT

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore… But he did have a hand in it.

What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats.

My leaf blower doesn’t work. It just sucks!

This funeral is a grave affair.

I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it. It's a legend.

People in the Navy must be on Santa's OTHER list Because they're naughty-cal

What do you call a five year old's to do list? A playlist.

More Than SIXTY People Test Positive For Covid On Martha's Vineyard After Obama Party

Katie Hopkins Breaks Into Australia & the nonsense of quarantine

Arnold Schwarzenegger Says 'SCREW Your Freedom' On CNN Panel About Mask Mandates

Parent ATTACKS Teacher Over Mask Mandates, Democrat Issues Threat To Those Defying Masks In Schools

Trans Activist Picks Fight With Candace Owens — Here's What Happened Next

Shocking Murder Case EXPOSES The Cruelty Of Abortion

Ep. 1584 My Apologies, But This Has To Be Said - The Dan Bongino Show

AND THE WINNER IS… Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep153

Katie's Arms: LIVE from Insta - Fri 13 Aug

Dangerous, Radical, Far-Right Mob Promotes Science And Common Sense | Ep. 775

"Dude, Where's My Laptop?" Starring Hunter Biden | Ep. 821

'MayoGate' Proves Establishment Media HATES Small Business, They Are COVERING For Bidinflation

Mark Dice Predicts The Future

Katie Hopkins: WATCH. You can't travel. but this lot can. Filmed Thurs 12 Aug.

Brace yourself… Well, it saves on dental bills…

Went to a trendy restaurant and had a pelican curry. Tasted ok, but the bill was enormous.

A friend of mine used to live in a lake filled with ducks but he moved out when he got fed up with all the bills.

Managed to cut my bills in half. I haven’t saved any , just a bit obsessed with my scissors.

A friend didn't his bill after someone removed the ghosts from his house and ended up being repossessed.

WATCH: Olympic Athletes Give AWKWARD Response to Trans Weightlifter Question

THE ONLY HONEST DEMOCRAT Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep

Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@acs3407

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Aug 12, 2021Aug 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@Weltansicht

Steve Bannon Was Right, Parents Are SNAPPING Over Mask Mandates In Schools, Protest Outside Meeting

Arnold Schwarzenegger Craps on Freedom & Demands Forced Medical Jabs

Woman in Upside-Down Juggles Balls Between Her Stretched Out Legs and Hands in Garden

This is how SCARED police are of freedom protests in Melbourne

Students Are SO PROUD Of Kamala Harris For... Well... They Don't Know

Watermelon Canceled Next, for You Know Why? 😂

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Aug 12, 2021Aug 2021

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Republicans Are Idiots (Hear Me Out) | Ep. 36

Mikhaila Peterson Explains How She Came To Eat NOTHING But Meat

My thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghetti… You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!

When asked the Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii!

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter!

Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer too long!

I heard the hamburger guy named it's baby? Patty!

Biden Admin Issues WARNING Over Rising Gas Prices But Democrat Policy Is What Caused The Inflation

MEET ASHLI BABBITT'S MOM Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep1

Candace Owens Weighs In On Obama's HYPOCRITICAL Birthday Bash

Texas GOP Issues Arrest Warrants For 52 Democrats Who Illegally Blocked Voter Reform Bill

Get Ready, Cuz It's Coming!

Let's Take a Look at Obama's Birthday Party

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Aug 11, 2021Aug 2021

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Cuomo Is Out, What Happens Next? | Ep. 35

Onlookers Enjoy Heartwarming View as Dog Slides Downhill on Snow-Covered Terrain

Golden Retriever Does Side Body Sliding While Going Downhill in Snow

Peacocks are meticulous because they show attention to de-tail.

Why do male ants float while female ants sink? They're buoy-ant.

My dog's not misbehaving on his walk; he's just renegotiating the terms of his leash.

If you hear it from the horse's mouth, you're listening to a neigh-sayer.

The mushroom is always the hit of the party — he's a real fungi.

My pet bird fell in love with a light brown rodent. Her love is in-tan-gerbil.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Aug 11, 2021Aug 2021

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An angry bird landed on a doorknob. Then it flew off the handle.

Dog Rolls Around in Grass to Scratch his Itch

Don't Buy Into the Doomsday Climatologists' Scam!

Well I was worried about my transplant surgery, but the surgeon really de-livered.

They say that an elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.

They say that a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

I hear that scientists have created a flea from scratch.

Did you hear about the cat that ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath.

Well after the horse ate all of his hay, he had a baleful look about him.

The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.

Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. Now they can't croak.

Democrats know vaccine mandates are wrong

CLIMATE FEAR Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep150

Democrat Governor Andrew Cuomo RESIGNS, Sheriff Warns Criminal Investigation May Lead To His ARREST

Dr. Senator Rand Paul Urges People NOT To Comply With Covid Lockdowns

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

One-fifth of people are just too tense.

A friend said he didn’t understand cloning. I told him that makes two of us.

I recently took a pole and found out 100% of campers were angry when their tent collapsed.

I’m going to try velcro instead of shoe laces. Why knot?

I met my wife on a dating site. We just clicked.

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