guru's Profile

Follow Block User Report User

guru

New South Wales, Australia

Navigation

Posts

Mar 19, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by guru

Will Mitch McConnell Actually Follow Through On His Latest Promise?

1 comment

Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 19, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by guru

Welcome@ramontgomery8

HOW LIBERALS BECAME ILLIBERAL Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep50

0 comments

HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Mar 19, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by guru

Over 200 People Helped Save This Stranded Humpback Whale

What are bald sea captains most worried about? Cap sizes.

What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance? Nina.

A father in Iraq gave his daughter a new bag. She said, “Thanks for the Baghdad.”

I’m like the fabric version of King Midas. Everything I touch becomes felt.

1 comment

Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 19, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by guru

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. In a panic and realizing there was no time for her lover to get away, she said, “Hurry, stand in the corner.” He dis so and she quickly rubbed baby oil all ...

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says: “Oi – get out. We don’t want your type in here.”

People who like trance music are very persistent. They don’t techno for an answer.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it’s probably shit.

What should you call an average potato? A commen-tator!

0 comments

Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 19, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by guru

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his front door. He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

Myanmar Coup: People fear they are being tracked using Chinese technology

Katie Hopkins with ATP: Gruesome Newsome will try to 'claw back' support from petition signatories

How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.

What lies at the bottom of the sea shaking? A nervous wreck.

How many lips does a flower have? Tu-lips.

0 CAR PILEUP Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep49

Katie Hopkins: Why you are feeling pressured into having the vaccine

1 comment

Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 18, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by guru

Welcome@DuncanSeymour

Malian hero scales Paris building to save child

Dog Runs Over Net On Top Of Swimming Pool And Shocks People

Army Considers DROPPING Fitness Tests As Women FAIL Massively, Social Justice Is Now In The Military

When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.

What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.

How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves one day and the wolves chased them into a thicket where they hid. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, “Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and ...

How much does a dragon weigh? Depends on the scales.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, “You have a drink named Steve?”

Chauvin Trial CORRUPTED By $27M Settlement To Floyd Family, Jurors REMOVED After News Taints Trial

JLP | Atlanta Massage Parlor Shootings Leave 8 Dead

ALIEN INVASION Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep48

David Hogg Just Got Totally EMBARRASSED After Trying to Start Pillow Company

6 comments

Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 17, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by guru

Joe Biden Green Screen Fail?

2 comments

Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 17, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by guru

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The guy says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ...

A couple were going on a vacation together but the wife had an emergency at work. So they agreed the husband would go as planned and his wife would meet him at the hotel the next day. When the husband got to his hotel and had checked in, he thought ...

1 comment

HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Mar 17, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by guru

15 Heroic Men Flip Overturned Convertible Saving Trapped Man After Crash

I had unprotected phone sex once. Now I’ve got hearing aids.

1 comment

Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 17, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by guru

After sex last night my new girlfriend snuggled up to me and said, “You know, you’re easily the biggest I’ve ever had.” Apparently, “Ditto” wasn’t the correct response.

Great Dane sneaks snacks out of the pantry and takes them to his room!

Bill Maher Is Alarmed At China's Growing THREAT To The US As Americans Wallow In Cancel Culture

Blondie - Heart Of Glass

Democrats Reverse Trump Policy Banning Racial Segregation In Schools, Biden Admin ALLOWS Segregation

PARLER IS BACK! Chief Policy Officer Amy Peikoff Explains Their Survival

Dog is trying to get dad's attention to negotiate for treats.

Blondie - In The Flesh

Late one night this guy is speeding down the empty road. A cop sees him go flying past so chases him and pulls him over. The cop goes up to the car and when the man rolls down the window, he asks, “Are you aware of how fast you were going, sir?”...

An 85-year-old man goes to see his doctor for his regular physical exam. The doctor says that the man needs to provide a sperm sample and gives him a jar saying, “Take this jar home with you and come back tomorrow with a sperm sample.” The next ...

1 comment

Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 17, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by guru

Walter took his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, “Ethel, you know that I’d love to go for a ride in that helicopter.” But Ethel would always reply, “I know that Walter, but that helicopter ride is ...

Russia threatens to block Twitter within one month

Katie Hopkins: You are not alone. Know your truths, and stand strong

US Migrant Crisis: US opens shelter for migrant children

How do you get a philosophy major off of your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.

You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you’re eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don’t get one. That’s the Domino effect.

As I was preparing to leave Pizza Hut the waitress asked me, “Do you wanna a box for the rest of your pizza?” I said, “No thanks, but I’ll wrestle you for it.”

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it? A pepper only pizza.

0 comments

Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 16, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by guru

What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.

$1400 Will Change Everything

Katie Hopkins DO NOT CELEBRATE LEVEL ZERO. it is a lie

WOKE SUPREMACY Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep47

BONEY M - Rasputin (La Sberla, 1978 - Long 12'' Version)

Iran releases video of Revolutionary Guards 'missile city' base

The Seekers - When the Stars begin to Fall

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The bartender says, “What an interesting pet. What’s his name?” “Tiny” the man replies. The bartender says, “What an odd name. Why do you call him Tiny?” “Because he’s my newt.”

It only costs 1c to get into our local aquarium, so long as you’re camping or dressed as a dolphin. To all in tents and porpoises, it’s free.

My wife said, “Did you know butterflies only live for one day?” I said, “That’s a myth.” She said, “No, it’s definitely a butterfly.”

A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He finishes his drink and asks for his check. Duck billed platypus.

I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and I thought to myself… Wow, this is ledge ‘n dairy.

Breaking a leg during an audition… Ensures that you end up in the cast.

What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a crisis?

A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and says, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”

I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.

Man Attempts To Break Ice Block Using a Rock But Falls Into Water Instead

The secret behind Iceland’s 40,000 tremors

Ozzy Man Reviews: When Animals Fight Back

Democrats ready to hand over power to Harris as Biden 'diminishes'

What pet makes the loudest noise? A trum-pet.

Did you hear about the pregnant cat that ate a bowl of wool? She had mittens.

What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert? No thanks, I’m stuffed.

What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for school? Bison.

European Union looking for vaccine boost | Russia Announces vaccine deal with EU Nations

Myanmar Coup: More than 125 protesters have been killed in crackdown

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun guy.

If you have bird flu, you need tweet-ment. If you have swine fly, you need oink-ment.

JLP | Reparations Are Already Underway...

Devin Nunes: We Had No Idea Biden and His Admin Would Be THIS BAD

Military Attacks Journalist. 'Anti-Fascist' Crowd Cheers. | Ep. 678

One Of China’s Leading Doctors Just Committed “Suicide”

Woke Mob Wants To CANCEL Sharon Osbourne Over Meghan Markle!

Sharon Osborne Under Investigation For Defending Piers Morgan

Woke Language Police Want Kids To Avoid Saying 'Mom & Dad'

European countries are pausing AstraZeneca rollouts out of an ‘abundance of caution’

Hey Meghan Markle, shut the f@k up! Chicago(the 🌎's largest shooting range) is open for business!

I got a job as a human cannonball. But they fired me straight away.

I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary. I learned next to nothing.

0 comments

Photos

Top tags#video #biden #joebiden #democrats #youtube #media #Podcast #Police #Australia #world #China #ElonMusk #kids #truth #democrat #insane #government #comedy #climate #wife

Level9 (631,327pts)
Posts21549
Comments
Replies 4,311
1,960
Followers 57
Fans 0
Following 63
Referrals58
Joined Sep 28th, 2020
Last Visit 6+ months ago

guru's Groups

Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

327 members, Host

Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

116 members, Host

Sky News Australia Fans

70 members, Host

Matt Walsh Group (The Sweet Baby Gang)

59 members, Host

Russell Brand Fan Page

Anthony Brian Logan Fans

21 members, Host

International News

396 members, Moderator

I Love Dogs

89 members, Moderator

Controversial Charts

48192 members

Jordan Peterson Group

Sydney Watson Fanspace

Laughing at the Hateful Left

2675 members

Politically Incorrect folks

2479 members

Anti-Socialism

2268 members

President Donald J. Trump... Latest

2065 members

Saving Western Civilisation

2056 members

Firearms

1700 members

John Paul Watson Group

1610 members

Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder

Conspiracy Truth : Wolves And Sheeple

Emergency Preparedness and Survival

949 members

Andy Ngo Fans

916 members

Libertarian Freethinkers

898 members

COVID-19

765 members

The Second Amendment Sanctuary

650 members

Conspiracy Research

575 members

Prager University Alumni

US Elections fraud, the Deep State & The Reset

376 members

Jokes That Will Get You Banned From Twitter

Candace Owens Fan Club

The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

205 members

Dr. Steve Turley Group

185 members

Gardening 101

180 members

Joe Biden Is Not My President

178 members

Dr. Prepper

175 members

Cyber Security/Technology/Cryptocurrencies & Blockchain

The Oldies, but Goodies

96 members

Jesse Lee Peterson fans

87 members

Mark Dice Fan Club

76 members

Literature of our time: Film and Television

65 members

I Did Not Know That...

60 members

Guitars and Guitarists - All Genres of Music Welcome

52 members

Weapons World

50 members

The Greg Gutfeld Show

HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

21 members

Monty Python and Fawlty Towers Fans

21 members

New Australian Bulletin

20 members

Association of Mature American Citizens

18 members

Cigars and Hooch: Opinions, Laws, and Culture

17 members

Education

17 members

Children's Health Defense

About
Terms
Privacy
Promote
Contact
FAQ

Slug.com - the non-profit community that permits fact-based discussions of all topics.

Navigation

Posts

Photos

Details

guru's Groups