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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it ... It's Spam.
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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My granddad always used to say, “As one door closes another one opens.” Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker.
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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What would you call a woman who actively encourages her husband to sleep with her friends? Sharon Cox
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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As the United States reopens, the federal government has issued a rapid coronavirus test that’s just 25 cents. Heads is positive. Tails is negative.
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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A man walked into a bar and sat down, ordered a beer and drank it until suddenly he heard a voice. Voice: Nice tie. The man looked around. Nobody was there except him and the bartender. Voice: Really cool shirt, too. The man was concerned. He ...
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Today i got a wage increase unexpectedly. I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes and he gave me a 5 % raise. Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, “By the way, which ...
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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I’d like to thank..... Whoever told my Mom that WTF means Wow that’s fantastic. Her texts are so much more fun now.
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use? ” He said, “Try the ATM outside.”
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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A guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his girlfriend from his wallet and said 'she's beautiful isn't she' I said 'if you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife' He asked 'why, is she a stunner?' I replied 'no, she's an ...
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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Girl Does Backflop Off Huge Water Slide
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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Dog Carries Large Stick in His Mouth While Hiking With Owners
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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Outdoor Fails: INSTANT REGRET | Funny Videos | FailArmy
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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Ozzy Man Reviews: Epic Pub Brawl
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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Category two Cyclone Seroja fast approaching WA coast
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination F Compilation (Vol. 11)
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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TOTAL IDIOTS AT WORK
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Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

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Dog is completely confused by a dog statue that looks like him!
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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My friend told me that she wanted to marry a witch doctor I asked her, “Why? What’s the appeal?” She replied, “Pwobabwy the financial secuwity”
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Three Stooges Best of 1944
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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It's All True! This Actor EXPOSES Hollywood In BRUTAL Interview!
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Here's Why Joe Biden's Constitutional Argument for Gun Restrictions is Bogus
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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These Are the Juicy Details Hunter Biden DIDN'T Put In His Book | Some Tips for Hunter Biden
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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What is long,erect,can be spelled with P,N,E,I,S and once injured,makes you half a man? SPINE.
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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What's the most bewitching shape? A Hex-agon!!
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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A frog walks into a bank A frog walks into a bank looking to get a loan, and goes up to the teller and sees her little name tag, wich reads "Patricia wack" then the frog says "my name's Kermit jagger, son of mick jagger, and I'm looking for a loan of...
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted I wish I had some ice cream.
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Everyone got up and cheered when Bob was fired for sexual harassment. It was a touching farewell.
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Annoying a vegan... ...is like shooting fish in a barrel. Which annoys them even more.
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Patriots Are Asking What Do I DO? Join Me Now For Answers
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Tim EXPLODES Over Chinese Influence, The US Is Going Into A TRAP And We May Not Be Prepared
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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White House Considers CASH Payments In Attempt To STEM Illegal Migration, This May Be BRIBERY
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Welcome@TropicalJungle
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Katie Hopkins: Grassroots Patriots are the very best kind of people.
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Jeff Beck - She's A Woman (Live) (High Quality)
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Three Stooges - Clean and press in a hurry
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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China vs Japan vs USA! - Les Paul Tone Comparison!
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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My Top 10 Funniest Three Stooges Moments
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Puppy Runs Face-First Into Closed Glass Door
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I Love Dogs
Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Dog Squeezes Herself Between Couch Cushions and Sits With Head Popping Out
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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A gray haired Army general walks into a hotel bar and sits down next to a young, attractive woman. They hit it off, and she likes a man in uniform, so she says, “Why don’t you come up to my room?” The general says, “I’m flattered but at my...
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Wonderful!" Being the 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the hell, I'll treat her." ... So they walked past it again.
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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The weather was very hot and a man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming trunks, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, he...
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy. “Magic beer,” he says. “Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?” Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, ...
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Tim Pool
Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Criminal Goes INSANE, Randomly Begging For Police To ARREST Him, Former Cop Tells The Story
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Jen Psaki Struggles to "Clarify" Objectively False Things Joe Biden Says
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Puppy Doesn't Let Person Take Away His Sister
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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A new recruit in the Navy was being put through the paces by an experienced captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" "Throw out an anchor, sir," the recruit replied. "What would you do if another storm sprang up ...
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy ...
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might...
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Don't mess with excavator drivers
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Dog mom ends beagle puppies fight
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Volcano erupts on St Vincent island in the Caribbean
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Man who has no sense of humor... has a serious problem.
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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My wife had asked me to stop using police related puns.. I guess I’ll give them “ arrest”.
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Did you mean to use wordplay there? Nope unintended.
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk? A Star-Spangled Banner.
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. She watches amazed as he takes off his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens....
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Three men were about to be executed by the firing squad. The first man was brought forward and before they could shoot him he yelled "avalanche"! The firing squad panicked and in the confusion, the man jumped over the wall and into freedom before the...
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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A clever Russian is planning on a streaming service exclusively for banned films. He's going to call it Nyetflix.
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Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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What is a British person's favourite cereal? Cheerios!
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Latest Disney Marvel TV Show Got Woke, Went BROKE, The Numbers PROVED It To The MINUTE
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Like A Boss vs Fails Compilation: Wins vs. Fails | FailArmy
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Chauvin Trial Lawyer Lands Slam Dunk AGAIN Using States Own Witness, But Floyd Prosecutors Did Well
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Katie Hopkins The Katie's Arms 09 April 2021
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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BIDEN’S CONSTITUTION Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep65
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Should REPUBLICANS Boycott Airlines Over Politics?
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Author Of 'Winning the Second Civil War' Explains How To Tackle Current Conflict, It's NOT Arguing
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Host Of 'The View' Endorses Vaccine Passports And Abortion
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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The Katie’s Arms - Friday 8pm. UK time on Insta _katie_hopkins_
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Jimmy Kimmel SLAMMED As Moron Over Softball Hunter Biden Interview, They Basically LAUGH In Our Face
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Dog Hides Blueberries in Her Mouth And Spits Them Out When Owner Asks
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Portugal restricts the use of AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine | Blood Clots | Coronavirus Pandemic
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Hunter Biden Admits He SMOKED Parmesan Cheese And Snopes Confirms It, Addiction Is INSANE
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Urine trouble.
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Old school.
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Low brow wi- fi
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Dog Barks At Statue of Cat
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Former CIA Director Now Thinks Aliens Might Be REAL, NAVY Issues Statement On Creepy UFO Incident
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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People Are Awesome vs. FailArmy - (Episode 9)
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Chauvin Jury Hears There Was A 'SPEEDBALL' In Patrol Car With George Floyd's DNA On It
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Text messages reveal Hunter pleaded with Joe Biden to run for president
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Welcome@mmaadd
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Welcome@HMunro
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
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Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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The jiggle.
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Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it’s bound to squeal.
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Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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Why did the woman become an archaeologist? Because her career was in ruins.
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Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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What is a scarecrow's favourite fruit? A strawberry.
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Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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What is a zombie's favourite thing to eat? Brain food.
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Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon? "I Apollo-gise."
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Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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TORTURING TRUMPSTERS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep64
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Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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Biden Wrongly Denounces Constitutional Rights In Order To Enforce Democrat Gun Control Agenda
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Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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I went into a French restaurant and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.
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Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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My friend keeps telling me I'm in the closet.. I just say it's Narnia business!
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Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again.
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Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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"Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?"
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