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May 13, 2021May 2021

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STRENGTHENING OUR ENEMIES Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 89
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May 13, 2021May 2021

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WE ARE CLOSED Trends As MORE Photos Of Job Walkoffs Emerge, Biden $4T Plan Will DESTROY The Economy
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May 13, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
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May 13, 2021May 2021

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Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck.
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May 13, 2021May 2021

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When should condoms be used? Every conceivable occasion.
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May 13, 2021May 2021

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Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like nice people.
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May 13, 2021May 2021

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Bye Bye Swamp Creature!
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May 13, 2021May 2021

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My mum told me, when I visit grandma in hospital, I should take her flowers. So, when grandma wasn't looking, I took them.
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May 13, 2021May 2021

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I once met a pig that made horse noises. It was my neighbor.
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May 13, 2021May 2021

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My russian girlfriend only writes in lowercase letters... She doesn't like Capitalism.
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May 13, 2021May 2021

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What's a four letter word ending with 'K' that means intercourse? Talk.
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May 13, 2021May 2021

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Duck Dynasty Star Teaches Candace How To Duck Call
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May 13, 2021May 2021

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Kelly Tshibaka is Lisa Murkowski's Worst Nightmare
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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"Look at Me!" Black Takes Blowtorch to Critical Race Theory in Front of School Board
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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How do snowmen keep warm With a blanket of snow!
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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I once had an uncle who fell off the roof of a castle. He didn’t die, though. He was de-moat-ed.
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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What do golfers put in their packed lunches...? ...Sand wedges.
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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I opened a fresh loaf of bread and found a baseball card wedged between two slices. It was a Catcher in the Rye.
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to ; The skunk didn’t have a scent, The deer didn’t have a buck, So they put the meal on the duck’s bill
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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What did the owl thats a detective say? hoo did it?
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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What’s a porcupine’s favorite game to play? Poker.
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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While I was driving I saw a someone driving while talking on a cell phone. I got so mad I threw my beer at him.
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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Youtube Hit Steven Crowder With TWO STRIKES And A Two Week Suspension, Democrats DEMAND Censorship
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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Inflation Is Expected To Hit A TEN YEAR High, This Is A Form Of Income Redistribution
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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Woke Mob TRIGGERED Over Elon Musk's SNL Appearance
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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MORE States Declare Emergencies, The Government And The Media Are LYING About What's Happening
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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MASSIVE Cover-up: NIH May Have Helped Creation of Covid-19 at the Wuhan Institute
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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Candace Owens Q&A: The Two-Party System, Motherhood, Leftist Teachers
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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Fear of Runaway Inflation As Local News Reports Food Shortages, Gas Shortage In Some States Near 50%
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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TRUMP 1, CHENEY 0 Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 88
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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Gas Crisis Gets WORSE, 71% Of Stations In Charlotte Are DRY, Democrats Demand Oil Pipeline Shut Down
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Wordmage
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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I purchased a new car at the dealership, unfortunately for me the reverse gear doesn't work. There is no going back now.
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow "Mind if I say a word?". The widow replies "Please do". The man clears his throat and says "Bargain". The widow replies "Thanks, that means a great deal"
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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I remember when dad used to roll me down the hill in a tyre. Those were Goodyears.
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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A locksmith had to go to court to give evidence last week. Apparently he was the key witness.
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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I caught my son chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly..
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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I saw an ad that said "radio for sale $2, volume stuck on full" I thought to myself "I can't turn that down".
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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I love my furniture, my recliner and I go way back.
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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"Free hammocks, all over town. It's a miracle".
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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In 1999, the oldest known rock on Earth was dated to 4.031 ±0.003 billion years, and is part of the Acasta Gneiss of the Slave craton in northwestern Canada. Older than these rocks are crystals of the mineral zircon, which can survive the ...
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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The first known murder was just as brutal as any other. The attacker smashed the victim twice in the head, leaving matching holes above the victim’s left eyebrow. The dead body was then dropped down a 43-foot shaft into a cave—where it lay for ...
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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It Is No Longer Your Imagination
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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‘Jerusalem is not safe’ as conflict flares up in the Middle East
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News & Links
May 12, 2021May 2021

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Chinese scientists were creating 'new viruses': Sharri Markson
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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Rand Paul Rips Dr. Fauci, and People Are Starting To Wake Up!
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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.
May 12, 2021May 2021

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I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height… Apparently, they didn’t like my critter sizing.
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@alfieval2000
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Moom
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? Han So-high.
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May 12, 2021May 2021

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Why doesn’t the rooster wear underwear? Cause he has his pecker on his head.
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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Fast Food Industry BLINDSIDED By Shortage Of Workers, NOBODY Wants To Accept Minimum Wage
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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A gentleman gets home and is delighted when he finds out that all of his lightbulbs have been stolen.
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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I took an exam last week to see if I could become an insect inspector. I think I will get the job because I boxed all the right ticks.
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?" She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner" I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here"
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a kangaroo that is a dead set genius? A quantum leap.
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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What did the pirate say when he found his wooden leg in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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What did the man say when everyone was getting annoyed at his fish puns? "I really should scale back."
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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Guess Who Just Endorsed Liz Cheney (Hint: Not Me)
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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FAUCI COMPLEX Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 87
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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Biden Administration FAILING US As Gas Shortage, Inflation, Migrant Crisis, Cyber Attack SLAMS
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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LAPD Firebombed, Citizens Are Attacking Police And Revolution May Be On The Way
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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The Prices Of Consumer Goods Are RISING, Inflation Is HERE And It's About To Get REAL
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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Disney is Going Full Woke: Here's How You Can Fight Back
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Tim Pool
May 11, 2021May 2021

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EMERGENCY Declared In 17 States Over Fuel Pipeline Attack, Cyber Warfare Is HERE
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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Gas Line PANIC On East Coast Due To Shortages Following Cyber Attack, Biden Admin DENIES Shortages
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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The world's oldest known paved road was constructed in Egypt some time between 2600 and 2200 BC. Stone- paved streets appear in the city of Ur in the Middle East dating back to 4000 BC. Corduroy roads (log roads) are found dating to 4000 BC in ...
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The History Corner
May 11, 2021May 2021

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Welcome Stranger Considered by most authorities to be the biggest gold nugget ever found, the Welcome Stranger was found at Moliagul, Victoria, Australia in 1869 by John Deason and Richard Oates. It weighed gross, over 2,520 troy ounces (78 kg; 173 ...
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a Martini.” The bartender asks “Olive or Twist?”
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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What did the football player say to the flight attendant? “Put me in coach.”
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls. They’re under a buck.
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common? They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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The other day I opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time. I was shocked!
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Just Jokes and Memes
May 11, 2021May 2021

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A cop asks the guy, “How high are you?” The guy responded with, “No, officer. It’s ‘Hi, how are you.’
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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I told the bartender I wanted a double... ...and he brought out a guy that looks just like me.
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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My dad told me once, son, stay out of strip clubs or you might see something you shouldn't. So of course, I went, and he was right. I saw my dad.
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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What do you call an actor who steals cheese? Brie Larson
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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"Old McDonald had some weed" "He high, He high Hoe"
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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Who is Goofy's favorite actress? Selma HYUCK
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items 1, 3, & 5 were done. Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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Katie Hopkins - Since when do politicians to tell you who to hug?
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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A young boy is listening to the radio in the car with his father. “Dad, what music did you like growing up?” “I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin,” the father replies. “Who?” the son asks. “Yeah,” the dad responds, “I liked them ...
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn’t valid anymore. There’s free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
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May 11, 2021May 2021

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Random Acts of Kindness - Faith In Humanity Restored
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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My mate just deleted his Facebook account We will not see his likes again.
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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I was forced to swallow purple food color. I feel violated.
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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I told my friend i have got a new job at a bowling alley She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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What's a pigeon's favorite guitar? A "coo" stick guitar.
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Where is the best dentist for walruses? Tuscaloosa.
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Have you watched the documentary about sponges? It's absorbing.
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Police Are PROTECTING BLM Protesters, Viral Video Sparks Outrage After Cops Defend BLM And Antifa
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Elon Musk Drives MASSIVE Ratings Boost For SNL And Woke Leftists can't Stop Complaining
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Here's Dr. Fauci's CRAZY Idea for Mask Wearing Post Covid
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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Jen Psaki's Dishonesty About the Recent Unemployment Number is STUNNING
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May 10, 2021May 2021

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DISNEY’S WOKE WORLD Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 86
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