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Oct 26, 2021Oct 2021

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Biden Town Hall On CNN TANKS, Ratings Hit Incredible Lowshttps:

GOD AND SCIENCE Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep204https:

Noam Chomsky Says Unvaxxed Should Be ISOLATED From Society, Treated Like Prisonershttps:

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. – George Carlin

I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, “That’s all right. Just hold a mobile phone by your mouth.”

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it. – Rodney Dangerfield

Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?

Dave Chappelle Fires Back At Leftist Activists, ROASTING Them And Demanding His Own Termshttps:

Famous Leftist Calls For Unvaccinated To Be Isolated And Deprived Of Food, Civil War Talk Escalateshttps:

10 reasons you should reject the transgender ideology | LIVE at YAF's Reagan Ranch Conferencehttps:

Is America Becoming Like China?

Julie Kelly Draws Revealing Parallels Between the Whitmer Kidnapping Plot and Jan. 6https:

Julie Kelly Exposes the Case of a January 6 Prisoner Who Was Denied Serious Medical Carehttps:

Katie Hopkins The NHS 100,000. STRONGER TOGETHERhttps:

Joey B Toonz Explains How He Ended Up On A Weird Form Of 'Do Not Fly' List For Arguing About Maskshttps:

Joe Rogan Calls Don Lemon A 'Dumb Mother-Fer' As CNN TRIPLES DOWN On Their Ivermectin Liehttps:

ArrestFauci Trends After Images Emerge of BRUTAL Dog Experimentation Funded By Faucihttps:

Alec Baldwin Shot LIVE ROUND, New Info Makes His Actions CRIMINAL, Left Compares Him To Rittenhousehttps:

ON OUR OWN Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep203https:

THREE Maryland Counties Consider Breaking With The State To Join West Virginia, The US Is Crumblinghttps:

DeSantis Goes NUCLEAR: Calls For Fauci To Be Fired For Torturing Puppieshttps:

Leftist Reddit MOCKS Americans Suffering Job Loss Over Vaccine Mandates, It's Actually A White Pillhttps:

Asking Strangers About Liberals' Latest Dumb Idea For Societyhttps:

Did you hear about the poker player that frustrated the palm reader? He refused to show his hand.

Why are voting results inaccurate in Afghanistan? It's because of the tally ban.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? only one cause they don't like to share the spot light

If you date twin girls, and one of them smokes weed.. Is that like getting two birds with one stoned?

So I told my friend I've been seeing spots lately. He said, "Have you seen a doctor?" I replied, "No, just spots."

Biden Takes BIZARRE Pose At CNN Town Hall, Media Rushes To Fill In Stumbles And Breaks For Himhttps:

What You Can Do to Help the Political Prisoners of Jan. 6thhttps:

Building The Most Secret Temple Underground House With Water Slide To Underground Pool! REACTION

Birth Control Mass-Medicates Women, It Is Altering Female Mental Statehttps:

Jack Posobiec Explains 'Environmental Social Governance,' Real-Life, Real-Time Social Credit Scorehttps:

Katie Hopkins: Stop barking at us at airport securityhttps:

Pete Buttigieg Is Just The Latest Example Of How Biden's SJW Diverse Admin Is STUNNINGLY Incompetenthttps:

Germany: Antifa protesters rally in Stuttgart in solidarity with banned protest in Leipzighttps:

Some people are wise, some are otherwise.

Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.

Iwonderifanyoneknowswhatthebigstickatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?

If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.

I intend to live forever, or die trying. – Groucho Marx

Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

IT'S OFFICIAL.....Mark Dice.

Katie Hopkins: One piece of advice. Live life WITH regretshttps:

Katie Hopkins: How I remain so positive.

Top 20 Awesome Videos Of The Week | Best Of The Weekhttps:

Mexico: Thousands of migrants set off for the US in new caravanhttps:

Candace Owens JOKE About Invading Australia Taken Out Of Context By Media That Doesn't Get Humorhttps:

What LETS GO BRANDON Really Means

Alec Baldwin Fired LIVE ROUND On Movie Set, Killing Staff Member, Crazy New Details Emergehttps:

There is a sign at the bar that says no glasses in the bathroom That's really going to mess up my aim...

What is a dog’s favorite spy movie? Mission im-paw-sible

When my teachers told me I’d never amount to anything because I procrastinate so much I told them, “Just you wait!”

I think we need to pay the band more... Why do you say that? Because I saw them outside all having to share the same cigarette!

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron Which is ironic.

Why did the old woman put wheels on her rocking chair? Because she wanted to rock and roll.

The job posting said they were looking for a self-starter so I called and told them I was hired.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Oct 23, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by guru

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@FetacinAlfredo

It's Happening EVERYWHERE

South Korea launches first space rockethttps:

Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?

Rlaely it deson’t mttaer waht I wirte you’ll sitll uanrtednsnd it

Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)

If common sense is so common why is there so many people without it??

Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?

Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs. :)

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Oct 22, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by guru

Never steal. The government hates competition. – Ron Paul

Fauci's NIH ADMITS To Funding Gain Of Function Research, Fauci LIED To Congress And Panic Has Set Inhttps:

Biden's Mental Health Questioned After BIZARRE "Cornholio" Pose On CNN Leaves Everyone Confusedhttps:

Jeffrey Steele Reveals SECRETS About Your Favorite Country Music Starshttps:

The Guardian's Candace Owens Hit Piece DEBUNKEDhttps:

INSANE: The Guardian MISREPRESENTS Candace Owens’ Australia Comments — Candace Respondshttps:

Dinesh D'Souza SLAMS Biden For Calling Anyone Who Opposes Him A White Supremacisthttps:

Justice Clarence Thomas Recalls Joking Around With Antonin Scaliahttps:

Andrew McCabe's Deal with the Biden DOJ Sends a Warning Signal to John Durhamhttps:

THE UNRAVELING Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep202https:

CNN Just TRIPLED DOWN Saying Joe Rogan Ate Horse Paste In Official Statement Released To WaPohttps:

Surprise Headaches! Fails of the Week | FailArmyhttps:

Shipping Containers ABANDONED On Sides Of Roads As Trucker Shortage Worsens Catastrophicallyhttps:

This Is Too Far, Even for Democrats | Ep. 65https:

Rep. Ken Buck BASHES Hunter Biden's Pathetic Art In Connection With His Family Corruptionhttps:

India, United Kingdom aim to strengthen bilateral relationshttps:

Russia: Moscow to suspend direct diplomatic ties with NATO - Lavrovhttps:

Russia: 16 dead after explosion at gunpowder factory in Ryazanhttps:

Someone stole my favorite coffee cup right off my desk at work. Now I have to go down to the police station and look at some mug shots.

Which actor could never play Quasimodo? Humpfree Bogart

What do Mack the knife, Attila the Hun, and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

A guy says to the bartender "Give me something tall, cold and full of gin." The drunk on the next stool turn angrily and says "Be careful. You are speaking about the woman I love."

I bought a book called "how to scam people on-line" This was three months ago and it still hasn't arrived ?

So I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism... If I don't pay it back I'm going to get repossessed

I told my friend I have an acute sense of when a deep hole with water is nearby. He said thats a useless ability. I'm well aware

Things Are Getting Weirderhttps:

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