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Aug 20, 2021Aug 2021

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My ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he's been leaving little messages around the house.

A local man killed by falling piano. It will be a low key funeral.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

You know the easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.

Worrying works! More than 90 percent of the things I worry about never happen.

Always borrow from pessimists. They won’t expect it back.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

FBI Report DEBUNKS Democrat Lies About Jan 6th, Says it Was NOT Coordinated By Trump or Anyone Else

Katie Hopkins AUSTRALIANS. STOP BEING HAPPY. FFS

SENILE SUPERPOWER Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep158

ABC Edits Biden Interview To Make Him Look Good, Removed Incoherent Mutterings, Media WANTS More War

Joe Biden ‘will own the mess’ in Afghanistan

Joe Biden has 'sentenced' Afghan women with troop withdrawal

US commentators ‘incredibly’ think there’s a chance the Taliban ‘had a makeover’

Biden Faces 25th Amendment Threat From GOP, But Voters Say Kamala Is NOT FIT To Take His Place

Who Is Antifa? ft. Andy Ngo | The Liz Wheeler Show

FALLEN ANGEL Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep7

LARRY ELDER: Gavin Newsom is terrified of me—and he should be

Katie Hopkins: Afghan refugees will not be harmless women and girls

China Threatens To Invade Taiwan After MASSIVE Afghan Failure

Recall Gavin Newsom | Ep. 39

What do you call fans of the moon? Lunatics

My Grandfather always said, "As one door closes, another one opens." he was a lovely man but a terrible cabinet maker.

Recently got run over by a guy in a Tesla, thought he got away but: He’s currently being charged with battery now

Why is it so hard to talk to rich criminals? Because they never finish their sentences.

I saw someone playing the guitar with a pool stick. It was acoustic.

I feel like my purchase of a vacuum cleaner was a waste of money Ever since I bought all it's done is collected dust

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Aug 19, 2021Aug 2021

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I just caught my pecker in my zipper and man it hurts. No more zip up boots for me.

Candace Owens Reacts to Joe Biden's Afghanistan DISASTER

China Threatens To DESTROY US Troops In Taiwan, Say Deployment An Act Of War, Starts LIVE Fire Drill

Katie Hopkins: Who gives a tss about Nando’s?

Biden Approval Drops AGAIN To NEW Record Low, Americans REJECT The Lies, Blame Him For Afghan Crisis

NYC Indoor Vaccine Mandate Gives ZERO Medical Exemptions, It's Heavily Authoritarian

Before This Story is Dumped Down the Memory Hole, You Should Know This

So a man died after drinking varnish. It was a terrible end but a beautiful finish.

Why did the melons have a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe.

What did one elevator say to the other? “I think I’m coming down with something.”

How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment? Just Tenants.

How do prisoners communicate with one another? They use cell phones.

What can you do if you’re scared of elevators? Take steps to avoid them.

What did the princess say in the photo booth? “Someday my prints will come.”

American Express is Undermining Capitalism

President Joe Biden's approval rating drops, hit its lowest level so far

Weird Wikipedia Edit Tries To Blame TRUMP For Rise Of Taliban In Afghanistan Crisis

CNN's FAKE Story About Vaccine Manager Getting Sent A Muzzle For Advocating Vaccines Gets Exposed

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Aug 17, 2021Aug 2021

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Afghanistan Is Worse Than Vietnam | Ep. 38

When a jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

Do you know how do snails fight? They slug it out.

I finally sold my vacuum yesterday. It was just collecting dust.

How many ears do space aliens have? Three: The left ear, right ear and the final front ear.

So I tried buying camouflage the other day but I couldn’t find any.

What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two.

JOE BIDEN IS A COMPLETE FAILURE

AMERICA: WORLD POLICE? NO THANK YOU!

Liberals CELEBRATE White Population Decline... But Why?

Ep. 1586 Deeply Troubling Information From A Source In Afghanistan - The Dan Bongino Show

The “Friendly,” “Peaceful” Taliban Takeover | Ep. 823

NYC Goes FULL 1984 Mandating Vaccine Passport And ID For Building Entry With NO Medical Exemption

Katie Hopkins Uncensored

THE NEW JIMMY CARTER Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep155

Katie Hopkins Please watch this. Australians to mass inject 23,000 kids. No parents present.

All Americans FINALLY Agree On Something!

Where do skunks pray? In pews.

What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man.

What grades did the pirate get on his report card? Seven Cs.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What’s the action like at a circus? In-tents.

What’s the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.

What happens when you witness a ship wreck? You let it sink in.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Aug 17, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by guru

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast.

The Military Industrial Complex and the Lies We Were Told

Biden RUNS AWAY from Press After Disastrous Afghanistan Speech

Why the Afghan Army Ran Away

Biden's Afghanistan Catastrophe Is Worse Than You Think | Ep. 37

Sydney Goes FULL 1984, 800 Soldiers, THOUSANDS Of Cops Deploy To Keep People Locked In Their Homes

Leaked Audio From Biden Admin EXPOSES Unmitigated Disaster And Failure Of Democrat And Biden Policy

BIDEN’S DISHONEST GENERALS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep154

Katie Hopkins on Afghanistan - so sorry for our lads.

Biden Admin AWOL During Afghanistan, Kabul Crisis, White House Allegedly Posts Fake Photo Of Biden

2020 Presidential Election Anomalies Throw Doubt On MANY Institutions, Show Loss Of Faith

Things Aren't Working As Well As They'd Hoped!

The liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

They lie about marijuana: ‘Marijuana makes you unmotivated.’ Lie. When you’re high, you can do anything you normally do just as well. You just realize it’s not worth the effort. There’s a difference.

I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he’s a compulsive liar, but I don’t believe him.

I tried to change my password to penis but they said it was too short.

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

The more this towel dries, the wetter it gets.

Would a cardboard belt be a waist of paper?

There are three types of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Aug 16, 2021Aug 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@torillion

Ian And Mikhaila Peterson Talk DMT And How Alternative Substances Could Make People BETTER

Political Op Claims "DNA Evidence" Ilhan Omar Married Her Brother

Allied forces have 'put the Afghan people back into oppression': Russell

Taliban takes effective control after 'remarkable collapse' of Afghan army

Senior Republican accuses Biden of 'botching' Afghanistan withdrawal

Joe Biden slammed for failing to hold press conference amid Afghanistan crisis

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