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Jun 20, 2021Jun 2021

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Fight in the Lobby (HD & Extended) | Fawlty Towers | BBC Comedy Greats

Leftists Are FLEEING Blue States As Democrat-Run Cities COLLAPSE Into Violence And Chaos

The Left is Coming After the Texas Alamo

We Need to Pull Federal and State Funding from Universities

A Small Step for Religious Freedom, But a Large Step for a 'Divided' Supreme Court

Rachel Maddow Adopts ANOTHER Unhinged Conspiracy Theory, Now About Putin Adopting GOP Talking Points

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Jun 20, 2021Jun 2021

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Scooter Flips, Jump Rope Twists, Gymnastics Wins Vs. Fails & More! | People Are Awesome Vs. FailArmy

It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock 'N' Roll) - AC/DC; By The Iron Cross

I Was Made For Loving You - KISS; By The Iron Cross

Roadhouse Blues (The Doors); Rockmina feat The Voodoo Child

Hootchie Coochie Man (Muddy Waters); By Rockmina feat. The Voodoo Child

Hot Stuff - Donna Summer; by Andreea Munteanu & Andrei Cerbu

Exposing Useful Idiots & The Lies Liberals Told Me | James Lindsay | ACADEMIA | Rubin Report

Thin Blue Line: Court In The Act

A wife and husband are driving past a farm The wife points towards a group of pigs and says “Look your relatives”. To which the husband responds, yes, “my in-laws “.

How do you know if a fisherman is rich? Check his net income.

Did you hear about the broke tailor? He’s hanging on by a thread..

What do you get when you cross an idiom with a Freudian slip? Six of one, and a half dozen of your mother.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 20, 2021Jun 2021

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I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire. Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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Jun 20, 2021Jun 2021

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Husband yells into the phone "How the hell would I know. I'm not a weatherman." Wife asks him "What's that all about?" He says "Some guy keeps calling and asking if the coast is clear."

How do you cook a fortune teller? Medium.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 20, 2021Jun 2021

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Why is it so hard to win a chess match against an Australian? Because the moment they attack your king, it's a check, mate!

A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh." The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign." Pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!"

I'm on pins and needles waiting for the results of my acupuncture exam.

My best mate was born by Cesarean... The only side effect is when he gets out the car he uses the sunroof.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 20, 2021Jun 2021

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Candid Camera Classic: Returned Parts.

I shouldn't have eaten that missionary, the cannibal said with a frown. It just goes to show, you can't keep a good man down.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 19, 2021Jun 2021

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I’m thinking of writing a mystery novel. Or am I?

Jack Posobiec on Biden Administration In-Fighting, Russia, and China

My gloves were stolen yesterday.. They fell into the wrong hands.

Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine... Going to watch all documentaries this way now!

I started a soil business recently. I wonder why no one's buying anything. Everything's dirt-cheap.

NASA is currently developing a way to grow cashews on the Moon's soil... They're calling them Astro-nuts.

My wife hated my impulse purchase of an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually she came around.

Have you heard of the salad crisis in Hungary? The situation really needs a dressing!

Ask Candace: Is America Openly Corrupt?

Leftist News Says People Who Don't LIke BLM Have A 'Warped' Sense Of Reality, According To 'Science'

Joe Biden Has EVERYONE On His New Domestic Extremists List, Including Possibly ANTIFA

Climbing Skills, Karate, Extreme Mountain Biking | Best of the Week

What's ironic about having a left handed pen It's for righting.

I saw an advert in the paper “Yacht for sale”. As if people don't know what a yacht is for.

Where do pigs hear their favorite songs? On the Ham Radio!

Why did Doc get such a good selling price on the Delorean? It was only driven from time to time

My dad was an alcoholic who wanted to be a lawyer. But he could never pass the bar.

The American education system obviously listens to Pink Floyd… …they've left those kids a loan.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 19, 2021Jun 2021

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Have you heard about the new trend? People are putting baked goods on their ear studs Its pie-on-earring fashion.

Portland Proud Boys Clash With Antifa, There Are No Riot Police To Stop This Anymore & They Know It

We Need More People To Do This On Live TV 😂

Son Surprises Father By Meeting Him After Eleven Years In Their Home Town

Military Dad Surprise Visits Girl At Church Before Her Graduation Ceremony

Dog Sits Calmly And Enjoys Cool Water Of River

Dog Unintentionally Hits Owner With Squeaky Toy Pickle in Face While Playing With it

Dad Wear Dummy's Costume Sits Next to Daughter While She Attempts to Drive For First Time

Owners Observe Dog as They Hilariously Struggle to Jump On Table

The optician just took my glasses from me to repair them. They said they can fix it in 5 minutes. I can't see it happening.

Santana - Put Your Lights On ft. Everlast (Official Video)

Carlos Santana / Rob Thomas - Smooth 1999 Live Video

Carlos Santana & Eric Clapton - Jin Go Lo Ba

Joe Cocker - Dear Landlord (1969)

The Dave Clark Five - Red Balloon (1969)

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jun 19, 2021Jun 2021

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The Dave Clark Five - Mulberry Tree (1969)

Long queues at fuel stations as Lebanon faces gas shortages

PART 1: Dr. Darren Beattie Explores if Jan. 6 was REALLY an Intelligence Failure

PART 2: Dr. Darren Beattie Exposes the Suspicious Indictments of Jan. 6

PART 3: The GROUNDBREAKING Parallel Between Jan. 6 and Gov. Whitmer's 'Almost'-Kidnapping

PART 4: Dr. Darren Beattie Refutes the Objections to His Claims of Likely FBI Involvement in Jan. 6

Revolver News May Have Uncovered a Massive Conspiracy at the FBI

What is a doctor’s favorite type of animal container? Hippo crates

I had to borrow a truck from my good friend Ben Thunder. I have Ben Thunder's truck.

My doctor friend is addicted to hitting people on their knees to test their reflexes. He really gets a kick out of it.

What do you call an emo acapella group? Self Harmony

Tonight we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner We found himalayan in the road.

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Jun 18, 2021Jun 2021

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I still remember my fathers last words...."you selfish boy" So i became a fishmonger, to follow his dying wish.

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Jun 18, 2021Jun 2021

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Imagine if the rest of the world changed from Kilograms to Pounds overnight There would be a mass confusion

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 18, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Josf-Kelley

Ask Candace: How Do You Relax?

Katie Hopkins The KT's Arms 18 June 2021

DEFUND THE UNIVERSITIES Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 1

If you love this show, you should read this book

Here's what kids should really be taught about slavery

6 questions to unpack the reality of CRT

Suburb Declares Its SECEDING Due To Crime As BLM Riots Make Police Quit EN MASSE

Scientist ADMITS They LIED About COVID Theories Because They HATED Trump And Didn't Want To Help Him

You know you're Australian when... most of the words you know end in "o" such as arvo, servo, bottlo, supo, garbo. you know that there is a difference between thongs and underwear. stubbies are things that can either be worn by blokes or drunk. a ...

Why do koalas make for such a bad husband? Because he eats, roots, shoots and leaves.

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Jun 18, 2021Jun 2021

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Why did the wombat decide to cross over the road? To see his flatmate.

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Jun 18, 2021Jun 2021

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How do you make a AOC's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Joe Rogan SLAMS CNN"s Brian Stelter For Being Fake News, Internet ROASTS Cuomo Showing All His LIES

What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep? A woolly jumper.

How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.

What did the Alpaca say to his date? Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.

Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

Why is helium the most respected element? People speak very highly of it.

Rep Nancy Mace SLAMS the Left for Using Violence to Intimidate Republicans

They Will Stop At Nothing

Facebook slapped me with NINE phony fact checks

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Jun 18, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@KeithThroop :)

World is funny, If government find oil or diamonds in your backyard it's government property but If they find drugs it's yours.

I let my boss know I wouldn't be in because I had a case of Corona. Technically I wasn't lying because I did drink like of the .

Joe Biden Takes the Most IDIOTIC Approach Possible with Putin

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