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Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

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A CONVERSATION WITH J.D. VANCE Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep51

Reporter Ends Jen Psaki's Whole Career When He to Border Being a COVID-19 "Super Spreader"

Catch a Kangaroo!! Good luck with that.

Monday March Marathon

Katie Hopkins: I’ll sling the rope around you. Just hold on xx

Toddler Shows Off Impressive Hoverboard Skills

Ever since I installed Adblocker Plus things haven’t been going too well. All of a sudden, girls in my area are no longer interested in me.

I asked the doctor where I should put my pants during my prostate examination. “Over there next to mine,” was not the answer I was expecting.

A son says to his mother one day, “Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I’m still a virgin.” His mother replied, “Well, start giving them bad grades and they’ll stop.”

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

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The other day I got pulled over by a cop. When he walked up, I pulled out my 9mm. Once he stopped laughing, he wrote me up for indecent exposure.

I bought some shoes on the drug black market…I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day!

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

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Cactus puns are simply succulent.

What do you do with chemists when they die? Barium!

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

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BEST OF THE YEAR SO FAR | PEOPLE ARE AWESOME

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

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Ozzy Man Reviews: Porch Pirates

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

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Welcome@Randomwebuser

Society BROKE DOWN In The LA Riots, There IS Historical Precedent And It Is TERRIFYING

American Dream Has MUTATED, Accepting Communism Makes Younger Generations Content Being DEPENDENT

What do you call a girl with a sunlamp on her head? Tanya.

What do you call a lady with one leg longer than the other? Eileen.

What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? Warren.

What do you call a man with a stamp on his head? Frank.

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Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

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EVIL DEMON BABY PRANK!

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

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Watch How I Run Up Ramps And He Stumbles Down

Why did dad get angry when the window was broken? Because it was a pane to replace. Why did dad get angry when the mirror was broken? Because it reflected poorly on him.

I’m thinking of starting my own business as a watchmaker. That way I can set my own hours.

If I have twin daughters I’ll name one Kate. And the other Duplikate.

What does a martial arts expert drink? Kara-tea.

Why don’t dinosaurs talk? Because they’re dead.

Seven has “even” in it. That’s odd.

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Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

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When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

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Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian : It was the least I could do for him.

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Penguin Being Chased by Killer Whales Hops on Tourist Boat

Vanilla Fudge - You Keep Me Hangin' On (1967)

Joe Cocker With A Little Help From My Friends 1969 in Woodstock

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

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Joe Cocker "Feelin' Alright" on The Ed Sullivan Show

Small Faces - Tin Soldier

The Small Faces - Itchykoo Park (1967)

Carpenters "We've Only Just Begun" on The Ed Sullivan Show

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

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The Small Faces - Lazy Sunday (1968)

Carpenters (They Long To Be) Close To You" on The Ed Sullivan Show

Kangaroo Playing With Dog

Jackie Vernon's Hometown Was Founded As A Practical Joke | The Ed Sullivan Show

Dog is scared of the escalators

Putin Challenges Biden To A DEBATE, Biden Is TOO WEAK To Rise To The Occasion

Obstacle Challenge CAT vs DOG

What do you call two men standing in the window? Kurt and Rod.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack.

What do you call a women who throws her bills on the fire? Bernadette.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff. What do you call a man with cat scratches on his head? Claude.

What do you call a man in a brown paper suit? Russell.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas.

Video Captures Good Samaritans Lift Man Off Subway Tracks Before Train Arrives

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Mar 20, 2021Mar 2021

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Arizona cops lift car off trapped man

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Mar 20, 2021Mar 2021

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Mind the gap: Commuters push train to save trapped man in Perth

‘This is the most important Trump story you never heard’: Morrow

The Media is Institutionally Racist Against White People

Ozzy Man Commentates Mick Fanning vs Shark

China Accuses US Of KILLING Black People As Feud Between Countries ESCALATES Under Biden

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Mar 20, 2021Mar 2021

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Ozzy Man & David Harbour & Milla Jovovich Interview + GUESS THE AUSSIE SLANG

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A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is ...

Judge Absolutely ROASTS Partisan Media In SCATHING Case Dissent, Media THREATENS Free Speech

Trump Hilariously MOCKS Meghan Markle Running for President

The Katie's Arms LIVE 20.03.21

Malkin: The Left Wing has destroyed free speech

Jefferson Starship :: White Rabbit

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.

My friend keeps trying to convince me that he’s a compulsive liar but I don’t believe him.

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

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Mar 20, 2021Mar 2021

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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

The ONLY Form Of Voter ID Democrats Will Accept | ICYMI | Huckabee

Biden's Influence Only Extends To BLUE States, The US Has ALREADY Broken Apart

The Greatest Threat to Asian Americans Is NOT White Supremacy...

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Mar 20, 2021Mar 2021

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Welcome@Kindalibertarian

Blondie - Call Me (Official Video)

Bachman & Turner - Takin' Care Of Business (Live At The Roseland Ballroom NYC)

Bachman Turner Overdrive - You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet 1974 Video Sound HQ

Biden's Migrant Crisis: Is Biden's approach turning aggressive?

Auto Union That Endorsed Joe Biden SHOCKED That Ford Relocating To Mexico, Trump Was Stopping Them

It’s A Fictitious Idea And Fantasy

Why was the little ink drop crying? Because his was in the pen and he didn’t know how long the sentence would be. What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws? He was given two consecutive sentences.

Someone was killed with a starting pistol today. Police think it may be race-related.

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Who can drink 2 liters of gasoline? Jerry can.

I prefer to have my milk churned. It’s butter that way.

What did the assassin do when he was hungry? The Assassinate.

What did Delaware? Maybe a New Jersey? I don’t know, but Alaska.

The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral.

What do you call someone who can eat candy corn with both hands? Ambidextrose.

Biden Struggles, Nearly Falls Down Stairs In Viral Video As China SLAMS Us As Weak And Fractured

9 Of The House Republicans Who Voted For Impeachment Already Have Primary Challengers!!!

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