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Oct 1, 2021Oct 2021

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Two foam darts to the head is plenty... But one is a Nerf.
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Oct 1, 2021Oct 2021

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I was in a fancy lingerie shop, and I asked the cashier if these knickers were satin.. She said ‘no, they’re brand new!’
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Oct 1, 2021Oct 2021

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What's grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement? A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard.
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Oct 1, 2021Oct 2021

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Monty Python: The Parrot Sketch & The Lumberjack Song movie versions HQhttps:
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Oct 1, 2021Oct 2021

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Oct 1, 2021Oct 2021

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Monty Python- Cheese Shophttps:
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Oct 1, 2021Oct 2021

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Spain: Lava stream now reaches Ocean; experts warn of irritation on skin, breathing difficultieshttps:
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Oct 1, 2021Oct 2021

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North Korea has propelled a string of weapon test, fired Anti-Aircraft missile | WION Newshttps:
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Oct 1, 2021Oct 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@Cohammer_117
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Did you hear the one about the Irish farmer who won the Nobel peace prize?? He was found outstanding in his own field.
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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So what was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire called. InterSTELLLLLLLAAAAAAAR
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Apparently it took Thomas Edison 1000 attempts to make the lightbulb. Damn, he would have gone through some dark times.
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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I just woke up with my reading lamp unplugged and lying next to me in bed. You never know what to expect from your one night stand.
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Vaccine's trials should be done on politicians first If they survive the vaccine is safe, if they don't the country is safe.
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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So what do you get it you ask a politician to tell 'the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'? 3 different answers
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Biden BOOED At Baseball Game As Approval TANKS, Democrats Lining Up Harris To Take Over Presidencyhttps:
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Katie Hopkins Offity Pss at the Katie's Armshttps:
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Woman Says She Reported her Friends To The FBI For Criticizing Joe Biden, Democrats Are In A Culthttps:
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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PART 1: Yeonmi Park Details What Life is Like in North Koreahttps:
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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PART 2: Yeonmi Park Recollets Her Long Road to Freedom and the Abuse She Faced in Chinahttps:
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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PART 3: Yeonmi Park Makes A Frightening Comparison of Woke Leftist Culture to North Koreahttps:
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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RACE TO THE BOTTOM Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 186https:
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Democrats Subpoena Women For America First Organizers, Trump Supporters As Ideological PURGE Worsenshttps:
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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The Lack of Accountability from Gen. Milley vs. the Scapegoating of Martine Lt. Col. Stuart Schellerhttps:
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Two cows are standing in a field. One of them says, "There's been rumors going around about a 'Mad Cow Disease.' Do you think it's real?" The other cow says, "I don't care! I'm a helicopter!"
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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The chicken or the egg: I have solved the riddle The rooster came first.
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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What does a witches car sound like? BROOM BROOM
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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We went to visit my brother in hospital because he had crashed his motorbike into a tree and impaled himself onto a tree branch i asked the doctor "How is he?"... The doctor said "He's not out of the woods yet"....
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Parking my car outside parliament. "Sir, you can't park here," said a cop. "This is where our politicians work." "Don't worry, I've locked it."
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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3 guys break down in the middle of the desert The first one says he'll take the hood to use as shade. The second one says he'll take the radiator because he can drink the water left in it. The third guy says he'll take the door so if he gets hot he...
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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I was at a seance and the spiritualist kept giggling, so I punched him. My mother always told me to strike a happy medium.
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Joe Biden Plans To Sneak His Vaccine Mandate For Companies Into Dems Giant Budgethttps:
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Katie Hopkins: Between a dumpster and a Waffle House
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Did ye hear what happened to Captain Bluebeard when he fell overboard in the Red Sea? He got Marooned!
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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What do you call a group of condoms who make music. A Rubber Band.
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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What do you call a hen looking at lettuce? A chicken sees her salad.
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia..
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Against my wishes my son has gone and had a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club and a diamond. I'll deal with him later.
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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My doppelganger has just walked in, and sat on the other end of the couch I'm beside myself with shock
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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I take life with a grain of salt... Plus, a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Biden's Foreign Policy Sucks | Ep. 56https:
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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.
Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Why did the gymnast become a body builder? To increase flex-ability
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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For my birthday, my friends gave me a bunch of dirt and sand. I appreciate the sediment, but...
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Well I went to the doctor the other day and said: "Have you got anything for wind?" So he gave me a kite.
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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One time as a kid, I took my Dad’s voltmeter without his permission… I got grounded
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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls. But these are just miner details.
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Democrats Hide $700k Fines For Employers Who REFUSE Vaccine Mandate In $3.5 Trillion Spending Bill
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Candace Owens & Greg Gutfeld React to CRINGY Late Night Hostshttps:
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Candace Owens Reacts to Joy Reid’s INSANE Comments on Gabby Petito Casehttps:
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Youtube Announces Censorship Of ALL Content That Opposes ANY Vaccine, Several Channels Already NUKEDhttps:
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Stash House Full Of Illegal Immigrants Wore NO MASKS, Notes Fox News Reporthttps:
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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ESCAPE FROM DARKNESS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 185https:
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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HUNDREDS Of Medical Staff Are Being TERMINATED For Refusing Vaccine, Firing In A Pandemic Is INSANEhttps:
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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When a Pirate says to his Captain "The cannons be ready." the Captain replies "Are"
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look! That one is shaped like an idiot!"
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Broken quiz machine for sale... No questions asked.
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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I returned to my hotel after an evening of drinking, so I went to the front desk. “Excuse me, I don’t remember what room I’m in.” I said. “No problem,” said the receptionist. “You’re in the lobby.”
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Whats you father's occupation? Asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year. "He's a magician," said the small boy. "How interesting! What's his favorite trick? "Sawing people in half." "Really? Now, next ...
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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So how do exotic dancers make money? They go twerk.
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Anyone know a better way to clear the ice from my windscreen? I tried using my discount card but could only get 20% off!
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@marmmaadd
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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NBA Players Refuse Vaccine, They Have A Platform To Make A Statement About Personal Autonomyhttps:
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Sen. Rand Paul Responds to General Milley's Testimonyhttps:
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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John Anderson, The Jan 6 Defendant Who Lost His Lifehttps:
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Sky Divers Meet Up In Air & More! | Awesome Archivehttps:
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Tricks That Failed Miserably | Stunt Fails 2021https:
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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It's Too Obvious Now, and It Can't Be Ignored Any Longerhttps:
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Who Are the Beneficiaries of Biden's Border Crisis?
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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The Gospel According to Kathy Hochul | Ep. 55https:
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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WHO chief apologises for sex abuse by staff in DR Congo | Latest World English News | WION Newshttps:
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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What did the innocent prisoner say to the partially deaf warden? I beg your pardon
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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DeLorean for sale It’s in great condition and only driven from time to time.
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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When I was a boy, my dad told me the great thing about America is that anyone could be elected a governor, senator, or even the President! I'm starting to believe him.
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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If you are a serious tennis player, you should string your own equipment Anything off the shelf is a racket
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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What do you call a dog who can't swim? A land rover
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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What’s it called when a tractor waits for a pedestrian to cross Crop yield
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Democrats PANICKING As Biden NEW All Time Low Approval Signals CRUSHING Midterm Defeat, GOP Victoryhttps:
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Milley ADMITS Biden LIED About Afghanistan, Ltc Scheller Sent To PRISON For Demanding Accountability
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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HERE TO STAY Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 184
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Vaccine Mandate Protest Storms NY Mall, National Guard Will Replace Fired Nurses, US Is Collapsing
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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The American People Want America Back
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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New and Improved Taliban?
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Someone said I couldn’t tell a pun about crooked teeth. Well brace yourselves!!!!
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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People in Dubai wouldn't understand the humor in the Flintstones, but I know people in Abu Dhabi do.
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Why did the crab cross the road? It didn't. It used the sidewalk.
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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How long should socks be? Twelve inches, so you can fit in one foot!
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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What was king Midas’ favorite pet? A golden retriever
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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My wife texted me on a cold winter morning, saying "Windows frozen, won't open. " I texted her back, "gently pour some hot water along the edges, and tap it with a hammer." After a few minutes she texted back, "computer is really messed up now. "
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@Maddo
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@GregBrac
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Rfermal
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Maddo
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Senile Biden Wants To Give Out WAY Too Many Shots: “Well Over A Billion One Hundred Million Shots"
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Another Scandal the Media Won't Tell You About from the Biden Family Crime Racket
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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How Biden Crippled America | Ep. 54
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Puppy Gets Confused When Owner Kisses Their Head Then Licks his Face
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Internet arguments are like connect four but you only have three pieces.
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Why is it easy to tell jokes in a prison? You have a captive audience.
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