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Nov 15, 2022Nov 2022

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But I don't give a shit.
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Mar 13, 2021Mar 2021

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I’m the Norse god of mischief but I don’t like to talk about it. I guess you could say I’m low-key.
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Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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Cardi B’s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly They call her ‘Cagey B’
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Apr 11, 2022Apr 2022

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Are Old Biden Clips Racist By Current Biden's Definition? | DM CLIPS | Reporthttps:
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Sep 21, 2022Sep 2022

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No silhouettes allowed.
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Jan 17, 2021Jan 2021

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Superman lost all of his money on a digital currency scheme. It was his cryptonite.
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Mar 11, 2021Mar 2021

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"Asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up. Guess the two of us aren’t going to work out."
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Oct 27, 2021Oct 2021

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Hospitals Are OVERRUN With Non-COVID Patients, A 'Super Cold' Is Spreading And People Are VERY Sickhttps:
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Jan 15, 2021Jan 2021

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What’s a pirate’s favorite county? Arrrrgh-entina! Why can’t Dalmatians win at hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
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Oct 4, 2022Oct 2022

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And we loved it.
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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.
Dec 7, 2021Dec 2021

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Well done mother.
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Feb 28, 2021Feb 2021

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Always remember that you are a unique individual; just like everyone else.
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Feb 22, 2023Feb 2023

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You must be stoned.
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Dec 7, 2021Dec 2021

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That's a bit of a stretch.
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Dec 30, 2021Dec 2021

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There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.
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Sep 21, 2022Sep 2022

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These 3D billboards stop everyone on the street 😱👏
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Nov 9, 2022Nov 2022

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I booked an appointment first.
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Aug 18, 2021Aug 2021

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So a man died after drinking varnish. It was a terrible end but a beautiful finish.
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Apr 2, 2022Apr 2022

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Yale University Caught Cutting Deals with Russian Oligarchshttps:
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Dec 8, 2022Dec 2022

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Kirk Cameron speaks out after libraries deny story hour for his faith-based book
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Jan 20, 2021Jan 2021

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The Left Is Trying to Turn Trump Supporters Into Enemies of the State.https:
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Jul 24, 2021Jul 2021

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Logan Paul Delivers TEXTBOOK BRAINWASHED Speech On RACE!
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Press Sec. Stuns Reporters, Admits Plan to Ignore & Crush States' Rights | DM CLIPS | Rubin Reporthttps:
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Just Jokes and Memes
Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

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Good morning!
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Jul 9, 2021Jul 2021

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Yes please.
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Feb 24, 2021Feb 2021

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I nearly sheet myself.
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Apr 3, 2022Apr 2022

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So a slice of pie in Jamaica is $2.75 and a slice of pie in the Bahamas is $3.50 These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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Nov 25, 2020Nov 2020

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1980-2010
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Dec 30, 2021Dec 2021

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When my dentist mocked me today, saying that even though he's much older than me, he has healthier teeth. I said it must be because he has the better dentist.
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Apr 3, 2022Apr 2022

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I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house He refused.
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Nov 16, 2020Nov 2020

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Today I watched the news and saw that my nearest mechanic was a drug dealer. That's horrible, so many years being a client and only today I realized he could have repaired my car.
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Oct 8, 2022Oct 2022

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Damn Jim, just dam.
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Nov 24, 2022Nov 2022

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Just another observation.
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Mar 23, 2021Mar 2021

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How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
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Apr 3, 2022Apr 2022

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The president of my chess club was arrested today. Apparently he had a chequered past.
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Mar 23, 2021Mar 2021

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Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
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Nov 30, 2020Nov 2020

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Hey Mike!!!!
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Oct 8, 2022Oct 2022

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Ain't it the truth.
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Oct 15, 2021Oct 2021

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I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
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Just Jokes and Memes
Nov 11, 2020Nov 2020

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In cricket it's called silly point.
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The History Corner
May 16, 2021May 2021

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The history of organized firefighting began in ancient Rome while under the rule of Augustus. The first ever Roman fire brigade was created by Marcus Licinius Crassus. He took advantage of the fact that Rome had no fire department, by creating his ...
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Dec 30, 2021Dec 2021

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Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands They just don't want to.
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Just Jokes and Memes
Nov 20, 2020Nov 2020

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Have you seen the twins Regan?
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Just Jokes and Memes
Dec 3, 2020Dec 2020

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A bit of a stretch.
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Feb 12, 2021Feb 2021

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The pillow started it.
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Mar 23, 2021Mar 2021

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
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Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

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If I don’t perfect human cloning, I won’t be able to live with myself.
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Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology – don’t buy it!
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Just Jokes and Memes
Jun 4, 2021Jun 2021

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There is no such color as Ghostly yellow! It is just a pigment of your imagination!
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Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

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As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me
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Oct 17, 2021Oct 2021

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I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
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The History Corner
May 15, 2021May 2021

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Oldest love poem. Istanbul 2461 (also Ni 2461, L.2461) is an ancient Sumerian cuneiform tablet which is believed to contain the oldest love poem ever found. It is on display at the Istanbul Museum of the Ancient Orient (Mesopotamia Hall). It is ...
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Mar 2, 2023Mar 2023

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That's a good backup plan against boredom.
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Just Jokes and Memes
Mar 11, 2021Mar 2021

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Who is the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
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Mar 18, 2021Mar 2021

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How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.
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Mar 7, 2023Mar 2023

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Open other end.
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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.
Dec 11, 2022Dec 2022

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Special delivery.
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Apr 13, 2021Apr 2021

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What is the most masculine job you can have? Being a male man.
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
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Feb 28, 2021Feb 2021

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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What do you call a Norse god who doesn't draw much attention to themselves? Low Key.......!
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Apr 13, 2021Apr 2021

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A man meets an attractive woman in a bar and tells her, “You know, I’m a lawyer.” “Honest?” the woman asks. “No, no. Just the regular kind,” he replied.
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Sep 8, 2022Sep 2022

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Just a distant memory.
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Mar 13, 2021Mar 2021

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What’s the fastest way to massacre snails? A salt rifle.
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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Why did Shakespeare only write in ink? Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B
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The History Corner
Jun 10, 2021Jun 2021

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The earliest known crossbows were invented in the first millennium BC, not later than the 7th century BC in ancient China, not later than the 4th century BC in Greece (as the gastraphetes). The gastraphetes was a hand-held crossbow used by the ...
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Dec 23, 2021Dec 2021

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Interesting sack.
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Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

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Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants. I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
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Feb 8, 2021Feb 2021

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Burgess Owens Leaves Dems STUNNED With Story of Why He Respects the American Flag.
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Tim Pool
Mar 9, 2021Mar 2021

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Corporate Media Hit By Layoffs As Trump Slump Means Democrats Have No Unifying Villain To Exploit
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Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

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What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback! How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
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Oct 20, 2021Oct 2021

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Democrat Senator Announces Plan To QUIT Democratic Party Over Economic Crisis If Biden Bill Passeshttps:
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Aug 20, 2022Aug 2022

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These are the 2 best ways to stop the deep statehttps:
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Sep 3, 2022Sep 2022

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Don't look now.
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
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Sep 28, 2022Sep 2022

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Italian Prime Minister goes INSANELY viralhttps:
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Dec 3, 2020Dec 2020

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Do you know?
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Jul 9, 2021Jul 2021

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My wife said last night "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game" Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance
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Aug 29, 2021Aug 2021

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Psaki CALLED OUT: Reporter Asks How Press Can Trust Biden Admin If They Lie About The Small Things
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May 26, 2022May 2022

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Indiana BANS Males From Competing Against Women, ACLU Is OUTRAGEDhttps:
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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Salvador Dalí, "Gala Placidia. Galatea of the Spheres.
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Just Jokes and Memes
Feb 22, 2021Feb 2021

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Apparently so.
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Feb 28, 2021Feb 2021

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My Potato Head Goes Gender Neutral, Leftists Push To End "Gender Segregation" As Equality Act PASSES
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Jan 11, 2021Jan 2021

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What’s an astronaut’s favourite part of a computer? The space bar. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks! Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
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Just Jokes and Memes
Dec 1, 2020Dec 2020

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Still finding votes for Biden.
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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Youtube Announces Censorship Of ALL Content That Opposes ANY Vaccine, Several Channels Already NUKEDhttps:
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Just Jokes and Memes
Dec 1, 2020Dec 2020

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Well, rooted again!
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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.
Jan 14, 2023Jan 2023

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I always yell at the T.V.
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Jan 25, 2023Jan 2023

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Ok I'll bite.
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Mar 29, 2021Mar 2021

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and ...
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Nov 28, 2020Nov 2020

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Is it you or me?
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Dec 17, 2020Dec 2020

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Bird brain joke.
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May 29, 2021May 2021

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Schwerer Gustav (English: Heavy Gustav) (Also known as the "Big Bertha") was a German 80-centimetre (31.5 in) railway gun. It was developed in the late 1930s by Krupp in Rügenwalde as siege artillery for the explicit purpose of destroying the main ...
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Jan 14, 2021Jan 2021

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I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones!
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Mar 9, 2021Mar 2021

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“It’s really hard to define ‘virtue signalling’, as I was saying the other day to some of my Muslim friends over a fair-trade coffee in our local feminist bookshop.”
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Apr 7, 2022Apr 2022

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Jan 6th Defendant NOT GUILY, Judge Says Video PROVED Cops Let Them In, Young Turks Completely WRONGhttps:
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Apr 2, 2021Apr 2021

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Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at.
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May 5, 2021May 2021

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Man Pulls GUN On BLM Marchers In Louisville, Normal People Have HAD ENOUGH
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May 14, 2023May 2023

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That dogwood knot bite.
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Dec 1, 2020Dec 2020

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Just the facts.
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